WWE Superstars
July 2, 2009
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After the WWE Superstars video montage started
the broadcast, Raw announcers Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler opened the show.
Santino Marella then came out for the opening match. Santino, playing the
babyface, shook hands with Lilian Garcia and Ref Marty Elias. The Brian Kendrick
then strutted out to face Santino.
1 -- SANTINO MARELLA vs. THE BRIAN KENDRICK
Crowd with a "Santino, Santino" chant and Santino started blushing trying to
downplay the cheers. So great. Kendrick then kicked Santino in the gut and put
him on the mat, which drew boos. Santino quickly countered with a series of
takedowns into headlocks, showing off his hidden judo background. Santino
started talking to an inanimate object, so Kendrick kicked him in the gut.
Santino then tried to skin the cat back into the ring, but Kendrick yanked his
right leg across the top rope. Kendrick went Mexican-style and started working
the right. Kendrick started calling Santino a loser, a nobody, a never-will be,
which only made Santino ah-so-ah-mad. He Hulked up on Kendrick with a round of
hip tosses before walking right into a kick to the face. Kendrick had a cover,
but Santino casually grabbed the bottom rope for a break. Kendrick tried a
roll-up, but Santino flipped him over and trapped the shoulders for a pin as
Kendrick tried to wiggle out.
Post-match: Santino then did his big "trumpet and dancing" celebration. He said
today was his day. He tried to shake Kendrick's hand to adhere to the Code of
Honor, but Kendrick wanted to slap him. Santino moved away and simply said, "I
try. But he too angry." Santino then worked out the leg work on the way to the
back with a victory in his pocket.
WINNER: Santino in 4:00. Santino is so great in his babyface role. Kendrick was
just playing the enhancement talent, which is apparently his permanent role on
Raw. (*1/4)
Announcers: Cole and Lawler talked up tonight's TV main event of Punk vs. Edge
in a "Clash of Champions."
[Commercial Break]
In-ring: Already in the ring when they returned from break was Charlie Haas.
He's billed as being from Dallas, Tex. now. Cue up Smackdown announcers Jim Ross
and Todd Grisham on-camera to talk about the 15-person trade. John Morrison then
came out and Ross said he's glad J-Mo stayed on Smackdown. They replayed
Smackdown when Morrison pinned World champ Punk, causing Punk to snap with the
G2S on Morrison post-match.
[Q2]
2 -- CHARLIE HAAS vs. JOHN MORRISON
Match moved to the floor in the opening minute with Morrison trying to drag Haas
up the ring steps, only to have Haas drop him abs-first across the steps with a
leg sweep. Haas then dragged Morrison back into the ring to start working on the
six-pack. Morrison suddenly nailed a head-stand kick to the head followed by a
leaping dropsault into a running kick for a two count. Sweet three-move combo.
Haas then cut him off with a knee to the abs again. Haas missed with a kick,
then Morrison hit a spinning neckbreaker. He followed right up with the Starship
Pain springboard corkscrew plancha for the pin and the win.
WINNER: Morrison in 4:00. Haas had a decent showing enhancing Morrison, who
looked very sharp with his offensive display. Ross and Grisham had ample time to
talk up Morrison, which was the key to the match. Morrison is slowly connecting
with the audience as a babyface with his flashy moves that the fans are
recognizing more and more. (*1/2)
Backstage: They showed Zack Ryder walking backstage. He's up next.
[Commercial Break]
Announcers: ECW's crew of Josh Mathews and Matt Striker did some promotional
plugs before Zack Ryder came to the ring for ECW's featured match tonight. Cue
up some generic surfer music and Tyler Reks came out to face Ryder, who mocked
Reks's gimmick.
3 -- ZACK RYDER vs. TAYLOR REKS
Hot start with a back-and-forth exchange until Ryder blasted him with repeat
kicks to the body before hitting a Samoa Joe-like kick to the face in the
corner. I miss the Face Wash. Ryder then settled into a side headlock, but Reks
slipped out and hit a neckbreaker. They had a forearm exchange before Reks
landed an elbow smash and face-into-the-mat slam. Reks tried a move from the
second rope, but Ryder cut him off with a kick to the knee. Ryder followed with
the Zack Attack - reverse Fameasser - for the pin and the win.
WINNER: Ryder in 4:00. Another brief four-minute match, but really nice action.
Ryder continues to "grow into his shoes" as a legit heel with a mean streak.
