IMPACT
February 4, 2010
Universal Studios, Orlando, Florida
thanks to wrestleview.com
Impact opens up with
highlights from last week and after the intro we’re going to go straight into
the first match this week.
8-Card Stud Tournament Qualifying Match
Brutus Magnus vs. Mr. Anderson
Anderson reminds the fans that the ring is four sided, not 6 sided to get some
heat as he does his intro. Footage of Anderson’s big win over Jarrett last week
is shown as Anderson makes his way to the ring. Anderson and Brutus lockup and
Anderson nails him with a knee to the gut and then lays in a couple of right
hands on Brutus. Brutus blocks one of the rights and hits a series of rights of
his own. Brutus beats on Anderson in the corner until the referee pulls him off
which allows Anderson to hit a dropkick to Brutus’ knee. Anderson stomps on the
leg and even the hand of Brutus before hitting an Elbow Drop on the back of
Brutus. Anderson whips Brutus hard into the corner and then throws him headfirst
into the top turnbuckle before putting the boots to Brutus in the corner.
Anderson tries to throw Brutus into the top turnbuckle again but he blocks it
and connects with a right hand, but Anderson comes right back with a right of
his own and a kick to the gut. Anderson whips Brutus into the ropes and goes for
a backdrop but Magnus kicks him in the head and follows it up with a Big Boot.
Brutus whips Anderson into the ropes and hits a Back Elbow and then hits a
Straightjacket Slam for a nearfall. Brutus goes for the Tormentum but Anderson
rakes the eyes of Brutus (the referee was behind Brutus so his vision was
blocked) and connects with the Mic Check for the pin!
Winner: Anderson via pinfall (Mic Check)
In the parking lot Mick Foley arrives in his beat up ride.
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In the back Christy Hemme is with Angle. She asks him about his Qualifying Match
with Tomko tonight, but he says he’s not worried about Tomko right now. He wants
to talk about Hulk Hogan, he claims that Hogan is responsible for Syxx and Hall
jumping him last week. Hogan says that’s who Hogan is and now he’s showing his
true colors, but it ends tonight. He says Hogan should expect a visit from him
tonight and he’ll have a really bad attitude.
At ringside Tenay and Taz hype up the card for tonight which will feature Tara
defend the Knockouts Title against Angelina Love, Hernandez & Morgan defend the
Tag Titles against 3D, and TNA World Heavyweight Champion AJ Styles going
one-on-one with The Pope in a Non Title Match.
Eric Bischoff’s music hits and Mr. Bischoff makes his way out to the ring alone
this week. Bischoff says it is so good to be in Orlando one more time. He says
last week Hogan make it clear that Foley has to get on the same page with him
but Foley made it clear that he just wasn’t willing to do that, but Foley’s
music cuts him off before he can say anything more. Foley walks out to the ring
with a serious look on his face. Foley says his reputation in wrestling is that
there is something wrong in his head and it’s not because he’s willing to do
things to his body that doesn’t seem right, but it’s because he likes just about
everybody. He throws out names like Buff Bagwell, Paul Heyman, The Ultimate
Warrior, etc. of guys that don’t have great reputations in wrestling yet he
still likes. He says that Bischoff is the exception because he hates Bischoff’s
guts! He calls Bischoff a ‘slick, little hustler’ and that he is the complete
opposite of Foley. He says he loves wrestling and gave everything and would’ve
given anything to get into this business while Bischoff came in as salesman and
an announcer. Foley calls him the worst announcer in history but Taz says Foley
must’ve never heard of Mike Adamle (okay, I about split my sides laughing from
that one). Foley says that Bischoff weaseled his way into power in WCW and he
says he can’t stand Bischoff. Bischoff says that may be true but this isn’t
about him and Foley, it’s about whether Foley is willing to get in line in TNA.
