IMPACT
IMPACT
April 5, 2010
Universal Studios, Orlando, Florida
thanks to wrestleview.com
Impact kicks off with a video package hyping up
Lethal Lockdown highlighting Abyss' announcement of Jeff Jarrett being the first
new member to Team Hogan.
Backstage Christy Hemme announces that tonight will be the first ever TNA
Knockout Lockbox Showdown. There will be an 8-Knockout Elimination Tag Match.
The rules to the match are that whenever there is a fall (pinfall or submission)
both participants in the fall are eliminated. The girl that gets the pin will
get to choose one of four lockboxes and the loser walks away with nothing. The
four winners will then open their lockboxes later tonight. In one box Tara's pet
spider Poison lies, in one box is an open contract for a match of the Knockouts
choice against the opponent of her choice, in one box lies a stipulation where
that girl will have to strip down to her underwear, and finally in the final
lockbox lies the Knockouts Title! The Beautiful People walk up and Velvet says
they plan on winning 3 of the boxes. She says they want to win Tara's spider and
finally squash it, then get an open contract to dominate whoever they choose,
and finally the Knockouts Title. Madison says tonight the Beautiful People get
it all and it will be a night that their millions of fans will never forget.
Lacey Von Erich walks up in a towel and says tonight everybody wins when we see
Lacey in her bra & panties (hell yes!).
The Impact intro hits and we are about to cross the line! Interestingly enough
Christopher Daniels is still in the intro (for those that don't know he asked
for and was granted his release from TNA and then showed up at ROH's PPV this
past weekend).
Hulk Hogan's music hits and he leads Jeff Jarrett & Abyss out to the ring. Taz
says that Eric Bischoff is not here tonight for unknown reasons. Hogan grabs the
microphone and says they have some 'horse power' behind Team Hogan. Hogan says
Ric Flair has shown his true colors over and over and if he wants to be a 'big
dog' in TNA he has to beat Team Hogan. Abyss says that Flair may be a legend but
he promises that Flair has never dealt with the likes of this "blood thirsty,
6'8" 350+ plus pound, weapon of mass destruction!" Abyss says at Lockdown in the
Letha Lockdown when they lower the top of that cage and lock them in like a
bunch of caged animal with weapons all around will Team Flair truly realize the
definition of pain & suffering! Abyss says it makes no difference who the other
three members of Team Flair are because at Lockdown Jeff Jarrett, Abyss, and the
rest of Team Hogan will kick Team Flair's a**! Ric Flair's music hits and it
looks like Naitch is none too happy as Chelsea rolls him out onto the stage.
Desmond Wolfe, Sting, & Beer Money then walk out of the tunnel behind Flair! A
huge "Hogan" chant has started. Flair says he is about to speak and tells the
fans to shutup. Flair makes fun of Abyss and Jarrett being Hogan's team and then
says to look at his. Flair puts over Desmond Wolfe and then calls Beer Money his
"bad a** cowboys" and then calls Sting a wrestling icon. Flair says there is
more history Sting and he then there is in the entire wrestling world (FACT).
Another "Hogan" chant starts and again Flair gets pissed about it. Flair asks
Chelsea to come into view and then screams "WOOOO". Flair says he has his Hall
of Fame ring on because he IS the Hall of Fame and then says in St. Louis at
Lockdown he'll shove his Hall of Fame ring down Abyss' throat! Hogan tells Flair
to shut up and then says he sees what Flair has up on the stage. Hogan tells
Flair not to ever sell him short because they have a full team and Flair will
find out who the rest of Team Hogan is when the time is right. Flair says this
isn't a political contest, it's a popularity contest and everybody wants to be
the "Nature Boy". Flair says if Hogan has a problem Team Flair will walk down
there and see what Hogan's team is all about. Flair then says "don't' say it,
play it!" Team Flair walks down to the ring (and Flair rolls) but Jeff Jarrett
tells them to hold on. Jarrett asks Sting to step into the ring without his bat
and answer just one question. Sting agrees and hands his bat to Wolfe and says
something to him before stepping into the ring. Jarrett says he has known Sting
for over 20 years and they have a storied history together in TNA so he just has
one question to ask him, "why now has the dark side comeo out of you?" Jarrett
tries to hand Sting the microphone but he refuses it. Jarrett says he might not
deserve an answer but the fans do. Sting just laughs at Jarrett which causes him
to slap the hell out of Sting! Sting kicks Jarrett and hits the Stinger Death
Drop! Sting avoids Hogan and Abyss' attempted attack and slides out to the
floor. Flair tells his team to 'go get em' and Wolfe jumps into the ring with
the bat and nails Abyss with it! Beer Money then come into the ring and they
along with Wolfe surround Hogan when Jeff Hardy's music hits! Jeff Hardy and Rob
Van Dam sneak down through the crowd! They come into the ring and the fight is
on! RVD and Hardy fight off Beer Money and then Abyss nails Wolfe with a Big
Boot! Team Hogan has been revealed and Rob Van Dam vs. James Storm is next!
