| ECW
Path of Destruction - Uncensored "If it's blood you
want, it's blood you're gonna get," screams
Extreme Championship Wrestling (ECW) play-by-play
announcer Joey Stiles. He's talking about the
hardcore "Glass Match," which features
two men sticking their taped hands in glue and
then glass shards before doing battle... But,
really, he could just as well be summing up all
of ECW. Unlike the World Wrestling Federation and
World Championship Wrestling, ECW eschews flash
and overwrought soap operas and focuses on brutal
mutilation and, occasionally, some wrestling
moves. This compilation tape (a follow-up to the
extremely successful ECW: Extreme Evolution) of five matches showcases
what makes ECW so popular among rabid wrestling
fans. The collection starts with a four-man title
match (featuring Chris Jericho, 2 Cold Scorpio,
Pit Bull #2, and Shane "the Franchise"
Douglas) that runs over 40 minutes and challenges
any notions that these guys aren't athletes. It's
exhausting. The centerpiece, however, is the
Stairway to Hell match, featuring Sabu vs.
Sandman. As you watch Sandman, head wrapped with
barbed wire and gushing blood, repeatedly cane
Sabu with a 4-foot stick, your month will just
hang open. Perhaps the biggest star here,
however, is Stiles. He's a maniac announcer with
hilarious catch phrases like "Oh my
gaaawwd!" sounding like South Park's Cartman
calling wrestling. "Why watch bad boxing
pay-per-view? You got ECW!" he bellows, and
who can argue? --Dave McCoy (Amazon.com)
Starring: Shane
Douglas, Sandman, Chris Jericho, Sabu, ECW, et
al.
Approximate
running time: 60 minutes
Rating: NR
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