March 13, 2003
At 11:04 AM Brock Lesnar arrived to the Mellon Arena, set for the WWE Title night. Kurt Angle and his group arrived at 12:43, Kurt in a trance and looking a bit fearful and weary of his evening.
Number One Contender match as Rhyno/Benoit square off with Eddie/Chavo. My call was a three-way a while back, so Im assuming that will set it up.
MATCH 1: TEAM ANGLE VS. REY
MYSTERIO & BILLY KIDMAN (Non-Title)
Hass kicked it off with Kidman and Charlie hit a few basic takedowns before Billy tried to up the pace, unsuccessful until Benjamin tagged into the match. Rey, in his gear that the LWO angle needed, was a little too fast for Shelton, hitting a beautiful spinning headscissors takeover that got a two count. Benjamin with a flying armbar takedown put Kidman in trouble and the Champions began their assault of Billy Kidmans left arm. Kidman certainly needed a tag after several minutes of arm offense on behalf of Team Angle, although they did find time for their leapfrog double team that always looks great with Sheltons leaping ability. Billy finally made it to Rey at 5:16 and Mysterio attacked both Haas and Benjamin as only he can, nearly pinning Haas at 5:40. Kidman blind tagged himself in near the ropes and countered a powerbomb into a facebuster as Team Angle was in trouble. 619 from Rey to Haas and then a perfect Asai moonsault to Haas on the floor. Kidman hit the Shooting Star Press but Shelton pulled Billy off the cover (late, but they allowed it.) Kidman was pinned with the Benjamin superkick Haas German bridge suplex tandem attack.
Stephanie on the phone in her office as Brian Kendrick comes in bearing flowers for her. He thanks her for the match with Kurt Angle a few weeks ago, she says she was impressed and he leaves as she goes back to her call. (This kid is not exactly a good talker, thats something hell need big time. I wish him well but hes really going to have to turn it up in that regard.)
Jamie Noble visited the Playboy Mansion earlier in the day, taking a cheap cab to the front door. It was 9:17 AM when he rang the doorbell he was still ringing it at 12:07. Finally someone opened the door and said the pool had already been cleaned. At 1:42 the guy opened the door again and Noble talked to him about wanting to tell Hef that he was making the mistake of a lifetime in picking Torrie over Nidia, and also telling the guy to tell Hugh to watch GGW tonight on PPV. Two guards helped Noble off the property. Later tonight Torries cover revealed.
MATCH 2: RIKISHI VS. CHUCK PALUMBO
Palumbo with his superkick at 0:06 after FBI distraction but the Samoan kicked out at one. Chuck with a belly to belly as he certainly has been focusing on his size as of late, probably a smart move to incorporate some power into his repertoire. The Kish fought back around 1:30 and hit his Samoan drop and his own superkick, then backed it up on Chuck put him down in the corner, and passed on the Stinkface. Nunzio and the Bull tried to come in from the floor but Eddie and Chavo ran out and cleared them to the floor before anything started. The Rumpshaker won it for Rikishi as a result of Los Gs.
New Mania match announced officially by Cole, Taker and Nathan Jones taking on A-Train and Big Show. (I guess they did go with the tag as I was afraid of last week. Jones could turn that fast though perhaps not, no doubt soon though. If Takers streak ends due to Train and Show, that just wouldnt uh sit well with uh me.)
Taker looking for Jones in the back but unsuccessful then sees him in a mirror with his head down basically sitting in the dark. Jones tells Big Evil he has learned to appreciate the peacefulness of silence and solitude through his ten years in prison. Taker understands that, but reminds him there will be no peace at Wrestlemania. The Phenom also wants to help Jones learn what to expect from Train and Show, watching their match tonight would help and Nathan is game for it.
Raw brand hits Moline tomorrow night, Lincoln on Saturday, Columbia on Sunday, and then Raw live in St. Louis at Savvis on Monday.
