IMPACT
April 19, 2010
Universal Studios, Orlando, Florida
thanks to pwtorch.com
[Q1]
-Highlights aired from TNA Lockdown on Sunday night, which Mike Tenay touted as
a "terrific" pay-per-view. The package closed with Eric Bischoff's turn against
Ric Flair and helping Team Hogan win.
-The TNA Impact opening then aired. No title for the show this week. Good. As
pyro blasted, Tenay and Taz introduced the show.
-A.J. Styles then made his ring intro. He said because of the big celebration
last night, Ric Flair wouldn't be arriving until later. Styles bragged about
being "pound for pound, the best wrestler in the world." Uh, the
"pound-for-pound" title is a way to say someone bigger than you might win, but
you're best in your weight class. He's TNA's heavyweight champ, so there's zero
reason he should add that qualifier. He said he was dominant last night and
outwrestled "The Pope" D'Angelo Dinero. He told Pope not to get down on himself
because he joined Sting, Jeff Jarrett, Kurt Angle, and others. He said he's the
best on TV, best on PPV, and best at "house shows." (Nobody calls them "house
shows" on TV because it's a business term that means it's a show put on for
ticket revenue ("the house") rather than TV hype). He said his title isn't going
anywhere. Rob Van Dam's music interrupted.
RVD walked out to his music. The crowd chanted "RVD, RVD." RVD said, "That might
confuse you, A.J., but that's called a crowd reaction." RVD has finally arrived
in TNA. He said he was in the back and heard Styles doing a lot of talking,
including saying he's the best wrestler in TNA. The crowd chanted, "A.J. sucks!
A.J. sucks!" He said maybe Styles was the best at one time, but "I think it's
obvious to everyone else that times have changed." He said he knows A.J. is
upset that he used to get all of the attention in TNA, but truthfully he's never
been quite as impressed with him as everyone else has. "And I damn sure aren't
as impressed with you as you are," he added. The "A.J. Sucks!" chant continue.
Jeff Hardy's music then played.
Hardy came out as Taz touted his dive off the ladder on top of the cage last
night. Hardy said Styles has a rather little head for being so big-headed. He
then said, "The movement has begun." That was a little more information than we
needed. He said he's got his eyes set on the TNA World Hvt. Title. Hulk Hogan's
music then played after brief comments from Hardy.
Hogan strutted to the ring and then said, "Now this is exactly what I'm talking
about and this is exactly the reason everybody's talking about TNA." He said
everyone is in the back watching the monitor. He said it's time for everyone to
raise their game. He said when you're the World Champion, it means you're the
best at what you do (copyright Chris Jericho). He said the reason people want to
be champion is because of all the doors that open. He said it's about leer jets
and limousines, it's about dumbell curls and good looking girls, and it's about
big fat paychecks. "That's why I won the World Heavyweight Title. That's why we
all want the World Heavyweight Title," he said. He said when he won the World
Title, it changed his life.
[Q2]
He said each and every night there's a target on the champion's back. He said
every night when you leave another guy lying in the middle of the ring, that ups
your lifestyle and your paycheck. He said it's time to cut the crap because he
has a question. He asked RVD and Hardy how badly they want it. He said he wants
to know if they want it bad enough to put their friendship aside and battle each
other to earn a title shot. RVD and Hardy nodded and the crowd cheered. Styles,
though, wasn't pleased. He told Hogan that he should have consulted with him
first. He said he won't be ready to defend his title again at Sacrifice. Hogan
said he made the match already, "but who said anything about Sacrifice,
brother?" He said he's talking about is that the man who wins between RVD and
Hardy will get a title shot at Styles tonight right here on Impact. Styles
freaked out and Tenay exclaimed, "You've got to be kidding me! Hulk Hogan has
outdone himself." Good segment start to finish. It put over the World Title and
explained why it's important. Styles acted heelish and cowardly. RVD and Hardy
gave their missions statements in TNA (finally). The downside is this is more
hot-shotting as they could have built up Hardy vs. RVD for two weeks and really
popped a rating, and then built up Styles against the winner for the following
week (or on PPV) and gotten more out of it.
-Flair walked into the arena. Someone off camera told Flair that Hogan just
booked Styles for a title match tonight. [c]
-They showed Tenay and Taz at ringside. Taz's blue shirt is louder than Don West
used to be. Tenay said Hogan has banned Flair from ringside.
1 -- ODB & DAFFNEY vs. THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE (Madison Rayne & Velvet Sky w/Lacey
Von Erich)
Taz said during the ring intro, he said it was mentioned that Sean Waltman did
not make it to the PPV. He said he has since spoken to Dixie Carter and she
informed him that she was aware and had proof that Waltman was unable to attend.
