Velocity--March 2004

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Velocity
March 6, 2004
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Jamie "The Redneck Messiah" Noble Vs. Paul "Please Don't Die!" London
Both men start with a collar-elbow tie up. London gets a takedown, but Noble gets to the ropes. Noble lcoks in a wrist lock, which gets reversed plenty of times in some very innovative ways. London gets 2 nearfalls with a greco-roman knuckle lock. Noble flips out of it, and locks in a top wrist lock on London. London reverses into a hammerlock, which Noble reverses into a drop toe hold into a front facelock. London tries to roll out, but Noble rides him, trapping him in a chin lock from behind. London gets out and puts Noble in a hammerlock, but Noble gets up, and takes London down into a headscissors-armlock. London flips out of it, Noble tries a single-leg takedown, but is pushed off. London drop toe holds Noble into an armlock, but Noble sends London face first into the middle turnbuckle. Noble beats on London, but London ducks a chop and proceeds to chop Noble. Noble is taken down with a snapmare, and kicked HARD in the back by London. London hits a variation of the flipping neckbreaker for a 2 count. London is whipped into the corner, but kics Noble and hits him with a knee attack from the top rope. London goes for the cover, but gets 2. London then slams Noble for another 2 count. Noble is whipped into the corner, but sends London on the ring apron. After knocking Noble down, London goes to the top, only to be pushed of and falls FAR onto the barricade. BRUTAL! Match will continue next.

Commercial Break

We are back, and in the ring, London is getting out of a choke hold. London charges after Noble, but He is sent over the ropes. London attempts to skin the cat, but Noble dropkicks him HARD in the face, sending him to the floor. London is brought back into the ring, and kicks out of pin attempt. Noble clotheslines London for another 2 count. He covers again, but still only gets 2. Noble gives London a leg drop and a bare knee to the face for another 2 count. Noble puts London in a headlock, and changes it into a version of a chinlock. London gets up, but is thrust back down to the mat. Noble locks the move in again, but London gets back up and drops Noble with a flatliner ddt. Both men get up, London gives Noble a jawbreaker and a SWEET dropsault.He then gives Noble a jumping heel kick, but only gets a 2 count. London ducks a clothesline, goes behind Noble, picks him up in a chicken-wing, and drops him face first for a nearfall. London splashes Noble in the corner, but is met afterwards with a powerslam out of nowhere. Noble goes for the cover, but gets 2. AWESOME match so far! Noble goes to the top rope, but London drops him on his naughty-bits. London then gives Noble a hurricarana from the top rope, but as they land, Noble swithes it into a sunset flip for 2 count. Noble goes for the tiger bomb, but London ducks out of it. Noble traps London in a standing butterfly lock, but London slams him with a northernlights suplex for a 2 count. Noble still has the butterfly lock on London, and London is forced to tap out, ending this EXTRAORDINARY match!

Winner Via Submission: Jamie Noble

Demott's Turning Point: When London was knocked off the top rope, and sent onto the barricade.

Commercial Break

Wrestlemania Recall: The Fatal 4 way elimination match for the WWE Championship- HHH(C) Vs. Mick Foley Vs. The Rock Vs. Big Show. The final 2 are HHH and Rock, and Vince comes out and double-crosses Rock, helping HHH to retain.

We are back, and the various events and appearances leading to Wrestlemania are hyped(The Hall of Fame Induction,The Bacon, Bagels, and Biceps brunch,etc.) The Wrestlemania XX Card is hyped as well. The following matches have been signed so far:

1.WWE Championship: Eddie Guerrero(C) Vs. Kurt Angle
2.U.S. Championship: Big Show(C) Vs. John Cena
3.Fatal 4 way WWE Tag Team Championship: Scotty2Hotty/Rikishi(C) Vs. Basham Bros. Vs. Worlds Greatest Tag Team Vs. APA
4.CruiserWeight Open WWE Cruiserweight Championship: Chavo Guerrero(C) Vs. (so far, these men will compete in this match) Ultimo Dragon Vs. Nunzio Vs. Funaki Vs. Tajiri Vs. Jamie Noble Vs. Akio Vs. Shannon Moore Vs. Billy Kidman Vs. Rey Mysterio
5.Handicap 2 on 3 : The Rock/Mick Foley Vs. Ric Flair/Randy Orton/Batista
6.Chris Jericho Vs. Christian
7.Hair vs. Title WWE Womens Championship: Victoria(C) Vs. Molly Holly
8.Fatal 4 way World Tag Team Championship: Booker T/RVD(C) Vs. La Resistance Vs. Jindrak/Cade Vs. Dudley Boys(Spoiler for Heat)
9.Triple Threat World Heavyweight Championship: HHH(C) Vs. Shawn Micheals Vs. Chris Benoit
10.Undertaker Vs. Kane
11.Playboy Evening Gown Match: Sable/Torrie Vs. Stacy/Miss Jackie
12.Special Ref- Steve Austin: Goldberg Vs. Brock Lesnar