He's at that Jack Swagger make-or-break point where he needs to put on a suit,
step into the ring, and cut a ten-minute promo to see if he can handle the big
time. Reks was solid in his debut. Curious he would lose in his first match,
though. (*1/2)
[Commercial Break]
[Q3]
Superstars profile: Christian. Lengthy, good video package. ... Announcers: Back
to Raw announcers Cole and Lawler. Cole said Raw has been great the past few
weeks with record ratings and controversies abounding. Um, sure. Cue up the Raw
Rebound for a look at Vince McMahon talking up goofiness by Donald Trump. Video
included clips of celebrities who have been involved in WWE, old-school
wrestlers, and then Batista showing up as the guest host for Raw. Batista then
booked Randy Orton to look the fool being taken out by Mark Henry. They
highlighted Evan Bourne effectively in the process. After the video aired, Cole
did a clear voice-over plugging Triple H vs. John Cena on Raw next week. Winner
gets Orton for the WWE Title at Night of Champions.
Announcers: Back to the Smackdown announcers. Ross and Grisham talked up Punk
vs. Edge tonight, but before that, they recapped footage from The Bash when it
appeared that Jeff Hardy won the World Title from Punk. Only, Punk had a rope
break to prevent a three count. Punk then sold an eye injury and kicked the ref,
causing a DQ. They played up the story of Punk claiming it was "accidental."
In-ring: World champ C.M. Punk came out first to a mixed reaction. He had a
smirk for the fans ringside as he clapped it up. Punk celebrated in the ring and
tried to hype up the crowd, but they weren't buying Punk "playing nice." So
great. Match up next.
[Commercial Break]
In-ring: Punk was still in the ring looking confident in himself with a smug,
self-satisfied grin on his face. Edge then made his way to the ring to lock
horns with Punk.
4 -- World Hvt. champion C.M. PUNK vs. Unified tag champion EDGE -- non-title
match
Bell sounded and Edge shoved Punk in the corner. Punk was pissed off that Edge
went after the "injured" eye, so he chased Edge back into a corner. Ross tried
to play up Punk as a credible man by saying Punk apologized to the official he
"accidentally" kicked in the back during The Bash after the show. Grisham
interjected that Hardy would see it differently. Great storyline.
[Q4]
Edge landed a forearm to the eye, then Punk dumped him to the apron and kicked
his legs out from under him. Punk then sent Edge to the floor with a baseball
slide kick. Punk followed on the floor, took Edge back into the ring, then Edge
blasted him in the "injured eye." Ref held Edge back and checked on Punk, who
covered his eye and tried to shake it off. Edge wasn't buying it. Cut to break.
[Commercial Break]
Back from break, Edge was working over Punk. Ross said he'd bet a rack of ribs
that Jeff Hardy is watching the match intently. Grisham said it must be weird
for Jeff to root for Edge after their series of recent matches. Nice
interjection of history. Punk came back with a standing enziguiri on Edge for a
two count, then he checked the eye again. Punk attempted a Pedigree or butterfly
suplex, but Edge cut him off with a DDT for a two count. Punk came back with an
attempted springboard clothesline, but Edge ducked, only to take a powerslam
from Punk.
Edge regrouped in the corner and Punk charged him with a running knee in the
corner. Edge blocked a bulldog, but Punk teased the G2S. Edge raked the eyes to
break the hold, prompting Punk to run into the corner to sell an eye injury.
Edge then attacked Punk in the corner and the ref held him back. Punk suddenly
waved his arms and said he can't continue because he can't see. Edge was
stunned, but he was announced as the winner. Mixed cheers for Edge, who laughed
and pointed at Punk.
WINNER: Edge via Punk not being able to continue in 12:00. Solid TV match. Very
intriguing with the slow babyface turn for Edge (via Punk) and Punk's slow
progression as a heel, but still remaining tweener. A few great exchanges in
this one before the No Mas finish. If they really want to add fuel to the fire
without turning Punk full heel, they can have him plead Wellness Policy combined
with the Nigel-as-ROH-champ storyline that he's not going to risk his health for
the sake of the fans's enjoyment and protect his interest as champ by only
defending every 30 days. It wouldn't be a heel line because it's smart business
for his personal career, but the fans wouldn't want to hear it. Lots and lots
and lots of potential for this storyline before Punk turns full-fledged heel.
Keeping him as a tweener trying to explain himself to unappreciative fans should
make for great TV over the next few weeks and months. (**1/2)
Post-match: Ref checked on Punk, then Josh Mathews entered the ring to check on
Punk. He asked Punk if he would have done the same thing if this was a title
match. Ref checked on Punk, who said if he can't see, he can't compete. He said
he'd be happy to give Edge a re-match. Crowd booed Punk as a doc tried to get a
light in the eye, but he couldn't open his eye. Ross said it must have hurt
Punk's pride to wave this one off. They showed a replay of Edge "raking the
eyes" leading to the finish. They did a close-up on Edge's eye as he sold pain
to close the show. Great closing shot.