MATCH 3: BIG SHOW & A-TRAIN
VS. FUNAKI & TAJIRI
Well you can guess. Earlier today Funaki tried to encourage Tajiri and the Buzzsaw talked of his feet and mist being the factor. Well he sort of talked about it. Show laid both guys out in the first five seconds, then meathook chopped Funaki, the legal man, before a press step away slam and a tag to the A-Train. Show did commentary for a minute or so as Tajiri tagged in and hit a trio of chops before being run through with a shoulder block. Kicks from both Japanese stars as Train was caught in the wrong position momentarily. This was ugly for the foreigners, though they got a few kicks in here and there and came close to a fall that brought Show back to the ring. It ended with a chokeslam for Tajiri and then the Train Wreck backbreaker on Funaki that won it.
They did a poll with the fans outside as to who would win the Lesnar/Angle match tonight 3-2 in favor of Brock.
BOOT OF THE WEEK (Lugz): Nidia flashing Mathews last week after challenging Torrie to a Body Challenge for tonights Girls Gone Wild PPV.
Dawn Marie in the back runs into Sean OHaire, who senses something is the matter. Dawn says she has a beautiful body also and shes a little upset that Torrie got the Playboy shoot. OHaire brings up the fact that the GGW women will show theirs tonight on the PPV, but Dawn could show her voluptuous body on SmackDown this evening. Are you telling me I should flash the audience here tonight? Dawn, Im not telling you anything that you dont already know.
Torrie talking from GGW as she wants to show her cover for Playboy magazine. She shows it off saying if you think this is hot, wait until you see whats inside. (Cover is hot, which is not a surprise of course.)
Dawn Maries music hit and out she came as Cole and Tazz mentioned the GGW PPV for about the hundredth time since 8 PM. You people think that I have a voluptuous body dont you? While those girls are going wild tonight on PPV, I am going wild right here on SmackDown. She began to unbutton her top, flashing in Tazz and Coles direction before holding it shut the middle rope blocked the TV view of the main event where Im sure tape blocked everyone elses view. Another ad for the GGW Spring Break Uncensored PPV, as theyre going for all they can with this thing.
Austin, Hogan, Triple H, and Vince McMahon take part in Wrestlemania 3rd Degree on March 23rd on TNN to answer many questions, including the true superstar of the decade. First Ive heard of that sit down four way interview.
Earlier this week, John Cena did another taped rap towards Brock Lesnar, this time apparently in the waiting room of the doctors office, calling Brock the poster child for the pill and going down easier than a ho for a five dollar bill. Ill whack you more times than a masturbation tournament. That was awfully funny and very well-executed again from Cena, who is quietly making a name for himself in a perfect character.
MATCH 4: RHYNO & CHRIS BENOIT
VS. LOS GUERREROS (Number One Contender)
Chris and Chavo started things out as I believe Brian Hebner forgot to call for the bell in this one. Mat wrestling from both men as well as a feeling out period before Eddie tagged himself in once he and Chavo held a coaching session. To counter that, Benoit tagged Rhyno into the ring, and the Man Beast overpowered Eddie, but couldnt outthink his counterpart. Rhyno with a high facebuster and a tag to Benoit at 2:38 as Eddie was in minor trouble following a kitchen sink knee lift that got a two count. Chavo hit a belly to back suplex on Rhyno, dropping him on his neck with it, but the bigger man powered Guerrero to his corner and Benoit easily tagged in to relieve him. Guerrero fired away at the Crippler, who matched him and took him down with a Crossface at 5:18 but Eddie rolled through and fought to the ropes, then tagged in. Eddie had to try and peel his nephew off of Benoit as Chavo was frantically attacking, showing how badly he wanted that spot at Wrestlemania. At 7:40, Chris Benoit needed a tag but after a kitchen sink rollup, Chavo nailed him with a double thrust and made the tag to Eddie, who hit his apron senton for a near fall. Fan response was dying big time as Benoits tough evening continued at the hands of Los Guerreros, but they came alive as Chris tried a Crossface but Chavo rolled him right out of the ring. All four ended up on the floor as Rhyno clotheslined Eddie and checked on Benoit and the show took a break at 9:59, coming back at basically 13:00 with Chavo trying his own poor variation on a Crossface that did not work there was no Crossface, it was a headlock and then turned more into a Crossface kind of