The Lesnar-Goldberg-Austin situation from Smackdown is recapped. Lesnar comes out to Austin's music, also driving Austin's 4 wheel. Lesnar says that he stole it on Raw, mocks Austin, and says that Goldberg is next.

Commercial Break

Back from the break, and the next match is........next.

Nunzio Vs. Orlando Jordan
The match starts with a tie-up and some mocking by Nunzio. Jordan is worked over with a few stiff punches, and then chases Nunzio around ringside and back into the ring. Jordan gives Nunzio some punches, a manhattan drop, and a boxing shuffle for a 2 count. Jordan takes Nunzio down with a fireman's carry for a nearfall. Nunzio kicks Jordan in the corner, and hangs him up on the ropes. Nunzio continues to mock, and proceeds to choke Jordan. He puts Jordan in a Chin/Neck wrench, but Jordan is able to get to his feet. Nunzio sweeps his legs, but misses a knee drop. Nunzio goes to stomp Jordan, but Jordan catches his foot. Jordan holds onto the foot, and rolls up Nunzio for a 2 count. Nunzio gives Jordan a swinging neck breaker for another 2 count. Nunzio traps Jordan in a headscissors variation, but breaks the hold after illegaly using the ropes. Nunzio then re-applies the chin/neck wrench, but Jordan is able to get back up. Jordan is whipped into the corner, but rolls out of an attack. He then drops Nunzio with a SWEET flapjack. Both men are up, and Nunzio is knocked down courtesy of a Jordan dropkick. Jordan goes for the cover, but gets 2. Jordan backdrops Nunzio on his butt, but only gets 2. Jordan hits a flying forearm smash, but gets 2 again. Nunzio goes for the Arrivadurchi(misspelled, I know. It's a springboard tornado arm-breaker.), but is switched into a powerslam, giving Jordan the win.

Winner Via Pinfall: Orlando Jordan (record against F.B.I.= 3 wins, 0 losses)

Commercial Break

WWE Slam of the Week: 2 weeks ago, Eddie Guerrero beating up Kurt Angle, and then being arrested and led out of the arena.

The break is over, and the Eddie Guerrero/Kurt Angle situation is recapped. Angle was interviewed via sattellite earlier, which later turned out to be false. Paul Heyman had ordered an apology from Eddie, but Eddie refused in his own, cool way. Paul then booked a match with himself against Eddie, and Eddie would have his hands handcuffed behind his back. During the match, Eddie kicked Paul around, and chased him up the entrance way. Kurt appeared, and both him and Eddie stared each other down. Eddie desperately tried to get out of his handcuffs, so he could beat Kurt's ass. Kurt waited before getting into the ring, and beat the hell out of a defenseless Eddie. Eddie tried to get in some offense, but to no avail. Angle grabbed the WWE Title and mocked Eddie. Eddie defiantely spit in Kurt's face, and got nailed with the belt. Kurt posed with the belt in front of a furious crowd. There Wrestlemania match was then hyped.

Commercial Break

The WWE Rewind: The Big Show telling John Cena that Wrestlemania will be the end for him.

The break is over, but our main event is just starting!

Billy Gunn Vs. Rhyno
The match starts with a tie-up all over the ropes. Billy gives Rhyno a headlock, and tries a shoulder tackle, but Rhyno does not budge. Billy eventually takes him down with a hiptoss into a neckbreaker for a 2 count. Rhyno goes to the outside to regain his strength. Back in the ring, the men go for a greco-roman knuckle lock, only for Rhyno to kick Billy. Rhyno charges, but is taken down with a drop toe hold. Billy puts in another headlock, but eventually is nailed with a HARD spinebuster. Billy gets stomped on, and then trapped in a bearhug. Billy gets out, but is punched in the gut. Rhyno locks the bearhug in again, abd Billy gets out again with some bites. Billy whips Rhyno into the corner, and hits an AWESOME dropkick for a 2 count. Rhyno clotheslines Billy, but only gets 2. After some punches, Rhyno drops Billy face-first onto the top turnbuckle, setting him up for the gore. Rhyno goes for the gore, but Billy jumps over Rhyno and lands the fameasser for the 1, 2, 3.

