Velocity--December 2005

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Velocity
December 3, 2005
Thanks to www.rajah.com for the results

Randy Orton vs. Matt Hardy from SmackDown!

Match Number 2 between Booker T & Chris Benoit.

Rey Mysterio & JBL vs. Big Show & Kane from SmackDown!

Orlando Jordan vs. TJ Dalton
Dalton's announced as the local boy and he'll be facing a more aggressive and all business OJ according to Josh. OJ begins by punching down then stomping Dalton. OJ rams Dalton into the corner and Dalton gets trash talked, slapped and hiptossed to the mat. OJ with a swinging neckbreaker and DDT follows up by dropping a series of elbows. OJ Irish whips Dalton twice and punishes with punches in-between whips. OJ with a suplex then lands a kick to the back and a series of stomps before trash talking Dalton some more. OJ beats on Dalton's chest with punches then boots him in the gut in the corner. OJ Irish whips Dalton and hits a clothesline in the corner. The crowd gets on OJ's back. OJ continues to punch and boot Dalton in the corner and choke him with his boot. Dalton gets some offense in with a series of punches but OJ cuts off a whip attempt and reels Dalton in and hits a short arm clothesline. OJ fingersprays his initials in the air then finishes Dalton off with a lungbuster. Here is Your Winner: ORLANDO JORDAN. Post match OJ deposits Dalton through the ropes.


Velocity
December 10, 2005
Thanks to www.rajah.com for the results

The Dicks vs. Scotty 2 Hotty & Funaki
Chad backs Funaki to the corner, both exchange shoves, Funaki with a hiptoss, armdrag and legdrop onto the arm. Funaki with an armbar, Scotty tags in, he and Chad exchange some arm reversals then Chad gets some shots in in the corner. James tags sends Scotty off the ropes, Scotty ducks underneath wiggles and hiptosses a charging James twice. Scotty with a side headlock as Animal and Heidenreich come out to watch on the ramp. James delivers a back suplex and the Dicks get distracted by Animal and Heidenreich allowing Funaki to dropkick James into Chad then deliver an inverted atomic drop to James. Scotty follows up with a bulldog and connects with the W-O-R-M. 1-2-broken up by Chad. The Dicks stomp and choke Scotty in the corner and Chad scores a near fall while using the ropes for leverage. Scotty tries to fight back but the Dicks beat him down and James traps him in a front facelock. Scotty inches to the corner but James releases and beats him away. Scotty rolls back from a back suplex attempt and finally makes the tag. Funaki springs in with a cross body on James and nails a bulldog on Chad then an enziguri kick to James. The Dicks receive backbodydrops by Funaki who fires up. Funaki grabs a headlock on Chad, The Dicks hoist him on their shoulders but Funaki counters with a double headscissors takedown. Funaki comes off the top rope with a cross body on James who rolls through but Scotty breaks up the count at two. Chad throws Scotty through the ropes then the Dicks hit Funaki with a double firemans carry drop then Chad delivers a Guillotine legdrop from the top rope and James covers for the 1-2-3. Here Are Your Winners: THE DICKS. Post match The Dicks staredown Animal and Heidenreich and both talk trash from afar.

Simon Dean vs. Caprice Coleman
Simon has some trouble starting his Dean machine during his entrance. Simon with some mic work to begin as always. Simon introduces himself and says he's having a terrible week because of being forced into a match with the Boogeyman and being dragged into the ring by arena security to wrestle a lunatic. Since then Simon can't sleep, eat, is unshaven and his workout has suffered greatly. What makes him sick is everyone thinks it's a big joke. Simon notices Coleman laughing then says the joke's on him before nailing a cheap shot and stomping him down. Coleman reverses Simon off the ropes and lands a hiptoss. Coleman with a headlock, Simon sends him to the corner facefirst and clotheslines him down from behind. Simon drops a knee from the second rope then takes some shots at Coleman before driving his head into the mat while doing some pushups. Simon covers for one, Simon tries a reverse chinlock, Coleman armdrags away and fights back. Simon cuts Coleman off and throws him to the mat face first before bringing an elbow down onto his back and applying the Curbstomp. Simon with a near fall then wraps himself round Coleman and applies a neck tie. Coleman knees free then knocks Simon down after a series of punches. Coleman delivers two dropkicks then after a kick to the gut Coleman nails a spin kick on the back of Simon's head 1-2-no. Coleman Irish whips Simon but misses a sitdown splash and Simon finishes him off with the Simonizer. 1-2-3. Here is Your Winner: SIMON DEAN. Post match Simon gets a cheap shot in after doing some Simon squats. Good squash with some nice offense spots for Coleman (Shelton Benjamin lookalike).

