WWE RAW
Knoxville, T ennessee
August 4, 2008
Results thanks to wwe.com
KNOXVILLE, Tenn. – After citing the bad first
impression he made with the WWE Universe, new General Manager Mike Adamle
executed a plan to turn things around on Raw. Eager to impress, the new GM set
up a few “Adamle Originals,” including a headliner for SummerSlam as well as
three title matches for that very night, one of which saw John Cena & Batista
become the new World Tag Team Champions.
Gold-bonded
Though they will face one another for the first time at SummerSlam, John Cena &
Batista were forced to compete as a team against World Tag Team Champions Cody
Rhodes & Ted DiBiase. In spite of the fierce animosity between the Chain Gang
Commander and The Animal, the two men managed to overpower the champions, and
ended Raw in a shaky alliance with new championship gold around their waists.
Gold Rush
Though John Cena and Batista are no doubt happy about becoming World Tag Team
Champions, the title they, like much of the Raw Roster, have their eyes on is CM
Punk’s World Heavyweight title. Mike Adamle was confronted early in the night by
both JBL and Chris Jericho, who both desired an opportunity to compete for the
gold. In order to determine the No. 1 contender, Adamle made a 2-on-1 Handicap
Match pitting World Heavyweight Champion CM Punk against both JBL & Chris
Jericho, with the Superstar making the pin earning a title opportunity. The
Straightedge Champion was no match for the combined might of these two veteran
competitors and was pinned by JBL, who will now face Punk for the Raw brand’s
richest prize at SummerSlam.
Show’s stopper
One of the reasons Y2J claimed to deserve No. 1 contender status was his match
against Shawn Michaels at The Great American Bash, in which Y2J severely injured
The Showstopper’s eye. In an exclusive interview from Michaels’ home in San
Antonio, an ailing HBK stated that while he has certainly been better, the jury
is still out on whether his career is over. Not only is Michaels suffering from
a detached retina, but his ribs, broken at WrestleMania 24 and reinjured at The
Great American Bash, are also in very bad shape. The iconic Superstar will have
one more evaluation from his doctor, and will find out the results the Friday
before SummerSlam. Michaels plans to attend the Biggest Blockbuster of the
Summer regardless of what the news is, appearing in person to deliver it to the
WWE Universe.
Winner takes all
In the first of the night’s three title matches, Intercontinental Champion Kofi
Kingston defeated Paul Burchill to retain gold. After the match, when Kingston
chased Paul away from the ring, the brutal Englishman’s sister, Katie Lea, was
left in the ring by herself. She was soon joined, however, by WWE Women’s
Champion Mickie James, beginning the night’s second title match. Mickie defeated
Katie Lea to retain her championship gold, but before she could leave the arena,
the Women’s Champion was attacked by Beth Phoenix, accompanied by what appears
to be The Glamazon’s new beau, Santino Marella.
After the match, both The Glamazon and the Italian Superstar confronted Mike
Adamle about their desires for championship matches at SummerSlam. Hoping to
satisfy both competitors, Adamle created another match for the Biggest
Blockbuster of the Summer: A Winner Takes All Match between Intercontinental
Champion Kofi Kingston & WWE Women’s Champion Mickie James and Santino Marella &
Beth Phoenix, with both titles going to the winning team.
Let the cat (?) out of the bag
On Monday night, GM Mike Adamle also put Matt Striker in his first match since
joining the Raw brand. Unfortunately for Striker, that match was against the
maniacal Kane, who ran roughshod over his opponent. Following the match, the Big
Red Monster took hold of a microphone and admitted that he has been in a bad
place lately, referencing his string of brutal assaults on in-ring competitors
and announcers alike. Holding up his mysterious burlap sack, Kane assured the
WWE Universe that whoever “he” is, is dead … and not coming back.
While Kane seems more at peace with whatever, or whoever is in his enigmatic
burlap bag, it’s still a mystery to the rest of the WWE Universe. Hoping to
endear himself to the WWE Universe, GM Adamle announced that next week on Raw,
he will solve the mystery of Kane’s burlap sack, ordering the Big Red Monster to
disclose its contents.
Chivalry’s not dead
In another act aimed at pleasing the WWE Universe, GM Adamle had Layla perform
one of her special dances in the ring. Before our fans could get their fill of
eye-candy, however, William Regal stormed to the ring, interrupting Layla’s show
and dismissing her as a “tart.” Earlier on WWE.com, Layla rebuffed the advances
of the tenacious Jamie Noble, explaining that she doesn’t associate with losers,
but that couldn’t keep Noble from rushing to the ring to defend the Diva’s
honor. The diminutive Superstar assaulted Regal, battering the British brawler
until they were separated by referees.
Matches
Intercontinental Champion Kofi Kingston def. Paul Burchill.
WWE Women's Champion Mickie James def. Katie Lea Burchill.
JBL & Chris Jericho def. World Heavyweight Champion CM Punk in a 2-on-1 Handicap Match (JBL pinned CM Punk).
Kane def. Matt Striker.
John Cena & Batista def. World Tag Team Champions
Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase to become the new champions.