IMPACT
January 04, 2010
Universal Studios, Orlando, Florida
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-The show opened with a
video package on the history of TNA including Ken Shamrock winning the first NWA
(TNA) World Hvt. Title. Then they went to Sting arriving. Plus, Mick Foley,
Kevin Nash, and Kurt Angle (vs. Samoa Joe). The James Earl Jones sound-alike
said, "Tonight a new era begins!" Then they showed Hulk Hogan. "What was once
unimaginable is now inevitable," said voiceover guy. Then Hogan talked about his
arrival in TNA in brief soundbites. "Time for a Change" is the title of the
show. The regular Impact opening aired. Raven is now part of it.
-The pryo blasted inside the Impact Zone as Mike Tenay introduced the show. He
said, "Tonight Hulk Hogan makes his historic TNA debut." Taz said, "Whatcha
donna do when TNA and Hulk Hogan run wild on you." Tenay called it the biggest
night in TNA history. Indeed. Taz said the TNA we know now will be never be the
same by the end of the night. Tenay then ran down the scheduled matches: The X
Division (talked about as a singular) in the Steel Asylyum, ODB challenging Tara
for the Knockout Title, Rhino vs. Abyss in a barbed wire match, and Beer Money
vs. British Money in Full Metal Mayhem.
Taz said they have a new broadcast team member. Tenay called him one of the
biggest names in satellite radio - Bubba the Love Sponge. They went to Bubba
interviewing fans outside the Impact Zone. A fan said he doesn't want to see
kiddie crap, but wrestling. Another said, "Vince McMahon, you have no idea
what's coming at you, brother." A young fan shouted, "WWE sucks. TNA!" A woman
said she's not a five year old, she likes to see the guys get down and dirty,
"chairs on the head, all that good stuff." Bubba interviewed a fan dressed up as
Hulk Hogan. Another fan said Vince McMahon "has no idea what he's up against."
Sounds a lot like the other fan, tipping the hand that maybe fans were fed that
line. Either way, it's an overt shot at WWE.
1 -- X DIVISION EIGHT-MAN BATTLE IN THE STEEL ASYLUM
Tenay called the X Division a "natural extension of the cruiserweights." He said
it's more about a mindset than a weight division. I remember Jerry Jarrett
trying to explain that to me back when TNA launched, and it's was vague then and
vague now, but that's about as close as you can get to pegging it. Chris Sabin,
Alex Shelley, Kiyoshi, Homicide, "Black Machismo" Jay Lethal, Consequences
Creed, Suicide, and Amazing Red. Tenay said Mick Foley was denied access to the
Impact Zone earlier. (Obviously an angle, just in case anyone is confused.) This
match began nine minutes into the show. The crowd chanted, "Let's go, bitches!
Let's go, bitches!" At least I think that's what they were chanting. Homicide
used an extendible baton as a weapon, but then turned on Kiyoshi. The ref called
for the bell. Bad start to have a lame DQ finish in the TV opener. The crowd
chanted, "This is bullsh--! This is bullsh--!" Well, there's some feedback for
TNA if they were looking for it. They had to silence the "sh--" part of the
chant over and over. Clumsy and embarrassing. Homicide tried to climb out after
hitting everyone else with his batton. The other wrestlers climbed after him.
This turned into quite the clustermess.
WINNER: No contest in 4:00.
[Q2]
-At that point, Jeff Hardy's music played. His own music that he made himself.