Paul London & Brian Kendrick vs. Nunzio & Vito
Kendrick and Nunzio begin with a hammerlock exchange. Nunzio snapmares free then throws Kendrick down by the hair. Nunzio pulls down his kneepad but misses a kneedrop and Kendrick scores near falls first with an Oklahoma roll and then a rollup maneuver. Nunzio off the ropes boots Kendrick in the head but charges into Kendrick's feet. London tags in and hits Nunzio with a cross body from the top rope for two. London slams Nunzio and hits a swanton bomb off the ropes for another near fall. Kendrick tags back in and he and London land a double armdrag to Nunzio off the ropes then nip up but Vito takes them both down with a clothesline. Nunzio tries to suplex Kendrick who slips behind and grabs Nunzio before shoving him into Vito no Nunzio puts the brakes on and the FBI charge but Kendrick rolls under allowing London to hit both with a dropkick. Kendrick with a near fall on Nunzio then another after a small package off the ropes but Nunzio pushes Kendrick into the ropes where Vito nails Kendrick with a shot to the head from the outside. Nunzio stomps Kendrick, tag to Vito who sends Kendrick off the ropes and levels with a clothesline. Vito tags Nunzio and throws Kendrick to the mat by the arm and Nunzio hits Kendrick with a dropkick to the face for a near fall. Nunzio with a snapmare and hammerlock on the mat. Kendrick goes to elbow free but Nunzio puts him down by the hair and drops a knee for a near fall. Vito tags and Nunzio hooks Kendrick while Vito stomps. Vito slams Kendrick then nails a Vader Bomb from the top rope. London breaks up the cover, Nunzio tags in boots Kendrick snapmares and re-applies the hammerlock. Nunzio breaks the hold then slams Kendrick. Nunzio from the top rope catches Kendrick's foot rolls him back up to his feet but Kendrick answers back with a neckbreaker. Nunzio grabs a leg but Kendrick still manages to make a tag. London takes down Nunzio after a series of kicks then hits a hurricanrana off the ropes. Nunzio reverses an Irish whip but charges into a forearm allowing London to hit the Mushroom stomp. London follows up with a rolling wheel kick and Vito breaks up the cover at two. London charges Nunzio in the corner who gets his knee up then rises to the second rope and connects with the Sicilian Slice. 1-2-Kendrick breaks it up and snaps back on Nunzio's neck in the process. Vito comes in and hiptosses Kendrick. The FBI go to suplex London but Kendrick pulls him down and the FBI receive crescent kicks in stereo (shades of the Rockers there). Vito rolls outside and Kendrick runs the ropes and leaps off London nailing Vito with a suicide dive attack over the top rope. Back inside London catches a Nunzio boot spins him round and ducks as Kendrick catches Nunzio and delivers an STO as London hits an enziguri kick. London covers and gets the duke as Kendrick stops Vito coming back in. Great matchup. Here Are Your Winners: PAUL LONDON & BRIAN KENDRICK.