Winner Via Pinfall: Billy Gunn

Velocity
March 13, 2004
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Chuck Palumbo vs. Orlando Jordan

Another of the Orlando versus the FBI matches. Both superstars jock for a position with headlocks. Orlando takes the reigns and gets a near fall. Chuck picks up Orlando and shoves him into the turnbuckle. Chuck Palumbo pummels Orlando. Chuck hits a Back Suplex for a near fall. Chuck applies a headlock and uses the ropes for leverage. Orlando with punches to the tummy but Chuck does go down until he misses a shoulderblock into the turnbuckle. Orlando hits three dropkicks including a Johnson Shuffle Dropkick for a near fall. Orlando goes to the top and hits a high cross body but Palumbo rolls through for a near fall. Orlando goes for a powerslam, Chuck slides out and Whack’s Orlando in the back of the head.

Winner: Chuck Palumbo

Bill DeMott’s Turning Point
Orlando going to the top rope.

Commercial

Slam of the Week
2 weeks ago Big Show hyping his match with Cena at WrestleMania

Smackdown Flashback
Show and Cena’s saga continues

Commercial

We come back with more hype. This time Angle and Eddie vignettes.

DeMott & Josh run down the WrestleMania Card.

Commercial

WrestleMania Recall
WrestleMania 18 – Hulk Hogan vs. The Rock

Shannon Moore vs. Paul London

Match starts off fantastically slower then expected. London hits the dropsault early. Gets a nearfall. Moore dropkicks London to the outside. They get back in the ring and a couple of near falls for Moore. Moore hits a shake rattle and roll for a near fall and continues the assault. London hits a Frog Cross Body and gets a near fall. Moore rolls out of a sunset flip and drop kicks London right in the chops. Moore hits another shake rattle and roll this time from the second rope for the win.

Winner: Shannon Moore

Commercial


WWE Rewind
Brock appearing on Smackdown with Austin’s ATV

Smackdown Flashback
Steve Austin invades Smackdown

Bob Holly vs. A-Train
Ok, I waited all day for this match. This one was a rare smashmouth contest from the Cruiserweight Show.

Winner: Bob Holly
 

Velocity
March 20, 2004
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Hardcore Holly Vs. Chuck Palumbo w/Nunzio
The match starts with a tie-up and an armdrag by Holly. They tie-up again, leading to some punches by Holly in the corner. Chuck reverses a whip into the opposite corner, but ends up on the recieving end of some stiff knife edge chops. Chuck stops the chopping with, "The best right hand in the business", knocking Holly to the mat. Chuck beats on Holly in the corner, and gives him a short clothesline for a 2 count. Holly then finds himself trapped in a neck/chin-lock, but is able to break out of it. Unfortunately, he is then rammed back first into the corner. Holly gets in some offense by punching and kicking Chuck, and then delivering some clotheslines and a backdrop. Holly goes to the top rope, and lands Chuck with a flying clothesline for a nearfall. Chuck gets right back up, and gives Holly a nice boot to the face for another nearfall. Chuck gives Holly some stiff forearms, but is then met with a SWEET dropkick by Holly . Holly goes for the cover, but only gets 2. Chuck, sitting in the corner, drops Holly face first onto the second turnbuckle, rolls him up, and uses the ropes, only to get a 2 count. Holly then takes down Chuck with a double-leg, and locks in the STF. Chuck is able to reach the ropes, forcing the ref to break the hold. Holly then pulls Chucks legs up (Chuck is holding onto the ropes), and delivers his trademark kick to the groin. Nunzio tries to distract the ref, but Holly knocks him off the apron. Chuck then scoops Holly up and hits him with an Italian/Samoan Drop for the win.

Winner Via Pinfall: Chuck Palumbo w/Nunzio

We are now shown footage of Marc Lloyd interviewing The Rock about the special features from The Rundown DVD. It looks awesome.