Foley says it’s about everyone and he says he loves being apart of TNA, but he
always prepares himself for the worst case scenario which is why at 28 he was
saving every penny he ever made. He says that’s why he was sleeping at the Red
Roof Inn when he was WWF Champion and why he drives a ‘piece of crap minivan’
now. He says he did all that so he wouldn’t have to answer to idiots like
Bischoff. He shows the camera two names that he wrote down on his hand (Jeremy
Borash and Abyss) and says ‘how dare’ Bischoff mess with these guys lives. Foley
puts over everything that Borash does for TNA behind the scenes and says that
Bischoff not knowing shows how much little he cares about knowing what makes TNA
tick. Bischoff what makes him tick is power and control. He then says since
Foley won’t get on the same page with him and he’s going to have to turn that
page and write the next chapter of the Mick Foley story. Foley mentions
something he said in his book about Bischoff saying that power should be limited
to those that are not in love with it. He says Bischoff has not learned a single
thing since his failure in WCW. Foley says he was recognizable all around the
world while Bischoff made reality shows with Chachi. Foley says with all due
respect to his wife that he always told her that deep down wrestling was always
his first true love in his life because that it was the first thing he ever
loved that loved him back. He says he realized that that love might not last
forever but he’ll be damned if he sits back and lets Bischoff have his way with
the ‘woman’ he loves. Foley starts to leave the ring but Bischoff stops him and
says Foley may want to look at those names on his hand because he still has
their futures in the palm of his hands. Bischoff says that new chapter of the
Mick Foley Story that he was just talking about starts tonight when Mick Foley
faces Kevin Nash in a No DQ Match! He says he is a student of history and Mick
has a history with Nash and he wants to see that history resolved.
In the back Abyss is watching a monitor when JB walks up and he asks JB if he’s
going to be okay. JB asks him if it sounds like he’s going to be okay. JB says
he worked for Bischoff 10 years ago and nothing has changed. He says when
Bischoff is around nobodies okay. JB says he is just there to pick him last
check and Abyss freaks out as JB walks off.
---COMMERCIAL BREAK---
Back from commercials Christy Hemme is with Tara in the back. Christy asks Tara
about her history with Angelina. Tara says when she first came to TNA Angelina
and the Beautiful People made her life hell but since Angelina has came back she
seems to be a different person. Tara says Angelina has her eye on the prize but
she can’t take it from her and says she’s ready for Angelina.
TNA World Tag Team Championships
“Super Mex” Hernandez & “The Blueprint” Matt Morgan (c) vs. Team 3D
Tenay mentions that if 3D wins then that would make them 24-time Tag Champions.
Bubba and Hernandez will start the match off. They lockup and Bubba throws
Hernandez into the corner and then they lockup again but this time Hernandez
shoves Bubba into the ropes. Hernandez goes for a clothesline but Bubba blocks
it and goes for one of his own, but Hernandez blocks his as well. Bubba grabs a
side headlock on Hernandez and he shoves Bubba into the ropes and connects with
a nasty shoulder block that sends Bubba crashing into the corner! Hernandez
follows up with a Corner Splash attempt but Bubba moves and then whips Hernandez
into the opposite corner. Bubba charges and hits a Corner Splash of his own.
Hernandez kicks Bubba and grabs the top rope and pulls himself up to the top
rope showing off that crazy strength and athleticism he possesses. Bubba
connects with some nasty chops on Hernandez and then Press Slams him off the
top! Bubba drops an elbow on top of Hernandez and gets a nearfall. Bubba tags in
Devon and he lays in some elbows on Hernandez until Hernandez connects with a
knee to the gut and quickly tags in Morgan. Morgan goes for a clothesline but
Devon ducks and connects with a series of rights. Devon attempts to whip Morgan
into the ropes but he reverses it only to eat a big Clothesline from Devon
followed by a leg drop for a one count. Devon comes off the ropes but Morgan
connects with a Discuss Clothesline for a nearfall of his own. Hernandez tags
back in and locks a rear chin lock on Devon but Devon breaks it up with back
elbows and then comes off the ropes only to eat a big shoulder block for another
nearfall. Hernandez lifts Devon up and puts him on the top rope. Hernandez goes
up top with him and goes for a Superplex but Devon blocks it and bites the
forehead of Hernandez! Devon shoves Hernandez off the top and then hits a Diving
Headbutt! Both men are down and they tag out at the same time. Bubba connects
with some big jabs on Morgan and then attempts to whip Morgan into the ropes,
but Morgan blocks it and attempts a clothesline. Bubba ducks it and goes for a
German Suplex but Morgan counters with back elbows. Morgan goes for the Carbon
Footprint but Bubba catches his foot to block it and then connects with the
German Suplex! Hernandez comes in but eats a Samoan Drop from Bubba! 3D then hit
the Reverse 3D on Morgan! 1…2…NO Hernandez breaks it up! Hernandez connects the
forearms on both members of 3D but thy come back with a double shoulder block.