Sylvan vs. Matt Hardy
Lockup leads to Sylvan backing Hardy into the ropes and patting his face. Sylvan poses so Hardy punches him in the face and mocks. A riled up Sylvan lunges but Hardy ducks and boots. Hardy gets reversed off the ropes but he avoids a Sylvan leapfrog and instead punches him in the face again. Sylvan punches back, Hardy reverses an Irish whip telegraphs a Sylvan float over and punches him in the face again before ramming his head into the corner x10 and clotheslining him over the top rope and waving bye bye. Hardy goes out to punch Sylvan then back inside Hardy applies a side headlock. Sylvan to the ropes knees Hardy then sends off the ropes, Hardy boots the head but Sylvan drop toeholds a charging Hardy out of the ring. Sylvan goes out drives Hardy into the apron then back inside Sylvan stomps Hardy and drops a fist. Sylvan with a punch then Irish whips Hardy face first into the corner gets Hardy on his shoulders and delivers a gutbuster for a near fall. Sylvan sends Hardy off the ropes and traps in an abdominal stretch and digs his elbow into Hardy's gut. Sylvan uses the ropes for leverage, Hardy refuses to quit and eventually punches free and catches Sylvan with a side effect. Both exchange punches, Hardy with forearms delivers one off the ropes then hits a running clothesline and a modified neckbreaker drop for a near fall. Hardy with an Irish whip and clothesline in the corner. Hardy goes for a running bulldog but Sylvan counters into a side slam 1-2-no. Sylvan with an Irish whip charges into Hardy's feet. Hardy goes for a legdrop off the second rope, Sylvan moves, Hardy lands on his feet, Sylvan gets up turns round and is met by a boot to the gut followed by the Twist of Fate. 1-2-3. Here is Your Winner: MATT HARDY.


Velocity
December 17, 2005
Results thanks to Rajah.com

William Regal w/Paul Burchill vs Scotty 2 Hotty
A Scotty chant is heard at the start. Lockup, Regal tries to work the arm but Scotty reverses into a side headlock and hits a shoulder tackle off the ropes. The crowd taunt the brits with a USA chant. Regal applies a wristlock but Scotty responds with another side headlock and shoulder tackle that sends Regal to the corner. Lockup, Regal applies a full nelson, Scotty reverses and applies a third headlock. Regal sends Scotty off the ropes but Scotty hangs on trips Regal and walks over him before running the ropes and knocking Regal back down with a forearm. Scotty takes down Regal for a nearfall before Regal backs Scotty to the corner and attacks with knees to the gut and a punch. Scotty reverses an Irish whip and Regal rebounds into a backbodydrop. Scotty punches Regal down who wants mercy. Regal to the corner, Scotty with a boot, punch and mounted punch assault. Scotty wiggles and punches Regal down. Regal cowers to the corner, Scotty advances and Irish whips twice. Scotty sees Regal in position and he goes for the bulldog off the ropes, Regal lunges, Scotty ducks, nails a crescent kick and gets into position and sets up for the W-O-R-M no Burchill runs in but Scotty ducks and sends him through the ropes. A distracted Scotty focuses on Burchill and he turns back round to a knee to the gut followed by a knee trembler by Regal who gets the 1-2-3. Here is Your Winner: WILLIAM REGAL.

Jamie Noble vs Tommaso Whitney
Josh welcomes back the Redneck Messiah and notes he's spent time in New Japan but fails to mention ruling ROH for a while. Noble backs Whitney to the corner and gets some shots in before hitting a stinging chop and driving his head into Whitney's gut. Noble with a single leg takedown misses an elbow, Whitney grabs a side headlock but Noble immediately back suplexes out. Noble clubs the back then hits a scoop slam. Noble drops a leg and gets a nearfall. Noble talks trash as he rips at Whitney's face then drops an elbow onto his head. Noble with a knee to the side of the head then chokes Whitney in the second rope before stepping out onto the apron and booting him in the head. Noble with a firemans carry drops Whitney down across his knees with a gutbuster then hits a running dropkick to the face and picks up the win after a dragon sleeper. Here is Your Winner via Submission: JAMIE NOBLE.