Commercial Break

The WrestlemaniaXX Highlights Music Video is shown

We are back, and the announcement of the Draft Lottery, given from Vince Mcmahon on this past Monday's Raw, is shown. Who will go to Raw? Who will go to Smackdown? Find out this Monday night on Raw.

Commercial Break

Wrestlemania 21 will be live from the Staples Center in Los Angeles, CA next year.

We are back, and a Tag Team match is about to begin.

Tajiri/Akio w/Sakoda Vs. Paul London/Billy Kidman
Kidman and Akio start things off with tie-up and headlock by Akio. Akio lets go, only to somewhat mock Kidman. The 2 go at it again, this time with Kidman taking Akio down, and slapping the back of his head(mocking him, basically). Kidman then does a Karate Kid pose, and kicks Akio in the gut. Kidman drops Akio with a shoulder tackle, after a headlock situation, for a nearfall. Akio rakes Kidmans' eyes, allowing Sakoda to get on the apron and attack him.The ref sees this, and tells Sakoda to leave and go to the back. With the advantage, Akio beats on Kidman against the ropes, but loses the momentum when he is hit with a hurricarana. Kidman covers, but gets 2. Kidman tags in London, and London levels Akio with a spinning heel kick for a 2 count. Akio knees London, and tags in Tajiri. London and Tajiri exchange a cool series of chops, until London counters a hiptoss into an armdrag. Tajiri kicks London in the ribs, and whips him into the corner. London punches Tajiri, goes to the second rope, and drops a knee on the back of Tajiri's head for a 2 count. London tags in Kidman before performing a sidewalk slam/off the apron, over the ropes leg drop double-team on Tajiri. Kidman goes for the cover, but
gets 2. Tajiri counters a whip into the corner, but is kicked by Kidman. Kidman goes to the second rope, knocks down an attacking Akio, and leaps off, only to be kicked in the gut by Tajiri. Tajiri covers, but Kidman kicks out. Tajiri tags in Akio, who kicks Kidman in the corner. Akio kicks Kidmans' gut, and gets a nearfall. Akio gives Kidman a russian leg sweep, and locks him in an Octopus Leg Stretch submission. Kidman tries to get out, but Akio rolls him up for a 2 count. Akio tags in Tajiri, and Tajiri kicks Kidman in the gut for a nearfall. Tajiri continues to kick Kidman, and then locks him in an abdominal stretch. Kidman hiptosses Tajiri, whips him into the corner, and avoids an attempted tarantula. Tajiri rolls Kidman up with a sunset flip, and locks in a body scissors submission. Tajiri gains a nearfall, and eventually lets go of the hold. Akio is tagged in, gives Kidman a snapmare takedown, and locks in a variation of the abdominal stretch. Akio lets go, and whips Kidman stomach first into the corner. Akio gives Kidman a kick into a backflip to his back(too many backs), but is leveled by a dropkick out of nowhere by Kidman. Kidman tags in London, and London goes to the top rope, and connects with a frog splash crossbody on Akio. London knocks Tajiri down and backdrops Akio. London then delivers a WICKED AWESOME dropsault to Tajiri, while also landing ontop of Akio(dropkick to Tajiri, Moonsault in mid-air to Akio) for a 2 count. London is flapjacked by Akio into the ropes, and is kicked in the face by Tajiri. Akio goes for a cover, but Kidman breaks it up. Kidman sends Tajiri to the outside, and jumps over the ropes onto Tajiri. Akio puts London on the top rope, goes for a superplex, but Kidman holds Londons' foot. London drops Akio face first to the mat, and hits an AMAZING 450 splash for the victory.

Winners Via Pinfall: Paul London/Billy Kidman

Demott's Turning Point: When Kidman first tagged in London, allowing for a comeback and a victory.


Post Match: Kidman and London clebrate in the ring.

Commercial Break

Edge is coming.......BACK!

The WWE Slam of the Week: John Cena defeating the Big Show for the U.S. Championship at WrestlemaniaXX

Back from the break, and John Cena's first televised title defense from this past Thursday's Smackdown is shown. After some back and forth action with Rhyno, Cena gives Rhyno the five knuckle shuffle and an F-U to retain the U.S. Championship.