maneuver. Rhyno tagged in at 14:03 and Chavo didnt know it it was kind of anticlimactic to come in that way but the Man Beast turned up the power on Chavo. Benoit had Guerrero on the top rope later in the match and Eddie turned it into a sunset powerbomb as Rhyno broke up the cover and then tossed Chavo to the floor at 16:43. Small package on Benoit from Eddie after baiting Rhyno to charge him in the corner. Benoit gave Eddie a belly to back to the floor and Chavo connected with a dropkick on the Rabid Wolverine. Crossface on Chavo at 17:35 as Eddie came off the top with the Frog Splash onto Benoit, which broke up the cover. Eddie stumbled right into a Gore but then Chavo brought Rhyno to the floor with a headscissors that put them both over the top. Benoit covered Eddie but Guerrero kicked out at 18:17. This one folks, was pretty much a classic, definitely one of the better WWE TV matches youll probably ever see. Benoit with the rolling Germans, after the second Eddie countered with his own move, the triple vertical suplexes, but the second one turned into a Crossface. Eddie battled through to a waistlock that was reversed and Benoit hit yet another German suplex, looking for a second as Team Angle hit the ring, assaulting all four men with the belts and leaving.
Footage from last Thursday as Vince and Hogan verbally went at it and set up their fight, The Battle in Seattle as Raw magazines XIX special terms it. Vince we then see in a special set up area where I would guess he will talk from after the break.
SmackDown crew hits up Miami on Saturday, Tampa on Sunday, and tapes next weeks show in Louisville on Tuesday.
Stephanie angry walks up to Haas and Benjamin, who were celebrating, until they find out the WWE Tag Titles are in a triple threat against Los Guerreros and Benoit and Rhyno.
Classic footage of Vince and Hogan through the years, the WWF star that the Hulkster became when he pinned the Iron Sheik for the WWF Championship, then the phenomenon of Hulkamania and many of his memorable moments to Rick Derringers Real American. Then shots of Hogan talking about 1983 to 1993 and how he ran with the banner like no one else could, but it was Vince McMahon who set up the deals and the strategy and gave him the chance. Plenty of the old Vince/Hogan segments together as announcer/interviewer to main event superstar. Then shots of Hogan on Rivers, Carson, Arsenio, Letterman, Regis, and everywhere else you can imagine though they didnt show every single thing. Then from the Wrestlemania VIII preshow spectacular, Vince thanking Hogan for Hulkamania before potentially the career ending match with Sid Justice.
Now Vince live, Now what you people just saw was a historic piece of footage now what you saw, well you know what, lets take a look at it again. Alright, one more time. (They showed the handshake and the thank you from Hogan to Vince.) You see that was history in the making because it was the first and only time that Hulk Hogan ever said thank you to me for anything and all these years Hulk Hogan said thank you one time, and you just saw it. A real ingrate huh? Thats exactly what you are Hogan. But it wasnt always that way, because at one time we were the best of friends. We were inseparable. We even rode Harleys together, got into spirited situations from time to time together. But then you changed, and when you changed you hurt me, you hurt my family, and you hurt my business. And you being the sociopath that you are Hogan Im sure didnt bother you, but it bothered me, it hurt me, it cut me to the bone. I know now that you werent saying thank you to me at all, way back then you were saying screw you Vince McMahon, and thats exactly what you did at the first opportunity you had you screwed me, you defected to WCW and you said all those hurtful things to and about me Hogan. Me being who I am as a human being, I actually forgave you for all of that and I actually invited you back, knowing that this is my ballpark, I just allow you and a few others to play in it. And after I brought you back, you challenge me to a match at Wrestlemania, well its on, its going to happen, but as I said this isnt a match, this is a fight, a fight like never before Hogan. After this fight is over with at Wrestlemania, I know Im going to be hurt all over again. I know Im going to feel like my guts have been torn out. I know that Im going to feel that my heart has been broken. Im going to be devastated, you know why, because you Hogan are going to force me to do what I never really wanted to do, and thats kill one of my own creations, Hulkamania. And for that Hogan, for that I will never ever forgive you never.