He walked through the crowd, giving chills to TNA fans everywhere. He stood
among the fans, then climbed over the barrier. Tenay said, "It was a night we
promised you shocks, surprises." Homicide attacked Hardy at ringside. Hardy
fought back and rammed Homicide into the cage. Hardy swung a chair and hit
Homicide flush in the face with it. Hardy climbed the cage and sat on top. That
song, by the way, was originally mass produced as an extra on the Ultimate
Insiders DVD that I hosted five years ago when I interviewed both Matt and Jeff
Hardy after they left WWE. Big early statement by TNA. They don't need any other
big surprises. That fulfills their quota as Hardy was among the top two
babyfaces in this industry the last couple years along with Cena. [c]
-After the first break, they showed a replay of Hardy arriving. Tenay said
they're awaiting Hogan's arrival, too. They cut backstage to Hardy shaking hands
with Shannon Moore. Then to ringside with Tenay and Taz. Taz said they're on the
cusp of witnessing history. It seems they're building up Hogan's arrival for the
top of the hour. They showed a motorcade with police escorts and a white stretch
limo heading toward the Impact Zone. I get the build up for his arrival, but
isn't he a little late to the party that he's been hyping forever.
-They went to Christy Hemme rubbing Kevin Nash's chest before interviewing him.
Nash said his demeanor is a little different than it has been the last few
weeks. He said it's an epic night for TNA. He said it's also a great night for
Hulk Hogan. He said he's personally looking forward to seeing an old friend. He
said he's had the rep for being the smartest guy in the industry because it's
true. He said Einstein had to learn from somebody. He said he learned a lot from
Hogan. He said whichever company Hogan has worked for has become number one. He
said now that he's in TNA, they're on the way to number one. He said he's on his
way to making more money than he ever has in his life. He said he has a lot of
reasons to be excited. He was about to talk away, but jumped back into the
picture and said he just talked to Hogan on the phone and he's on his way "and
he's not alone." Good teaser. Does that mean Brutus Beefcake? The Nasty Boys?
Hall & X-Pac? Eric Bischoff?
[Note: Jason Powell has just reported more breaking news: BIG SPOILER ON ANOTHER
MAJOR STAR APPEARING]
2 -- TARA vs. ODB -- TNA Knockouts Title
Tenay plugged that fans can ask questions by email and Twitter tonight at
http://www.mycontent.com/tna. Tenay plugged there'd be more TNA Knockout action,
plus again plugged Hogan's pending arrival. The crowd was decked out, by the
way, in yellow Hulk Hogan shirts. Tenay plugged Dixie Carter's Twitter account.
It diminished the value of the TNA Knockouts Title to have Tenay talking about
anything but this match, not to mention it was another ridiculously short title
match, with ODB winning at 2:00. You can't sell a title as important or its
matches as an attraction worth paying for (or just staying tuned for) if the
epitome of the champion and top challenge battle for two whole minutes and the
announcers talk about everything but the match most of that two minutes. A lot
of the same mistakes being made that seems smart at the time (we gotta plug
what's next!!!), but with a long-term cost of deflating the value of the actual
product they're ultimately trying to convince people is important enough to
watch and buy. There was a small production glitch as they cut to a wide shot of
the Asylum with an empty cage over the ring, presumably from before the X
Division match started.
WINNER: ODB in 2:00 to capture the TNA Knockouts Title.
-Tara attacked ODB afterward, then took out her tarantula. She has to be so
careful with it because if she drops it, it could easily die. Those types of
spiders are extreme fragile.
-A white limo pulled up outside the Impact Zone. Out walked Ric Flair. "What?
You gotta be kidding me!" Tenay exclaimed. He shook hands with a lot of people
lined up outside, mostly anonymous workers getting some face time, but also Eric
Young, Beer Money, and a referee. Taz said, "We knew there'd be surprises, but
this is huge!" As he walked into the building, they cut to a break. It is almost
too bad this isn't the first of a weekly Monday night schedule for Impact rather
than a one-off, because it'll be tough to ever top Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair, Jeff
Hardy, and whatever else is coming up (X-Pac, Scott Hall, Eric Bischoff) with a
true Monday night timeslot debut.
[Q3]
-They went back outside to fans chanting for Hogan. The chant turned to "Foley,
Foley." Christy Hemme ran up to him and asked what he was doing there. She asked
what he was doing. He said he was going to work. She asked if he got the memo.