Bubba hits a Scoop Slam and then Devon climbs to the top but the Nasty Boys run
out and shove Devon off the top as the referee was checking on Hernandez!
Hernandez goes for a clothesline on Bubba but he counters into a Bubba Bomb
attempt. Hernandez blocks it and shoves Bubba into the Carbon Footprint from
Morgan! 1…2…3 and they retain the titles!
Winners & STILL Tag Champs: Hernandez & Morgan via pinfall (Carbon Footprint)
The Nasty Boys bring a chair out and are about to lay 3D out further but
Hernandez & Morgan come back and run them off. Hernandez and Morgan help 3D up
and explain what just happened to them. They fist bump with the champs and walk
out.
---COMMERCIAL BREAK---
“Samoan Submission Machine” Samoa Joe vs. Jesse Neal
This is the first time we’ve see Neal since Hogan and company has arrived. Tenay
reminds us that Joe still has a TNA Title show in the bank. Neal jumps Joe as he
comes into the ring but Joe lays him out with a T-Bone Suplex! Joe lays into
Neal in the corner with jabs and chops and then he whips Neal into the opposite
corner and connects with a Running Back Elbow! Joe then lays Neal out with a
Leaping Enziguri! Neal tries to fight back but Joe lays him out with a headbutt.
Neal pokes Joe’s eyes and then hits a Running Forearm. Neal climbs up to the top
and dives off the top with a Flying Cross Body but Joe just nonchalantly steps
aside. Joe connects the some SICKENING open hand strikes and then he whips Neal
into the corner and connects with the Flying Knee Strike! Joe puts Neal up top
and hits the Muscle Buster and screams “AJ!” as he hits it! 1…2…3!
Winner: Joe via pinfall (Muscle Buster)
In the back Christy approaches Hogan and asks him how he feels about what Kurt
said earlier. He doesn’t know what Kurt said so Christy tells him. Hogan says
this is just another thing that he didn’t do that Kurt is blaming him for. Hogan
says that he is easy to find so tell Kurt to come see him. Christy tells Hogan
that Kurt said he would be coming for Hogan later and Hogan says he’ll be
waiting.
---COMMERCIAL BREAK---
Non Title Match
“The Pope” D’Angelo Dinero vs. “The Phenomenal” AJ Styles w/Ric Flair
This a first time ever matchup right here! Taz likens Flair and AJ’s
relationship to that of a great NFL QB with a legendary coach in his corner. AJ
and Pope lockup and Pope gets AJ in a wristlock right off the bat, but AJ
quickly forces Dinero into the corner so the referee will have to come in and
break it up. AJ connects with a series of chops but Dinero pimp slaps AJ! AJ
charges at Pope but he hits a drop toe hold and then floats over into a Front
Chancery. Dinero transitions into a wristlock but AJ quickly reverses it and
kicks Dinero in the gut. AJ goes for a scoop slam but Dinero blocks it and
connects a series of Elbow’s to the top of AJ’s head. Dinero then mocks AJ and
Flair and connects with a big right! Dinero whips AJ into the ropes and hits a
Backdrop! AJ slides out to the floor to catch a breather and get some advice
from Naitch.
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Back from commercials Dinero shoves AJ into the ropes but AJ nails him with a
shoulder block and then does the Flair strut! AJ comes off the ropes and Dinero
goes for a backdrop but AJ blocks it and connects with an elbow and then a chop.