---COMMERCIAL BREAK---
"The Whole F'N Show" Rob Van Dam vs. "Cowboy" James Storm
Back from commercials Storm whips RVD into the corner and charges at him but RVD
floats up and over Storm. RVD hits a big spinning heel kick and then whips Storm
into the opposite corner. RVD follows up with the Monkey Flip! RVD covers Storm
and gets a nearfall. RVD throws a few forearms at Storm and then attempts to
whip him into the corner again, but this time Storm reverses it and charges. RVD
backdrops Storm over the top rope but Storm lands on the apron. Storm goes for a
right hand but RVD ducks and then hits a springboard Sidekick that sends Storm
crashing to the floor! RVD follows up with a sliding dropkick attempt but Storm
catches him and slams RVD by his feet headfirst into the guardrail! Storm rolls
back into the ring and goes to drag RVD back in but RVD hits a shoulderblock
through the ropes. RVD goes for another one but this time Storm avoids it and
kicks RVD in the head! Storm grabs RVD and hits a Hanging DDT with RVD's feet
hung up in the ropes! 1...2...NO RVD kicks out! Storm hits a Vertical Suplex and
then does the "Beer....Money" taunt as the fans boo him. Storm gets another
nearfall and then immediately locks RVD in a rear chinlock. RVD fights to his
feet and hits a series of back elbows and then comes off the ropes. Storm goes
for a knee lift but RVD side steps it, grabs Storm's leg, and rolls him up!
1...2...NO Storm kicks out! Storm goes for a kick but RVD catches his foot and
hits the Step-over Heel Kick! Both men are down and they both get to their feet
at the count of 8 by the referee. They greet each other with big right hands
exchaning punches, but RVD gets the better of it and connects with a Spinning
Back Kick! RVD hits a Running Clothesline and follows up with the Rolling
Thunder! 1...2...NO Storm kicks out! RVD picks Storm up but Storm connects with
an Enziguri out of nowhere! Storm follows it up with the Eye of the Storm!
1...2...NO RVD kicks out! Storm attempts to whip RVD in the corner but RVD
reverses it and charges at him, but Storm hits a big back elbow. Storm tries to
slam RVD's head into the top turnbuckle but RVD blocks it with his foot and then
kicks Storm in the head with the same foot! RVD hits a Front Slam and then hits
the Split Legged Moonsault! 1...2...3 and RVD gets the win!
Winner: RVD via pinfall (Split Legged Moonsault)
After the match Storm blasts RVD with his beer bottle! The referee calls out for
help and EMT's come out and check on RVD. Storm tries to get back on RVD but
security pulls him off.
---COMMERCIAL BREAK---
Back from commercials Storm is taunted RVD as EMT's help him. Jeff Hardy runs
out and attacks Storm! Hardy then checks on RVD as Robert Roode sneaks in
through the crowd and hits a Spinebuster on Hardy! Beer Money has taken out half
of Team Hogan already tonight!