Paul London & Brian Kendrick vs Scotty Charisma & Arch Kincaid
London and Kendrick are sporting new matching ring attire and theatrical themed mimist masks. Kendrick begins trying to work Charisma's arm but Charisma replies with a side headlock and shoulder tackle. Kendrick answers back with a hiptoss and slam before London enters with a Mushroom stomp. London with a side headlock then ducks Charisma off the ropes and takes him down with some kicks. London and Kendrick then go to work on Charisma's arm making frequent tags and drop down attacks from the top rope. Kendrick headbutts and stomps Charisma down in the corner and boot chokes him before London hits a springboard dropkick. Charisma gets a double armdrag off the ropes and London and Kendrick both nip up (very Rocker-esque) and land kicks to the back in stereo. Kincaid runs in and gets a double backelbow before Charisma gets punched down and Kendrick covers for a nearfall. Kendrick faceplants Charisma before London snaps back with a running neckbreaker to the fallen Charisma. London with a slam and senton bomb off the ropes for a nearfall which Kincaid breaks up. This allows Charisma to attack London. Kincaid tags in and after some knees to the gut Kincaid clotheslines London down off the ropes for a nearfall. London escapes a cross armbar/chinlock, Kincaid goes for a backbodydrop off the ropes but London lands on his feet and tags out and Kincaid receives a double dropkick. Charisma runs in and gets a double flapjack before Kendrick hits Kincaid with a flying attack off the ropes. Kincaid gets whipped to the corner where Kendrick meets him with a flying forearm then London with a dropkick. Charisma gets a double crescent kick before Kincaid gets finished off with the STO/enziguiri combo. London covers and gets the duke. 1-2-3. Lots of similarities to the Rockers in this match which is all good for me. Here Are Your Winners: PAUL LONDON & BRIAN KENDRICK.

Doug Basham vs Todd Henson
Basham comes out looking like the Fallen Angel and before the match downs a canned drink and bashes it on his head like the Sandman. This proves he's still going by his Bashman moniker quite literally LOL. Josh says what he drank was one of Simon Dean's shakes. Basham begins with an armdrag then a go-behind into a side headlock. Basham and Henson exchange some arm reversals until Basham elbows free from a hammerlock and armdrags Henson down into a cover for one. Basham swats Henson away with his boot and a snapmare gets another one count before Basham pushes Henson away by the chin while talking trash. Basham with a side headlock takedown then a shoulder tackle off the ropes for another one count. Basham charges into an armdrag. Henson with a hiptoss and Basham backs away to the ropes. Basham gets up applauds then slaps Henson. Henson replies with some forearms and tries a headlock but Basham drives Henson's head into the corner and hits a series of chops. Basham pounds on the arm then drops Henson with a back suplex right across his own arm. Henson tries to fight back but Basham brings Henson's arm down onto his knee, takes him down again with a wristlock and applies a cross armbar on the mat. Henson gets up but Basham drives his shoulder into Henson's and slaps his head while still not letting go of the arm. Basham attempts another shoulder charge but Henson counters with a backbodydrop. Henson staggers Basham with some punches runs the ropes and tries a sunset flip but Basham drops down hooking Henson with a legscissors while applying a canvas wristlock and Henson taps out. Here is Your Winner via Submission: DOUG BASHAM.

Funaki vs Orlando Jordan w/Jillian Hall
I guess WWE have remembered OJ was alligned with JBL hence Jillian Hall's presence for this match. OJ begins by backing and trapping Funaki in the corner where he unloads with some elbows to the head. OJ whips Funaki to the corner misses a charge and Funaki scores with an armdrag and side headlock. OJ tries to send Funaki off the ropes but Funaki grabs ahold of OJ's fro and keeps the headlock applied. OJ sends Funaki off the ropes and catches a cross body attempt and delivers a swinging side backbreaker. OJ with some stomps then makes Funaki eat some boot before clubbing him in the ropes. OJ with a snapmare and knee to the back picks up Funaki and traps him in a bearhug. Funaki fights his way out, OJ blocks a whip attempt and reverses then hits Funaki with the Johnson shuffle punches. OJ covers for a nearfall. OJ stomps then clubs the back of Funaki and hits a kidney punch before re-applying the bearhug. Funaki fights free again, OJ knees the gut and attempts a back suplex but Funaki punches away and counters with a cross body. OJ grabs a leg, Funaki connects with an enziguiri. Funaki gets to his feet and nails a bulldog. Funaki grabs OJ's hair, OJ with a boot and swinging neckbreaker stalks Funaki then hits a lung buster for the 1-2-3. An OJ showcase. Here is Your Winner: ORLANDO JORDAN.


Velocity
December 24, 2005
 

Eddie Guerrero Memorial Velocity


Velocity
December 31, 2005
thanks to wrestleview.com

- Simon Dean defeated Brian Kendrick.

- Paul Burchill defeated John Xavier.

- Jamie Noble defeated Paul London.

- Road Warrior Animal & Heidenreich defeated Nunzio & Vito.