AJ whips Dinero into the ropes and leapfrogs him and then connects with the
Phenomenal Dropkick! AJ puts the boots to Dinero as he tries to get out of the
ring and then catapults Dinero into the bottom rope in a sort of guillotine
affect. AJ lights Dinero up with chops in the corner and Dinero answers him back
until AJ connects with a big right hand and then he locks in a Camel Clutch on
Dinero on the mat! Dinero gets to the ropes and then AJ chokes Dinero on the
middle rope. AJ hits a Snap Suplex for a nearfall. AJ mounts Dinero and lays
into Dinero with rights and lefts. Dinero comes back with some body shots on AJ
and then he attempts to whip AJ into the ropes, but AJ reverses it only to have
Dinero hit a Sunset Flip! 1…2…NO AJ kicks out and then connects with a big
Running Back Elbow! AJ locks in a rear chin lock on Dinero now but Dinero gets
to his feet and breaks it up with back elbows only to have AJ slam Dinero to the
mat by his head. AJ puts the boots to Dinero and then measures Dinero for a big
right hand, but Pope blocks it and connects with a series of rights and lefts of
his own. Dinero ducks another right hand attempt and shows that amateur boxing
history with his hand speed connecting with some beautiful body shots on AJ
followed by a big right hook! Dinero hits an Atomic Drop and then a Flying
Shoulder Block! 1…2…NO AJ kicks out! Pope is starting to get on a roll but AJ
cuts him off with a rake of the eyes followed by a Leaping Enziguri! Flair talks
trash to Pope from ringside and AJ goes for a Flying Forearm Smash in the
corner, but Dinero moves and lights AJ up with a big chop. Dinero goes for the
Coronation (Running Body Guillotine as the opponent is draped over the middle
rope) but AJ moves out of the way hanging Dinero up in the ropes. AJ grabs
Dinero and goes for a Vertical Suplex but Pope blocks it and rolls AJ up with a
Small Package out of nowhere! 1…2…3!
Winner: Dinero via pinfall (small package)
After the match Dinero doesn’t even have time to celebrate as Flair gets in the
ring and attacks him along with AJ! Flair lights Dinero up with chops and rights
but Samoa Joe’s music hits and h runs out and makes the save! Joe with some
nasty rights on AJ and then Flair turns Joe around and nails him with a chop but
it has no affect on Joe! Flair freaks out and begs Joe off and then AJ chop
blocks Joe from behind! AJ and Flair now double team Joe until Dinero makes the
save for Joe! Joe clotheslines Flair out f the ring t the floor and then Dinero
and Joe stomp on AJ until security runs out and holds them back!
---COMMERCIAL BREAK---
Back from commercials Flair is on the mic on the stage and asks Joe if he wants
to die tonight as security is still holding Joe & Dinero back. Flair says Joe
should know better and says that this is the new TNA and Joe will get his a**
beat! Flair makes fun of Joe about being Samoan and then starts to run away when
it looks like Joe is going to break away from security. Joe grabs a mic and
screams at Flair to shut his mouth before he stomps the rest of the nature out
of his a**! Joe calls AJ a scumbag and Flair says no he’s the World Champion,
but Joe tells him to shut his mouth! Joe says he doesn’t care when it was
whether they were friends or they hated each other AJ was ALWAYS a warrior! AJ
says he gave it all up for a overpriced suit and some wholesale hookers! Joe
says he needs to remind AJ how to be a man and a champion and that’s why he is
cashing in his title shot at Against All Odds! Joe says from this day until then
he will have to go to sleep knowing he has to face the inevitable (pointing at
himself) and wake up knowing he has to face the inevitable. Joe tells Pope he
thinks they go give Flair & AJ a preview of what the inevitable is! Pope lays
security out with some right hands and they chase AJ and Flair to the back!
In the back Christy is with Angelina. She asks Angelina if she is worried about
BP getting involved and she says definitely. She says if she was still in BP she
would get involved and says she taught them everything they know but didn’t
teach them everything she knows. She says she would’ve never tried to replace
Angelina Love because you can’t. Angelina says tonight is about her title shot
and says success is the best revenge and she is awesome at revenge.