In the back Christy Hemme is with one of the teams for tonight's Knockout
Lockbox Challenge, Tara, Angelina Love, ODB, & Hamada. She asks Tara about
possibly losing her belt tonight. Tara says this is a joke and says that TNA
wants ratings and is trying to do it by screwing her over. Tara says she's going
out there and doing the best she can and pin somebodies a**. Angelina says she
knows where Tara is coming from but nothing is fair in wrestling and sometimes
life is a b*tch but you have to deal with it. Angelina says she's leaving
tonight with the belt but Tara says that she'd be stealing the belt from her and
if that's the way she wants to roll then fine. Tara walks off and Angelina says
'whatever'. ODB says it looks like some PMS'ing going around here and she says
'screw the Knocked Up Title' because she wants the contract. She says she wants
AJ Styles! Christy sticks the microphone in front of Hamada's face and she
shrugs her shoulders and says something in Japanese.
TNA Global Championship
"The Freak" Rob Terry (c) vs. "Notorious 1-8-7" Homicide
Terry has a new nickname, "The Freak". Homicide jumps Terry at the bell and
lights him up with chops. Homicide then comes off the ropes but eats a huge
clothesline from Terry! Terry grabs Homicide by the throat and lifts him up to
the top rope and then Chokeslams him off the top! Terry charges at Homicide in
the corner but he avoids it and lights Terry up with more stiff chops! Homicide
goes for a Monkey Flip but Terry blocks it and just shrugs Homicide off. Terry
picks Homicide off and shows off his strength with a huge Press Slam. Terry hits
a Hip Toss but Homicide comes back with an elbow to the gut and then comes off
the ropes only to eat a shoulder block from Terry. Terry goes for the Powerslam
but Homicide blocks it only to get pie faced right to the ground. Terry charges
at Homicide but Homicide gets his foot up. Homicide then climbs to the top and
dives off with a Cross Body attempt, but Terry catches him in midair! Terry hits
the Powerslam and retains the belt.
Winner & STILL Global Champ: Terry via pinfall (Powerslam)
After the match Homicide knocks the hell out of Terry with a chair shot but
Terry doesn't even budge! Homicide then absolutely destroys Terry with a
SICKENING chair shot (UNPROTECTED) to the top of the head! Terry STILL doesn't
go down! Terry then hits a huge One-armed Spinebuster and we can see blood
coming down from Terry's head. The lights go out and Orlando Jordan's music
hits. Jordan is standing on the stage and squirts lotion all over himself and
starts eating an apple. Okay, now I'm confused AND freaked out. What in the blue
hell was that?!
---COMMERCIAL BREAK---
Knockouts Lockbox Challenge
8-Knockout Elimination Tag Match
Tara, Angelina Love, ODB, & Hamada vs. The Beautiful People & Daffney
TNA actually puts the rules and stipulations up on the screen before the match
which was a nice touch. Angelin and Madison lockup and Madison gets a Front
Chancery on Madison before tagging out quickly to Tara. Tara puts Madison in a
wristlock but Madison breaks it and then hits a Running Kick to the face.
Madison straddles the back of Tara's head (Good God, that was hot) and then
rolls over and starts slamming Tara's head into the mat with her legs. Madison
stands on Tara and then climbs to the top rope but Tara crotches her and then
lifts Madison up on her back and hits the Widows Peak! 1...2...3 and Tara has
won a key while Madison is eliminated! Daffney runs in and hip tosses Angelina
into the match. Daffney puts the boots to Angelina as we go to a break.
---COMMERCIAL BREAK---
Back from commercials Velvet has ODB in a side headlock but ODB fights to her
feet as Tenay says there was another elimination during the break. Velvet puts
the boots ODB and then we get a replay of what went down during the break.
Hamada went for a Moonsault on Daffney but she moved out of the way and then
hits the Daff Knees for the pin. Back to live action ODB finally fights Velvet
off and hits a Corner Splash on her. ODB then hits a clothesline on Velvet and
whips her into the ropes. ODB goes for a clothesline but Velvet ducks and then
goes for a Cross Body. ODB blocks it and hits a Fall Away Slam! ODB covers
Velvet and gets a nearfall. ODB picks Velvet up and goes for a TKO but Velvet
blocks it and counters into a DDT for the pin! Its down to just Angelina and
Lacey now. Lacey goes for a clothesline but Angelina ducks and hits a
clothesline of her own! Angelina throws Lacey into the corner and starts putting
the boots to her. Angelina then whips Lacey into the other corner and charges
but Lacey gets her big foot up. Lacey then climbs to the middle rope and goes
for that Moonsault Elbow Drop, but Angelina moves out of the way and hits the
Lights Out! 1...2...3 and Angelina wins a key!