He said he did get the memo that said he wasn't welcome because he was
considered a potential disruption. He said he had a message to Dixie Carter and
everyone else. He said he wouldn't be a distraction because he gets that Hogan
arriving is historical. He then walked up to the gate. Security officers
apologized, but said they're job is to turn him away. He turned to the fans and
said, "They're not letting me in!" Looks almost too much like Chris Jericho
picketing Raw last week.
-Bobby Lashley walked out with his wife, Krystal. Good to get him on the show,
too, if not for his WrestleMania exposure in WWE but for what he might become in
the future in MMA. Tenay touted his two-sport-star stature. The crowd chanted
"Bobby! Bobby!" Tenay and Taz said Krystal is outspoken. She said her husband
has a message for Hulk Hogan. She said nobody in pro wrestling or MMA can match
is athleticism or strength. She said unlike MMA, pro wrestling is full of
"inbred, toothless degenerates, people who act like animals." She said Lashley
is honorable and strong. She told the booing fans to "shut up." She said that's
why Lashley is asking for his immediate release. Tenay and Taz reacted with
shock.
-They went backstage to Velvet Sky who walked into a back room where Lacey Von
Erich and Madison Rayne were playing poker. Sky said because it's all about the
ratings and such a big night, they wanted to contribute. She said because poker
shows are so popular, they're going to make their own without "a net." Lacey
asked, "Who's Annette?" She's doing the old Maria gimmick. Sky had to explain
the rules to them. Rayne and Von Erich acted totally ditzy when it came to
adding up the cards. Sky said they have no chips, they'll have to play with
their clothes. There's an old trick that bombed in the ratings last time it was
tried in the Monday Night War, if I remember right. [c]
[Q4]
-During the commercial, they showed the motorcade for Hogan and the police
escort.
-An add also aired for TNA Epics, a new TV show debuting Jan. 14 at 11 p.m. ET.
It's basically a takeoff on UFC's "best of" series on Spike TV. The first show
will feature Kurt Angle.
-They cut backstage to Scott Hall and "X-Pac" Sean Waltman. Hall said, "Time to
party, old school style." Security told them they couldn't enter. Hall and Pac
threw them against the doors. Other security intervened. They cut to Taz and
Tenay who said Hardy and Flair were invited, X-Pac and Hall "no so much." Tenay
announced that TNA is the no. 1 trending topic on Twitter right now. They cut
away to the motorcade again. Tenay said they're just a few blocks away. They cut
to another break, stacking them now before the top of the hour when Raw begins
and they presumably lose a huge percentage of viewers. With Flair, Hogan, Hardy,
Hall, and X-Pac, they just might convince people to at least keep checking back.
It'll be interesting how different Raw is paced tonight with this type of
competition on Spike TV. Will WWE sit back and not react or come across with a
much greatest sense of urgency and energy than the last month of Raws? [c]
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-They showed the motorcade coming to a stop. A black limo pulled up next to the
white one. Someone got out of the black limo and ducked into the white one. Taz
stammered and wondered what that was all about. Bischoff's up to no good! Or is
it Heyman after all?
-They cut to Hall and X-Pac walking through the crowd, celebrating. Taz said
they were crashing the party. He threw a toothpick at the camera as they cut to
another break. During the break, they showed Hall taking a picture of himself
and Waltman among the fans in the front row. Taz wondered what they were doing
there. There's going to be upset fans about this stacking of breaks in this
quarter hour, but it should pay off when there's way fewer breaks up against
Raw. [c]
-Dave Penzer interviewed Hulk Hogan who walked out at 8:55 p.m. Smart to get him
out there in time to address viewers before the start of Raw as they will lose a
lot of fans interested in Bret Hart's Raw return. Better to get Hogan absorbing
cheers and hopefully getting a word or two in before Raw starts. Tenay said
they've been anticipating this for months. Taz and Tenay talked up Hogan's
legendary stature. Strange music for him, more a derivative of the old NWO music
than his usual upbeat, high-energy anthems.