In the back Nash is with Eric Young when Bischoff walks in. Bischoff acts like
he doesn’t know who Young is and he introduces himself. Bischoff asks Young to
leave and then Bischoff sits down with Nash. Bischoff says he needs a favor from
Nash. He says he needs Nash to destroy Foley tonight and Nash says he needs him
to do him a favor but Pac and Hall still don’t have contracts. Bischoff says
they are screwups and they won’t follow the rules. He says he’s sick of that and
there is nothing he can do about it. Bischoff says that he can play to that same
tune that Pac and Hall play to or he can go out and destroy Foley for him.
---COMMERCIAL BREAK---
Back from commercials footage is shown form 2 months ago when Foley jumped Nash
in the Impact Zone after Nash set up the fake meeting between Foley and Nash.
In the back Christy is with Mick Foley and she asks if Foley is planning on
falling in line. Foley says he will face Nash tonight and Foley says he is no
longer mad at Nash, but the more he thinks about what Nash did to him the hotter
he gets. Abyss walks up still freaking out and he asks Foley if he’ll fall in
line. Foley says his job will be safe and Abyss needs to do him a favor and
that’s promising him that he will stay away from the ring no matter what happens
between Foley and Nash tonight.
8-Card Stud Tournament Qualifying Match
Tomko vs. “Olympic Hero” Kurt Angle
Angle immediately connects with a German Suplex on Tomko but then eats a Big
Boot from Tomko! Both men get right to their feet and go nose-to-nose! Angle
nails Tomko with a headbutt and then a series of rights and a clothesline that
sends Tomko over the top to the floor! Angle follows him out and slams Tomko
into the ring steps and rolls Tomko back into the ring. Angle charges at Tomko
but eats a Snap Powerslam from Tomko! He whips Angle into the corner and nails
him with a running Clothesline and then he grabs Angle and whips Angle into the
ring post. Tomko hits a Powerslam for a nearfall and then locks in a Rear
Chinlock on Angle. Angle fights to his feet and breaks the hold with back elbows
and then comes off the ropes but Tomko grabs him by the throat and hits a
Chokeslam. Tomko climbs to the top but Angle quickly gets to the top and hits
the Belly-to-Belly Superplex on Tomko! Both guys are down now and finally Angle
gets to his feet and hits the Rolling German Suplexes on Tomko! As he went for
the third one Tomko blocked it and threw Angle into the corner. Tomko charges
but Angle moves and hits the Angle Slam! 1…2…NO Tomko kicks out! Tomko comes out
of nowhere with a Lariat! Tomko goes for the Chainsaw Kick but Angle ducks and
hit more Rolling German Suplexes! This time Angle goes old school and connects
with 5! Angle grabs Tomko’s ankle and locks in the Ankle Lock! Angle drops down
to the and great veins the leg which causes Tomko to tap!
Winner: Angle via submission (Ankle Lock)
Mr. Anderson, Hernandez, Desmond Wolfe, & Kurt Angle are all now in the
Tournament for Against All Odds with 4 more yet to be named.
---COMMERCIAL BREAK---
Footage is shown from TNA’s tour of Europe this past week and then a nice video
package highlighting the issues between Foley and Nash from the last few months
is shown.
Nash enters Hogan’s office and he talks about the conversation he had with
Bischoff and says he’s down, but he asks for another chance for Pac and Hall.
Hogan says they’ve had enough chances and he has done everything he could for
them. Nash says now more than ever they need him but Hogan says they’re acting
crazier than they ever have now. Hogan says Nash just needs to get away from
them but he wants Hogan to keep an open mind about them. Hogan tells Nash not to
let them suck him again because ‘you know how they are.’
A video package is shown highlighting Angelina and the Beautiful People’s past.
TNA Knockouts Championship
Tara (c) vs. Angelina Love
Tara and Angelina lockup and Tara gets the advantage with a side headlock and
then she hits a side headlock takeover. Tara holds onto the side headlock as
they hit the mat but Angelina is able to roll Tara over and get a one count
before Tara rolls back over. Angelina is able to counter out with a head
scissors but Tara counters right back by rolling frontwards into a bridging pin
for a nearafll. Angelina bridges out of the pin and right into a Backslide! 1…NO
Tara kicks out!