Winners of the keys: Angelina Love, Tara, Daffney, & Velvet Sky (2 heels, 2
babyfaces)
In the back we see the four lockboxes that the girls will open later tonight.
Next is the Ladder Match!
A video package hypes up Kurt Angle vs. Mr. Anderson.
Ladder Match
"Olympic Hero" Kurt Angle vs. Mr. Anderson
Anderson and Angle actually both have Ladder Match experience. Anderson is a
former Money In The Bank Ladder Match winner while Angle has won a King of the
Mountain Ladder Match as well as a couple of straight up Ladder Matches (one
against a no-name and one against Chris Benoit). Hanging from the ceiling
tonight will be a key, that key will unlock the door of their cage at Lockdown.
The only way to win their Cage Match will be to escape through the door which
will give the winner of this match a distinct advantage.
---COMMERCIAL BREAK---
Back from commercials the bell rings and Angle goes immediately for an Angle
Slam but Anderson blocks it and hits the Green Bay Plunge (Rolling Firemans
Carry Slam)! Anderson climbs out to the ramp and grabs the ladder. Anderson
throws the ladder into the ring and then starts throwing rights at Angle.
Anderson suplexes Angle hard onto the ladder! Anderson starts to set the ladder
up under the key but looks at Angle and decides to prop it up in the corner
instead. Anderson grabs Angle and tries to throw Angle into it but Angle
reverses it and Belly-to-Belly Suplexes Anderson onto the ladder! Angle sets the
ladder up under the key and then throws a series of right hands at Anderson.
Angle attempts to whip Anderson into the ladder but Anderson reverses it. Angle
ducks underneath the ladder and then comes off the ropes only to have Anderson
shove the ladder into his face! Anderson sets the ladder back up. Anderson
climbs up the ladder and reaches for the key but Angle grabs him and Angle Slams
him off the ladder! Angle kicks Anderson out of the ring and then starts
climbing up the ladder. Just as Angle grabs the key Anderson shoves him off and
Angle takes a horrific spill over the top rope. Oh man, I think Angle is hurt
seriously. As I replay it Angle's legs got caught up in the ropes and it looked
like his back and arm hit extremely hard on the apron. That looked bad, man.
Anderson sets the ladder up in the ring as Angle is trying to get to his feet.
Anderson climbs the ladder and man is Angle one tough son of a b*tch! Anderson
reaches up to grab the key but Angle Missile Dropkicks the damn ladder knocking
Anderson off! Angle follows up with a German Suplex! Angle is really dragging
that arm (possible shoulder injury) as he lays the ladder down in the ring.
Angle lays Anderson on top of the ladder and starts reigning down right hands.
Angle climbs up to the top rope, are you kidding me?! Angle hits a f***ing
Moonsault on Anderson on top of that damn ladder! Is this guy for damn real?! He
just pretty much Moonsaulted a damn ladder after taking a crazy bump like he
just did minutes ago! Angle grabs Anderson and slams him shoulder first into the
ring post and then sets the ladder up yet again under the key. Angle is really
hurting as he climbs up the ladder. Anderson grabs Angle's medal and then pulls
Angle down the ladder and wraps the chain around his neck! Anderson chokes Angle
with it but Angle still climbs up the freaking ladder! Angle spits out his
mouthpiece and reaches for the key as he's still being choked and he almost
pulls it down but he finally falls off the ladder as he passed out. Anderson
reaches up and pulls the key down.
Winner: Anderson via pulling the key down
After the match Anderson says he has a bottle of bubbly backstage waiting for
him not to celebrate his victory tonight but to celebrate his victory tonight
because that's what he secured tonight. He says he'll only be celebrating with
one person tonight....MR. ANDERSOOOOOON....ANDERSON!
In the back JB walks up to Hulk Hogan. JB asks Hogan about Bischoff going behind
his back last week. Hogan says what goes on between he and Eric is between them.