He said they'd have more details forthcoming. The way they portrayed it last
night, it was portrayed that Waltman simply no-showed in some sort of
unprofessional manner. Good to see them correct that since it was a situation
management knew about ahead of time. A crawler on the screen reported the events
from the PPV the night before. That's a nice touch because it makes it seem like
what happened is newsworthy, similar to cable news station crawlers. It also
catches up viewers on the basics without having the announcers have to run down
the results verbally. ODB rolled up Sky, but Rayne distracted the ref. Lacey
sprayed hair spray at ODB and then Sky scored the pin.
WINNERS: Beautiful People in 3:00.
[Q3]
-Backstage they eaves dropped on Styles yelling at Flair backstage. Flair calmly
told Styles that this is not what they had in mind. He said this isn't the
vision they had. He told Styles, though, he doesn't give a damn who wins between
RVD and Hardy because Styles will win. Flair said he wants Team Flair to have a
rematch with Team Hogan tonight. Borash walked into the room and asked Flair if
he wants a rematch. Flair said he wants it and he'll be ready in five minutes or
they'll declare victory by forfeit. [c]
-Jeff Jarrett and Abyss walked out. Jarrett pointed out a fan sign in the front
row that said Team Hogan. Abyss stood in the ring and said the war between Team
Flair and Team Hogan happened last night at Lockdown "when we did exactly what
we said we were going to do and beat your ass." He said if RVD and Hardy weren't
already scheduled for a match, then Team Hogan would have no problem continuing
the beatdown on Team Flair from pillar to post and throughout the Impact Zone.
Flair's music played and he walked out with Beer Money onto the stage. Tenay
said Flair issued that challenge knowing RVD and Hardy had other plans tonight.
Flair said: "Opening line: Kiss my ass." He said he doesn't take crap from
anyone. "Screw you, screw Hogan, screw the whole building." Spike TV kept
bleeping him. Beer Money and Desmond Wolfe charged at Abyss and Jarrett. Abyss
and Jarrett did okay for a few seconds, but then Sting entered with a baseball
bat. "The Freak" Rob Terry walked out to make the save and helped clear the
ring. Flair shouted back at Jarrett, "You're a dead man, Jarrett! You're a dead
man!" Flair asked Terry who he was. Eric Bischoff stepped out and said, "This
again? Really? I thought you learned your lesson last night." Flair turned to
Bischoff and asked what he wanted. Bischoff said if he wants a rematch, he can
have it. It'll be Terry & Abyss & Jarrett and a mystery partner in the back
waiting to join in the feeding frenzy. "And I can't wait to see you all get your
ass kicked again tonight!" he said. Tenay and Taz wondered who Bischoff had in
mind.
-Tenay hyped the RVD vs. Hardy match. This is the closest TNA has come to Jan. 4
in terms of a sense of excitement and building personalities and matches. It
feels like one long hot-shot, but it's a much better hot-shot than usual for
them... [c]
-Matt Morgan approached Shannon Moore backstage. He said management is forcing
him to find a partner. He said with his tattoos and hair spray, he can be a good
partner. When Morgan referred to himself as "we," Moore asked, "What, are you
referring to your ego as a second person now?" Moore said he's preparing for his
X Title shot next week. He told Morgan: "Both of you guys can kiss my tattooed
ass."
[Q4]
-They went back to Tenay and Taz. Tenay said it's one of the biggest Impacts
ever tonight. He wondered who the fourth member of Team Hogan would be. Taz said
RVD vs. Hardy is going to be an awesome contest with the winner facing Styles
tonight.
-Hogan told Bischoff backstage that he was very proud of how he put the knife
into Flair's back. "I'll never doubt you again," said Hogan. Bischoff said,
"They say the easiest man to con is a con man." Hogan said the World Title match
later is going to make history. Hogan is sounding more and more like Rupert from
"Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains" with his inflections. Hogan asked if his mystery
guy is going to deliver. Bischoff said he will. Hogan asked about his
revolutionary new ranking system for World Title matches. Bischoff said he
dropped the ball and got delayed, but he's going to unveil it next week. "Fans
are going to love. It's going to change the way they look at this product."
Bischoff called his assistant to get the files on his ranking system concept so
he could show Hogan. She talked ditzy, like she didn't know what a file was.
Bischoff said, "She takes great dictation." Hogan said, "You didn't just say
that, did you?"
-A video aired following RVD backstage as he talked about having to face Hardy.