Next week, Hulk Hogan and Vince McMahon sign the contract for Wrestlemania.
We see Trish shooting her sorority sisters skit for MadTV which Stratus likes as shes able to show her comedic side.
BURN OF THE NIGHT (Stacker 2): Rey over Tajiri and Noble to get the shot at Matt Hardy for Wrestlemania, winning the three way last week.
MATCH 5: MATT HARDY (W/ Shannon
Moore) VS. PITTSBURGH PENGUIN
Matt has never locked his keys in his car and Matt hates cleaning his carpet. In the back, Rey Mysterio watching the monitor closely as Matt had made this a non-title Cruiserweight challenge sparring session to whomever accepted it. On the mic Matt talked of not defending his title until Mania but to make sure his Mattributes stayed finely tuned the challenge was opened to everyone but Rey. Obviously the Penguin, wearing an admirable mask, was Brian Spanky Kendrick, even in the black and green boots, but once he tried the hometown pop, the fans were totally behind him. The Penguin took Matt down and Hardy stopped it, saying it was an exhibition before decking the kid with a hard right hand. Shannon helped to choke the Penguin on the middle rope before Matt hit his Ricochet a kickout from the Penguin. Matt was just too much for the Penguin, finally pulling the mask off and celebrating it as we see it was one Brian Kendrick. He then assaulted Matt as the match was still on, using quickness and hitting a springboard dropkick. Kendrick with a near fall on Matt at 4:02 and then a turning variation of a tornado DDT variation that got a two count. Moore had entered the ring and Kendrick ran into him, then hit some moves on both men at one time. Shannon pulled Matt out of the ring at 4:55 and the two stumbled up the ramp. In the back, Rey had stood up in front of his monitor.
Press conference at the ESPNZone in Times Square this coming Tuesday at 11 AM. Cole and Tazz both say it is absolutely huge.
In the back, Rey put Kendrick over huge and congratulated him on a great effort. Brian then wished Mysterio luck at Wrestlemania before screaming This is it to himself about the opportunity he may be looking at soon.
We see the footage of Angle winning the Championship, then Brock winning the Rumble, then Angles mind games of the Team Angle gauntlet that Brock ran through Heymans interference and the F-5 that keeps him off of this weeks show from last weeks cage match. Lesnar, by winning that match, gets Kurt here tonight.
Brock finishing some final stretches using a pair of hockey goals before taking off towards the ring. Tale of the tape once again as Brock has about sixty pounds and four inches on the Olympic gold medalist.
WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT: From 1987 and III Hogan over Andre for the WWF Championship.
MATCH 6: KURT ANGLE VS. BROCK
LESNAR (WWE Championship)
Kurt came out, went into the ring, then got on his knees in the corner as if he was praying, with his gold underneath him. Brock attacked Kurt, who was still in the corner, driving shoulders into the small of his back and throwing knee lifts as Angle did no fighting back at all. F-5 at 0:27 and a 1-2 Brock got up off the count looking like he saw a ghost. Angle still in his crushed velvet hooded jacket and out as Brock left the ring to run up after Team Angle, who had just arrived. In the ring, one Kurt switched with another who looked exactly like him. Brock re-entered and Angle with a small package won it at 1:19. We see the real Kurt go up the ramp and the second one, bald as well, being attacked and busted open, taking the F-5 into the ring post and yep, its one Eric Angle.