He says he won't talk about he and Eric's business in an open forum. Bubba the
Love Sponge walks up and tells JB to scram. Hogan asks Bubba why he's running
with the WolfPac. Bubba says they're cool with him but Hogan says Bubba is
making a choice to hang with the wrong people and he's going to get into
trouble. Bubba says he's having fun now and wasn't having fun before. Jay Lethal
walks up as Bubba leaves and he says he's been doing some thinking. Lethal says
the whole Mega Powers breakup wasn't Hogan's fault it was his. Lethal apologizes
for it and says he has Hogan's back. Lethal then says he's going to find his
tights with "Mega Powers" on the back as he leaves. Hogan mockingly tells him to
find his too and says "oh my god".
We see a shot of Bubba welcoming The Band as they arrive to the Impact Zone in
the back.
---COMMERCIAL BREAK---
Back from commercials Christy is with Matt Morgan and he interrupts her as she
introduces him as "1/2 of the TNA Tag Team Champions" and says that he IS the
Tag Team Champions. Morgan has both the belts and says he almost lost those
belts due to Hernandez and because of an 'unfortunate accident' Hernandez wont
be able to defend the belts anymore. Christy asks Morgan who he'll name as his
new champion but Morgan says you're looking at the champs. Morgan keeps
referring to himself as "we" which confuses Christy (what doesn't confuse her?)
and she then says next week Morgan will have to defend the belts against the
winners of the next match, Team 3D or the Machine Guns.
TNA Tag Team Titles #1 Contenders Match
Motor City Machine Guns vs. Team 3D
The Guns won a shot at the belts at DX in Ultimate X but last wee on XPlosion
Team 3D challenged the Guns to put their shot on the line. The Guns accepted and
the match went to a DRAW (due to a double pin) so this will be a return match.
They show footage of how the draw happened. Sabin and Bubba lock up and Bubba
locks Sabin in a wristlock, but Saban rolls through into a wristlock of his own.
Bubba shocks the entire world by rolling through himself and then hitting a
forearm smash. Bubba locks the wristlock back in but Sabin hits a series of
forearms followed by a series of roundhouse kicks, but when he went for the
third one Bubba blocked it with his arms and then hit a nasty Front Kick. Bubba
goes for another one but Sabin ducks and connects with a back kick. Sabin
follows up with a Springboard Cross Body Block! 1...2...NO Bubba kicks out!
Shelley tags in and the Guns sandwich Bubba with round kicks. Bubba comes back
with a nasty chop and then tags Devon in. Devon hits a Diving Headbutt on
Shelley's back and then locks him in a Bear Hug as Shelley reached out for a
tag. Devon then whips Shelley into the ropes but eats a knee lift from Shelley.
Shelley reaches over and tags in Sabin. Sabin comes in and ducks a clothesline
attempt from Devon and knocks Bubba off the arpon. Sabin then hits a Running
Forearm Smash followed by another one. Bubba comes charging in and eats a back
kick from Sabin. Sabin climbs up to the top and hits a Double Missile Dropkick
on 3D! Bubba goes for a clothesline on Sabin but he ducks and Bubba nails Devon!
Sabin then hits an Enziugri on Bubba! Shelley and Sabin destroy Devon in the
corner as Shelley hits a Leaping Enziguri from the apron and Sabin hits the
Mafia Kick on him at the same time! Shelley tags in and they hit the Falling
Neckbreaker/Frog Splash combo! 1...2...NO Devon kicks out! The Guns whip Devon
into the ropes but Devon holds onto the ropes and Bubba hits the Guns from
behind with a Double Clothesline. Bubba scoop slams Sabin and Devon climbs to
the top for the Whatsup Headbutt! Bubba tells Devon to get the tables! Devon
starts to pull the table out but Syxx-Pac grabs him from behind and slams him
into the ringpost!
Winners: NO CONTEST
Bubba attacks Scott Hall before he can get to the ring but Nash comes from
behind and jumps Bubba! Nash hit Bubba with brass knucks. The Band tosses Bubba
into the ring and Syxx-Pac hits an X-Factor on him. Hall grabs Sabin and hits
the Outsiders Edge on him! Nash started to Jackknife Powerbomb Shelley but
clotheslined him instead. Pac then hit the Snap Legdrop on Shelley. Syxx grabs
the spray paint and sprays "Bow Down" on Shelley's back.