[c]
2 -- ROB VAN DAM vs. JEFF HARDY -- No. 1 Contender's Match
Taz again touted what it means to be champion and how it changes your life and
the company rides on your back. They're doing a great job building this company
finally around the World Title and giving everyone a sense of purpose, between
all the talk from Hogan and Taz about the importance of the title to Bischoff
talking about introducing a new ranking system. Hopefully the new system applies
to Knockouts Tag Team Title matches and X Division matches, too, since there's
rarely been a consistent rhyme or reason to it. Tenay and Taz said they're
hearing the new ranking system is "so unique and it's never been used before."
Taz said the buzz backstage is there's a unique element to the ranking system.
They cut to a break just as they were about to lock up. I bet why they're doing
this, but it's going to drive viewers mad that they're cutting away from such a
big match right as it starts. Imagine tip-off to the NBA Finals and they cut to
a break, or imagine with the football in the air for a kickoff in the NFC
Championship if they cut to a break. People would go crazy. Why does every
minute of a match this big not count for something? [c]
When they got back from the break at the 4:00 mark, RVD was in control, dropping
Hardy over the ring barrier. It was two minutes before Raw would begin. Quarter
hours will be interesting tomorrow. RVD bled from above the bridge of his nose
early. He dove into the ring off the top rope with a bodyblock on Hardy for a
near fall.
[Q5]
The energy level in the building was high as Hardy made a comeback. Tenay asked
Taz for his insight, having wrestled both of these men. RVD side kicked Hardy
off the top rope to the floor at 8:00 as the crowd chanted, "This is awesome!"
Tenay said no. 1 contendership is at stake in this match and the winner faces
Styles in the main event tonight. RVD continued on a flurry of offense in the
ring for near falls. Hardy made a comeback at 11:00, but RVD nailed Hardy on the
top rope with a spin wheel kick to the head. He followed with a superplex
attempt. Hardy shoved him to the mat and went for a Swanton. RVD moved and then
hit the Five-Star Frog Splash for a clean win.
WINNER: RVD in 12:00.
STAR RATING: *** -- Chaotic pace, and several minutes missing from TV early, but
it had the high-energy level and high-stakes feel with great crowd heat to move
it into the three star range. I've been a proponent of pushing RVD to the very
top and making this his company if they were going to bother signing him in the
first place. Having RVD "just hang around" is something fans got enough of in
WWE. It's time to go all the way, at least for a while, and try to get some
results from having him as the identity of the promotion. We'll see if they pull
that trigger within 60 minutes. [c]
-Christy Hemme interviewed RVD and Hardy backstage. Christy said RVD insisted
that Hardy be present for this post-match interview. RVD said he's still his
bro. Hardy shook his hand. Christy was bleeped multiple time, apparently due to
chants in the crowd that censors didn't like. They shot a monitor over their
shoulders and got their reactions to what happened in the match. That's right
out of UFC's post-fight interviews getting comments from fighters as they watch
replays. More good stuff. TNA is moving forward for once, not backwards. RVD
said whoever got the title shot, the other one would support them. He said he
knows he has Hardy's support, so now he's shifting his focus to A.J. RVD said
they always bring out the best in each other. Hardy said it'll be a breeze
against Styles if he brings that same RVD to the ring against Styles. RVD said
he's got a few minutes to recover and he's going to take it and get ready.
-Backstage Abyss was giving a pep talk to Jarrett and Rob Terry. I don't like
wrestlers with two first names. I'm just saying. Take that Jerry Lynn, Michael
Shane, Shane Douglas, and the rest of you. Terry got to speak. He said they're
going to know him and feel hiom and be destroyed by him. He then made that "I'm
about to throw up and poop and I'm nowhere near a toilet" face that he's so good
at. Abyss said they don't know who their fourth member is yet, but he trusts
Bischoff (what?!?!) and "definitely trusts Hogan" (that's better). Jarrett said
they'll find out with everyone else.
3 -- TEAM FLAIR vs. TEAM HOGAN
Sting's ring intro took place first. Then Jarrett's. Then they cut to a break.
[c] The two masters of the bump-free stand-up brawl were going at it in the
crowd, with Sting throwing Jarrett into the hockey boards and then among the
chairs. He hit Jarrett across the back with a chair twice. Taz said he wants to
know Sting's reasoning, but he thinks Sting may not know why he did what he did.
Tenay said fans have invested so much in Sting over the years, that they and TNA
President Dixie Carter deserve an answer. Sting raked Jarrett's eyes. Jarrett
made a comeback and threw some punches at Sting as the five minute opening
segment was nearly done. Taz said he couldn't wait to find out who Bischoff's
mystery person was.