---COMMERCIAL BREAK---
Angelina and Tara are engrossed in a Greco-Roman Knucklelock as we come back
from commercials and Angelina is able to lock Tara into Hammerlock and even hit
a Hammerlock Armdrag holding onto the Hammerlock on the mat. Angelina puts her
knee into the ribs of Tara and then locks in a wristlock but Tara is able to
cartwheel out of the move into a wristlock of her own. I do believe we have a
wardrobe malfunction here as Tara’s chest is blurred out! How did nobody get a
picture of that of all the people that was there live (just asking)? Angelina
with a single leg takedown for a nearfall and then she slams Tara headfirst into
the top turnbuckle and then she slams her into the opposite turnbuckle. Tara
comes back and slams Angelina’s head into the turnbuckle and then whips her into
the opposite corner and charges at her, but Angelina is able to lift herself up
onto the top rope over the charging Tara and then roll her up! 1…2…NO Tara kicks
out! Tara comes back with a kick to the gut and then the Spider’s Web (Fireman’s
Carry into Spinning Sidewalk Slam)! 1…2…NO Angelina kicks out! Angelina comes
back with a forearm and then she whips Tara into the ropes and goes for the
Botox Injection, but Tara ducks and goes for the Widows Peak! Angelina blocks it
and counters into a rollup but Tara rolls through and gets the pin!
Winner & STILL Knockouts Champ: Tara via pinfall
After the match Angelina and Tara shake hands and Angelina raises Tara’s hand.
It actually looked like Angelina tried to tell her about the boobage slipping
out but the Beautiful People run out and jump Angelina. They put the boots to
Angelina as Tara just watches and finally she lays out BP. Angelina throws some
big rights as well as both girls clean house. Velvet is able to escape without
Angelina getting her hands on her though.
In the parking lot Scott Hall & Syxx-Pac are shown sneaking around.
---COMMERCIAL BREAK---
Back from commercials Angle walks into Hogan’s office and screams at him to
explain to him how Hogan shakes his hand and then 10 seconds later ‘his cronies’
jump him. Hogan says he refused to give Pac (who Hogan refers to as X-Pac) and
Hall contracts because they’re thugs and now Angle thinks he hired them to do
his dirty work. Hogan says Angle’s temper is the problem here. Angle says he’s
worried about Hogan’s agenda and says he doesn’t trust Hogan as far as he can
throw him. He says he knows what Hogan is all about and he’s heard all the
horror stories about the people he’s done business with. Angle says Hogan needs
to understand that he won’t screw with him the way he’s screwed with ‘them’ and
he needs to consider this his final warning. Hogan tells Angle he needs to do
himself a favor and get out of his office, please. Angle slams his fists on
Hogan’s desk and then storms out.
No DQ Match
“Big Sexy” Kevin Nash vs. “Hardcore Legend” Mick Foley
Kevin Nash does his best Raven impersonation by rolling a shopping cart full of
weapons out to the ring while Foley brought out his trademark barbed wire
baseball bat. Foley swings his bat at Nash who blocks the shots with a garbage
can. Finally the trash can is beat up so bad that Nash just flings it at Foley
(who knocks it away with the bat) and picks up a chair. Foley swings the bat at
Nash more and he blocks it with the chair this time and then he picks up a
hockey stick and hits Foley in the legs with it as he charged in with the bat.
Nash picks up the barbed wire bat and tries to scrape it on Foley’s face but
Foley blocks it and is able to hit a mule kick to Nash’s balls! Foley with a
running forearm and now the brawl spills out to the floor where Foley slams Nash
into the guardrail and then the ring apron. Foley gets back in the ring and
grabs a picture frame but Foley hesitates which allows Nash to nail him with a
Big Boot for the pin. That whole thing was VERY sloppy.
Winner: Nash via pinfall (Big Boot)
It’s shown that the reason Foley hesitated was because the picture was the
stupid picture of him and Borash. We see Hall and Pac coming down through the
crowd now! Hall and Pac attack Nash out of nowhere! Pac hits a vision Spinning
Heel Kick and then Hall puts the boots to him! What the hell?! Hall turns his
attention to Foley and stomps on him while Pac continues to beat on Nash. Hall
and Pac taunt the crowd and Nash as everyone wonders what the hell just
happened.