Commercial Break

Welome back, and the WWE Championship situation from Smackdown is recapped. Paul Heyman set up a guantlet match, where the winner would face Eddie Guerrero for the title. Shelton Benjamin beat Charlie Haas, Shelton beat Billy Gunn, Rey Mysterio beat Shelton, and Rey beat Big Show, with help from John Cena, via a countout. After all of this, Rey Mysterio fought Eddie Guerrero for the WWE Championship in a tremendous match. the end came when Eddie missed a frog splash, allowing Rey to hit the 619. Rey missed the Dropping of the Dime(springboard leg drop), allowing Eddie to roll him up to retain the title. After Eddie helped Rey up, Paul Heyman comes out and verbally bashes the luchadores, and hopes they are deported to Raw. He says that he will be respected by the new Smackdown lockerroom next week, and that noone will stand in his way. As Paul begins to leave, the gong is hear, and The Undertaker and Paul Bearer enter the ring. Paul is freaked, and is pushed into the Undertaker by Eddie and Rey, where he is Tombstoned to Hell. Taker looks around menacingly, to end the segment. Now,
Chavo Guerrero is making his entrance, and we'll be right back.

Commercial Break

The WWE Rewind: Chavo Guerrero, with help from his dad, defeats Rey Mysterio to win the Cruiserweight Open and retain the Cruiserweight Championship at WrestlemaniaXX.

Speaking of the Cruiserweight title, it's on the line! In the main event! NEXT!

WWE Cruiserweight Championship
Chavo Guerrero(C) w/Chavo Sr. Vs. Ultimo Dragon
The crowd boos the crap out of Chavo, making Chavo mock the crowd. The match starts with tie-up, some takedowns and quick reversals by both men. Dragon flips out of an armbar, and hits Chavo with an armdrag, making Chavo go to the ropes, like a coward. The crowd chants for Eddie, making Chavo even angrier. Dragon goes for a greco-roman knuckle lock, but Chavo kicks and punches him. Dragon is whipped to the ropes, but takes Chavo down with a headscissors takedown. Dragon whips Chavo into the ropes, but Chavo counters with a sunset flip. Dragon rolls out of it and give Chavo a running shining wizard to the face for a 2 count. Dragon chops Chavo in the corner, and goes to whip Chavo into the opposite corner, but Chavo counters it. Dragon leaps in the corner, grabs Chavo's head with his feet, but is dropped face first on the mat. Chavo kicks Dragon, and chokes him on the ropes. Chavo Sr. hits Dragon, behind the ref's back, allowing Chavo to gain a nearfall. Chavo traps Dragon in a variation of the abdominal stretch, but turns it into a variation of an armlock. The crowd chants that Chavo Sucks, and that he's a wanker. Dragon gets out of the move, gets whipped into the ropes, flips over Chavo, goes for a spinning heel kick, misses, and gets dropkicked in the back of the head for a 2 count. Chavo drops Dragon with a back suplex for another 2 count. Chavo kicks and punches Dragon, and whips him into the ropes. Dragon ducks a clothesline, and hits Chavo with an inside the ring Asai moonsault. Dragon gets up to cover Chavo, but gets 2. Dragon gives Chavo a series of wicked kicks, goes for a cover, but gets another 2 count. Chavo flips out of a suplex attempt, but gets hit with a droptoe hold, and rolled up for a 2 count. Chavo is then sent over the ropes and to the floor by Dragon. Dragon then goes to the top rope and hits a crossbody on Chavo to the outside. Back in the ring, Dragon makes a cover, but only gets 2. Dragon spin kicks Chavo into the ropes, but Chavo kicks Dragon. Chavo goes for a punch, but Dragon counters into a SWEET dragon sleeper. Chavo gets out of it by hitting Dragon with a brainbuster for a 2 count. Dragon flips out of a back suplex, goes for the Asai DDT, but Chavo Sr. distracts him, allowing Chavo to hit the Gory Bomb for the victory.

Winner Via Pinfall: WWE Cruiserweight Champion Chavo Guerrero w/Chavo Sr.
 