When they fought back into the ring, Sting missed a Stinger Splash. Jarrett took
Sting down with a flying clothesline. Sting and Jarrett collided mid-ring with
15 seconds left before the next wrestler came out. Tenay said it'll become tag
team rules once others get to the ring. Desmond Wolfe (w/Chelsea) came out next.
He tagged in against Jarrett. This is a variation on the War Games style rules,
but it works. Taz said he's a fan of Wolfe's style, saying he can pick opponents
apart with his technical skills.
Two minutes later, out came Rob Terry. He crawled over and immediately tagged
Jarrett to enter the match. He gave Wolfe those lousy rookie-musclehead
clotheslines, then delivered two of them to Sting. He's practically a parody of
a bad bar wrestler fresh out of a gym. He followed with a powerslam. Orlando
Jordan walked out onto the stage and observed the match. As Terry flexed while
pushing on the top rope, they cut to a break at 8:00.
[Q7] [c]
Robert Roode and Abyss had entered the match during the commercial. Abyss
chokeslammed Roode. As he waited for Roode to get up, the crowd counted down the
final Team Flair entrance - James Storm. He stumbled a bit on his way into the
ring. Taz pointed it out. Taz isn't letting anything slip by anymore. Good for
him, being the voice of the fan instead of a shill for the promotion who ignores
dumb or silly stuff. Surprisingly, no chants by the fans predicting who the
mystery partner would be. It turned out to be: Eric Young! Nope, just kidding.
Samoa Joe. Tenay said it's been a long time since they've seen Joe. Tenay said
Bischoff delivered once again. Joe, sporting a beard, tagged in and destroyed
Team Flair in rapid-fire fashion. He kicked Sting in the corner and then one-arm
slammed a charging Roode. Taz said he doesn't know where Joe has been, "but I
want to see more of this Samoa Joe." The crowd chanted, "Joe's gonna kill you!"
Joe gave Roode the Muscle Buster and scored the pin.
WINNER: Team Hogan when Joe pinned Roode.
STAR RATING: **1/2 -- Good energy again, and great job building anticipation for
Joe's return. Joe dominated in the way Joe needs to in order to get over the way
he can and should. They stripped away the nonsense and just let Joe be Joe. It
worked.
-Afterward, Flair walked down the ramp and addressed Team Hogan. As he began to
speak, they cut away to another commercial. [c]
-They showed a replay of Flair telling Abyss that he wants to face him in a Hall
of Fame Ring vs. Hall of Fame Ring match. He referred to himself as a "Wrestling
God."Abyss nodded.
4 -- A.J. STYLES vs. ROB VAN DAM -- TNA World Hvt. Title Match
Taz said during RVD's ring entrance that they're live and anything can happen.
He said they've been "a bit of a runaway train tonight, and I love it." Styles
then made his ring entrance. The director cut away from Styles just as he was
about to flip his head back and knock the oversized hood away from his face. Has
the director never seen Styles's ring intro routine before? Seriously. He cut
back a few seconds later as Styles was jawing at the camera.
[Q8]
-Styles jumped RVD at the bell and stomped away at him in the corner. More
bleeping. Maybe it's just my cable connection and not a censor. RVD bled from
his cut in the opening seconds. Taz said Styles had less than an hour to prepare
to face RVD. Styles flip dove onto RVD at ringside. They cut away at 1:00. [c]
More rapid-fire action after the break, mostly RVD on offense. He hit Rolling
Thunder at 6:00 for a near fall. Styles came back and went for a sudden
figure-four leglock mid-ring. Styles springboarded at RVD, but RVD turned it
into a loose powerbomb and then he hit the Five-Star Splash for the clean win.
WINNER: RVD IN 8:00.
STAR RATING: **1/2 -- Great energy start to finish. They had a real sense of
urgency to what they were doing, probably because they running low on time as
they're not doing overruns now. With it was longer, but it accomplished what it
needed to, which is give TNA a sense of identity with a well-known popular star
who isn't seen as a burnout.
-Confetti matching RVD's tie-dyed singlet dropped from the rafters covering the
ring like leaves on a lawn in the fall. Hardy joined RVD to congratulate him as
Styles took in the events at ringside, frowning in disappointment. Hogan led
Dixie Carter into the ring. Jarrett, Abyss, Bischoff, Team 3D, and Terry joined
the celebration. Team 3D held RVD on their shoulders as the match ended. Styles
broke into tears at ringside. Tenay reminded viewers to watch the replay on
Thursday if they missed any of it. Tenay said he wants to watch it through start
to finish again. Taz hyped Flair vs. Abyss next week. As the show came to a
close, Tenay said Hogan challenged the locker room to step up and RVD did just
that. He said, "RVD has joined the elite of our profession."