---COMMERCIAL BREAK---
Back from commercials Bubba the Love Sponge comes down to the ring and does the
WolfPac salute with The Band. Nash grabs a microphone and says he has a message
for the world. Nash says they might not be signing the checks but they are
running the show. Nash says Hogan is worrying about Bischoff and Flair but
that's the least of his worries because The Band is his nightmare. Nash says for
15 years they carried Hogan and he says Bubba told them what Hogan said about
them, calling them "bad people." Nash says Hogan is the biggest snake in the
business and says they learned it from him! Nash says they are the show now and
says he wants to say nobody likes him, but he has 3 guys in the ring that likes
him and that's plenty for him.
In the back JB is with The Pope. Pope says at Lockdown in St. Louis will be the
night that he and his congregation rolls into St. Louis like a 'storm on a
raging sea' and he makes history by laying claim to the TNA Title. Pope says
last week "Ruffy" got one over on him by sending Chelsea out there to take Earl
Hebner's attention (he says he doesn't blame Hebner because at his age he
probably doesn't see much). Pope starts to say something about painting a new
picture tonight when Wolfe walks up and asks who Pope is, Picasso (talking about
painting). Wolfe says in his world people don't get second chances so he doesn't
even see why he has to face Pope tonight. He says that TNA should be promoting
Wolfe vs. AJ for Lockdown instead of Pope vs. AJ because Wolfe is that good.
Pope says he has no excuses and if Wolfe wants to pull double duty at Lockdown
and face AJ then he'll put his shot on the line tonight! Pope guarantees tonight
will be a whole new ball game and he'll pray for him before the match.
---COMMERCIAL BREAK---
Doug Williams comes out and says he wishes to make the point that the days of
'acrobats' in the X-Division is over. Williams says those 'clowns' need to go
back to the circus where they belong with the performing monkey's. Williams says
they could always go back to wrestling school and learn some technical wrestling
which he is the master of. Williams says he wants to be addressed by his full
name, Douglas Williams "the finest thing in life." He says he has arranged a
Gauntlet Match for himself against Generation Me.
X-Division Gauntlet Match
Doug Williams vs. Generation Me
Match #1: Doug Williams vs. Jeremy Buck
First up is Jeremy and GM are rocking new gear. They have on purple tights now.
Jeremy and Doug lockup and Williams locks him in a wristlock but Jeremy rolls
through and reverses it. Williams quickly gets to the ropes to break the hold.
Williams then hits a single leg takedown and catapults Jeremy into the corner.
Jeremy lands on the middle rope and hits a Moonsault! 1...NO Doug quickly kicks
out. Jeremy tries to whip Doug into the ropes but Doug blocks it and then pokes
him in the eyes. Williams hits a European Uppercut and then whips Jeremy into
the ropes and charges at him, but Jeremy gets a boot up. Jeremy then hits a
Slingshot Facebuster from the apron for a nearfall! Jeremy follows up with a
nasty Enziguri and then climbs to the top and goes for another Moonsault, but
this time Williams moves out of the way and Jeremy lands on his feet. Williams
then hits the Chaos Theory! 1...2...3 and Williams gets the pin.
Winner: Williams via pinfall (Chaos Theory)
Match #2: Douglas Williams vs. Max Buck
As Williams was celebrating the win Max nails him with a Slingshot Clothesline!
Williams attempts a big clothesline but Max avoids it with a gorgeous backflip.
Max then hits a back elbow followed by a backflip into a head scissors takeover!
Max follows up with a dropkick and a nearfall. Max hits a series of forearms and
chops. Max then slams Doug into the corner and then whips him into the opposite
corner and hits a Running Back Elbow followed by a Scoop Slam. Max hits a Leg
Drop and gets another nearfall. Max goes to the top rope but Doug kicks the
ropes crotching Max. Doug then locks Max in a Guillotine and Max taps!