Velocity
March 27, 2004
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Billy Gunn/Hardcore Holly Vs. Akio/Sakoda
Billy and Sakoda start things off with a lockup and seperation in the corner. They lockup again, and are seperated again in the corner. Sakoda taunts both the crowd and Billy, and Billy gets on the offense with some punches. Billy hits a headlock into a shoulder tackle for a 2 count. Sakoda tags in Akio, and Akio is dropped in a hiposs/neckbreaker by Billy for a nearfall. Billy tags in Holly, and Holly goes to work on Akio in the corner. Akio is whipped into the ropes, tries to counter a move into a hiptoss, but is taken down by Holly with a slam. Holly gives Akio 2 armdrags and tags in Billy. Billy works on Akio's arm, and tags Holly back in. Akio gives Holly a jawbreaker, and tags in Sakoda. Holly hits an armdrag on Sakoda, and tags in Billy. Billy and Holly whip Sakoda into the ropes, and proceed to give him a double hiptoss. Billy goes to the ropes, but is kicked in the back by Akio. Sakoda drops Billy with an armbreaker, and tags in Akio. Akio works Billy's arm, even wrapping it around the ropes. With the ref distracted, Sakoda bangs Billy's arm against the ring apron. Akio does the same, goes for the cover, but gets 2. Akio locks in an armbar, and we'll be right back!

Commercial Break

We are back, and Sakoda is in the ring, working Billy's arm against the ropes. Sakoda locks Billy in a version of the armbar, but lets go when Billy reaches the ropes. Sakoda tags in Akio, and Akio continues to work Billy's arm against the ropes. Out of nowhere, Billy fires at Akio with a series of punches from his good arm, and drops Akio with a Diamond Cutter. The crowd wants the tag, and gets it! Holly starts to clean house as he takes down both Akio and Sakoda with a series of punches, backdrops, and a SWEET dropkick to Sakoda. After a backdrop, Holly covers Akio, but Sakoda breaks it up. Holly beats Sakoda out of the ring, grabs Akio's legs(Akio is hanging onto the ropes), and kicks him square in the nuts! Holly goes to the top rope, but Sakoda holds onto his foot. Billy knocks Sakoda off of Holly, allowing Holly to jump off the top rope. Akio blocks the flying attack by kicking Holly in the gut in midair. Akio goes to whip Holly into the ropes, but is trapped in the Alabama Slam position. Sakoda breaks it up, allowing Akio to roll Holly up in sunset flip position, but the pin is broken up by Billy. Billy baseball slide dropkicks Sakoda to the outside, while Holly ducks a spin kick on the inside of the ring. Holly picks Akio up, and drops him with the Alabama Slam, allowing Holly's team the 3 count.

Winners Via Pinfall: Billy Gunn/Hardcore Holly

Footage from this past Thursday night's Smackdown is shown. Kurt Angle comes out and says that he was named the NEW GM of SMACKDOWN(Paul quit on Raw, when his name was picked by Bischoff in the lottery). Angle says that his first act as GM was that he traded HHH back to Raw, in exchange for the Dudley Boys and Bookert T. Booker comes out, and says that he feels that Smackdown, compared to Raw, is the minor leagues. He says he doesn't want to be on Smackdown, and that he's better than the whole roster. Angle asks the fans to cheer for Booker, as the segment comes to an end.

Commercial Break

The WWE Rewind: Rob Van Dam, one of the new Smackdown wrestlers, defeats Charlie Haas in his first match.

The break is over, but the next match is.........next.

Tyson Dux Vs. Mark Jindrak(new Smackdown wrestler)
The match starts with Tyson dancing like a fool. Both men tieup and seperate in the corner. Tyson ducks an attack from Jindrak, and proceeds to do a little jiggy for us. Jindrak goes to clothesline him in the corner, but Tyson ducks. Tyson goes to attack Jindrak, but is sent to the ring apron. Tyson goes to the top rope, but Jindrak nails him with an AMAZING jumping dropkick, sending Tyson to the outside. Jindrak brings Tyson back into the ring, and stomps the stuffing out of him. Jindrak whips Tyson hard into the corner, and stomps on him again. Jindrak picks him up, and drops him with a stalling suplex for a 2 count. Jindrak whips Tyson into the ropes, but Tyson leaps over Jindrak for a sunset flip. Jindrak drops to his knees for a 2 count on Tyson, but Tyson completes the sunset flip for another 2 count. Jindrak punches Tyson hard, and gives him a back suplex into a clothesline for the win.

Winner Via Pinfall: Mark Jindrak

Demott's Turning Point: When Jindrak whipped Tyson hard into the corner.