Winner: Williams via submission (Guillotine Choke)
After the match Williams wouldn't release the hold and Shannon Moore comes out
and attacks Williams! Moore hits a Back Elbow on Williams and then grabs the
lipstick and tries to mark Williams with it but he's able to escape. Moore grabs
a microphone and Chapter 13 in the Book of DILLIGAF says there's no room in the
X-Divison for boring wrestlers like Williams. He says Williams should look
between his legs and if he has a set give Moore a shot at the X-Division Title
at Lockdown! Tenay questions what Kaz must be thinking about this challenge
since he is the #1 Contender.
---COMMERCIAL BREAK---
Back from commercials Christy Hemme approaches 3D and asks them if they have
something to say. Bubba says there was no reason for what The Band did and says
The WolfPac is a bunch of disrespectful pricks. 3D says in 15 years their paths
have never crossed but next week they will because they want them in the ring.
Devon says The Band has been a cancer in every organization they've ever been in
and anyone they've been in the ring with can testify to that. Devon says next
week they will kick The Band's a**es all over the Impact Zone!
Desmond Wolfe w/ Chelsea vs. "The Pope" D'Angelo Dinero
If Wolfe wins tonight they he gets Pope's Title shot at Lockdown! Wolfe tries to
jump Pope on the ramp but Pope cuts him off and hits a series of big forearms.
Pope then tosses Wolfe into the ring but Wolfe kicks him in the previously
injured ankle as Pope started to get in the ring. Wolfe then hits a big Forearm
Smash followed by a European Uppercut. Pope comes back with a kick and a forearm
followed by some chops, but Wolfe comes right back with a knee to the gut and
then the Hammerlock DDT. Wolfe lifts Pope up and on the top rope and hits a
Cross Chop. Wolfe then goes for the Tower of London but Pope blocks it only to
eat a back elbow. Wolfe then comes charging at Pope in the corner but Pope moves
out of the way. Wolfe goes for the Lariat but Pope ducks and hits a series of
body shots followed up with the Pimp Slap! Man, Pope's hand speed is something
serious. Pope sets up for the DDE but instead hits a Codebreaker! 1...2...3 and
Pope gets the win!
Winner: Dinero via pinfall (Codebreaker)
After the match Pope celebrates on the ramp but AJ Styles attacks him from
behind! AJ clotheslines Pope back into the ring and hits the Styles Clash! AJ
talks trash to Pope and then Abyss' music hits and he comes out to make the
save! Abyss chases AJ off but Wolfe attacks Abyss from behind. Abyss comes back
on Wolfe but AJ comes from behind and chop blocks Abyss. AJ knocks Pope down
again as he started to get back up and says "it's all about me!" Wolfe grabs a
fire extinguisher and blasts Abyss with it!
---COMMERCIAL BREAK---
It's time to unveil the contents of each of the Knockouts lockboxes. Velvet
opens hers first and she has won the open contract! Damn, no striptease from
Velvet. Tara opens her box next and she wins back her spider, Poison but that
means she is no longer the Knockouts Champion! This finally sets in as JB says
it and she looks PISSED. Angelina and Daffney open their boxes at the same time,
Angelina wins the Knockouts Title! Daffney will now have to strip! Tara looks at
Angelina holding the belt and is not happy but Daffney is even less happy about
stripping. Daffney starts to walk away but JB says if Daffney doesn't do it she
will be fired on the spot because she signed a contract. Taz asks Tenay if he's
ever seen a Zombie strip. Daffney finally starts to take her clothes on when
Lacey Von Erich runs out and attacks her with the Ugly Stick! lacey then strips
down! Well, she's good for something! Is it wrong of me to say that I kind of
wanted to see Daffney strip? On the ramp Daffney and Angelina start brawling
over the title belt! Angelina kicks Tara into the ring as Lacey continues to
strip. Finally security comes out to break it up and Velvet grabs a mic. Velvet
says Lacey definitely turned the heat up tonight but rule #1 of the Beautiful
People is not Beautiful Person upstages another so next week Velvet will be
cashing in her contract against Angelina Love for the Knockouts Title in a
Leather & Lace Match! She says she's going to kick Angelina's a** next week!