Commercial Break

We are back, and the situation involving Bradshaw is shown. 2 weeks ago, Paul fired Farooq after the APA lost a Tag Title match. Farooq wanted Bradshaw to back him up, but Bradshaw said he's got too much going for him now, with him being a financial analyst and all. This past Thursday night, John "Bradshaw" Layfield, sporting a rich man's cowboy outfit(I guess), comes out to the ring to address the crowd. He talks about how he's a successful financial analyst, and that everyone in the crowd would have done the same thing he did(turned his back on his best friend). He says that people like him run industries, businesses, and governments. Bradshaw says that having fun in wrestlng has got him jack, and that we all should get ready for the impact, cause' business is about to pick up.

Commercial Break

Back from the break, and the WWE Championship match from this past Thursday night is shown. Eddie Guerrero defended the title against Booker T in a very competitive and exciting match. The end of the match saw Eddie hit the Frog Splash, only to be attacked by Bradshaw, causing a disqualification. Bradshaw beats on Eddie for a bit, until finally giving him the Clothesline from Hell.

Backstage, Rue interviews Nunzio and Johnny Stamboli about how they feel about Chuck Palumbo being traded to Raw. Nunzio thinks it's a disgrace, and that they aren't complete as the FBI. Nunzio says the Chuck was the heart, and Nunzio is the soul of the group. Johnny asks if he's the brains, but Nunzio says he's more like the liver. He says that they're going to show everyone that they are still a dominant force on the Smackdown roster. Johnny wonders if Nunzio is calling him chop liver.

Commercial Break

The WWE Slam of the Week: The Dudley Boys, 2 of the newest Smackdown wrestlers, defeat the Basham Brothers in their first match.

We are back, and the Main Event is next!

Non-Title match
Rikishi/Scotty 2 Hotty Vs. Nunzio/Johnny Stamboli (FBI)
Scotty and Nunzio start off with Scotty locking up. Both men trade some quick armbars, and Nunzio backs off into the corner. Both lock up again, trading some great quick wrestling moves. Nunzio is almost pushed into Rikishi, but is then punched by Scotty. Scotty chops Nunzio and sends him to the corner. Nunzio reverses a whip into the opposite corner, but Scotty ducks an attack, sending Nunzio into the corner. Scotty hits an armdrag into an armlock, but Nunzio gets out of it. Nunzio whips Scotty into the ropes, but Scotty hits another armdrag into an armlock. Nunzio makes his way into his corner, and tags in Stamboli. Stamboli whips Scotty into the ropes, but Scotty counters a hiptoss into an attempted hiptoss. When that doesn't work, he flips over Stamboli, an catches him with an armdrag into an armlock. Scotty tags in Rikishi, and Rikishi and Stamboli have a stare down. Rikishi punches Stamboli, but is kneed to the gut. Stamboli tries to whip Rikishi into the ropes, but Rikishi sends Stamboli to the ropes instead. Stamboli ducks a clothesline and goes for a sunset flip, but gets out of it when Rikishi threatens to sit on him. Stamboli asks for a handshake, but Rikishi uppercuts him instead. Rikishi tags in Scotty, and Scotty is scooped up into a powerslam by Stamboli. Stamboli drags Scotty to his corner, and tags in Nunzio. Nunzio stomps on Scotty, takes him down with a snapmare, and traps him in a variation of a chicken wing submission. The fans chant for Scotty, and Scotty gets out of the hold and rolls Nunzio up in a backslide for a 2 count. Nunzio goes for a back suplex, but Scotty flips out of it, and rolls Nunzio up for another 2 count. Nunzio hits Scotty with a european uppercut and a russian leg sweep for a 2 count. Nunzio tags in Stamboli, and Stamboli traps Scotty in a bearhug. The fans will Scotty out of the hold, and Scotty bites Stamboli, and gives him an enziguiri. Scotty quickly crawls over to his corner to tag in Rikishi, who promptly begins to clean house. He clotheslines Stamboli and drops him with a ddt. Rikishi superkicks Stamboli, and bumps him in the corner. Rikishi sets up for the stinkface, but Nunzio tries to apply a sleephold to the kish. Rikishi hurls Nunzio to the mat, allowing Scotty to hit the W O R M! Stamboli goes to attack Rikishi, but is leveled with a samoan drop to end the match.

Winners Via Pinfall: Rikishi/Scotty 2 Hotty ( WWE Tag Champs