-Hogan stepped into the ring. They showed his daughter Brooke cheering him on.
The camera panned wide to show as many fans as they could from new angles.
Hogan, of course, milked the moment as the fans chanted "Hogan, Hogan." Tenay
said words can't do that moment or the crowd reaction justice. Taz said they are
witness to history and "it's frickin' cool." The crowd then broke into a chant
of "TNA, TNA."
"What's up TNA Maniacs?" Hogan asked at 8:59 p.m. "You know guys, TNA and the
Maniacs, we are making history tonight, right here in TNA's ring." He said there
is so much talent in the back running so hard. He added that there are also old
faces in the back getting ready to gear up. He declared that TNA is going to
become the no. 1 company in the world. A fan held up a sign that said, "Hogan
Owns Vince." Hogan said he's spent all day dealing with talent in the back and
hearing everyone's ideas. "This is the dream that I've been praying for," he
said. "To feel the power of TNA, to feel the energy out here, there are so many
new TNA faces out here and there's a lot of familiar faces out here." X-Pac
leaped over the railing. They showed security talking to them as Hogan said,
"This company will not be stopped." Hogan called for security to back off and
let those guys say what they've got to say. "Bring them in the ring," he said.
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[Q5]
(As Hogan was speaking, Justin Roberts introduced Bret "The Hitman" Hart. There
were a lot more fans to show on Raw than in the Impact Zone. This is such a
throwback to when Raw was getting its butt handed to them by Nitro led by Hogan,
and when Vince bet on Bret at first, before "Stone Cold" Steve Austin took off.
Be sure to check out James Caldwell's live report on Raw elsewhere on
PWTorch.com and the PWTorch App.)
-So into the ring walked Hall and Waltman. Waltman and Hall did the WolfPac hand
gesture to Hogan; Hogan reciprocated. Hall then said, "Hey, yo!" Hogan said,
"Guys, you know, I'm all about the party, but if you've got something to say,
say it right now." Hall said, "Say hello to the bad guy." He continued: "When me
and Pac heard Easy E was here, that Hulk Hogan was gonna be here, and Big Kevin
Nash has been here, that means one thing to us - big paychecks, big sold out
arenas, and big parties." Hogan told Hall that this is a different time and a
different place. "It doesn't work that way anymore, brother," Hogan said. The
crowd cheered and chanted, "Hogan! Hogan!"
Waltman said that's why he wrong. He said it's the same place, same people, and
"we're here to par-tay." Hall took exception and said he's the biggest name ever
and he wants to change the way things are done. Hall said things are changing at
TNA, in case he hasn't heard. Hogan interrupted and said, "It's time that we all
grow up and we do the right thing for this business, brother." Hall said he grew
up watching Hogan and he paved the way, helping him earn millions of dollars. He
said things are going to change with him or without him.
Then out walked Nash. As he entered the ring, Tazz said there's a ton of history
in that ring. Nash stepped between them. He said, "Hulk's got a role to play
tonight; let him play it." Hogan said it's not a role, but instead he went into
business with Dixie Carter and made a promise to change the business for the
better. Nash seemed skeptical. He paused as fans chanted, "TNA! TNA!" He said
he's been talking to him with Hogan for the last five or six weeks and "that's
not exactly the conversation we've been having." He asked him, "I'm just
curious. When did you turn so corporate?" Hall and X-Pac laughed. Hogan said
those guys are his brothers for life, but they need to do this for real because
it's a different time. Pac took off his jacket and then out walked another
surprise - Eric Bischoff.
Bischoff entered the ring, the next in the parade of a bizarro "This Is Your
Life" episode for thirtysomething wrestling fans. Bischoff said, "It's been a
while, hasn't it." (Five of my longest, best, most newsworthy multi-hour "Torch
Talk" interview subjects were standing in the ring at the same time!) He said:
"Hey, it's ben a while, hasn't it. Brings back memories, doesn't it. Let me look
around. In this ring right now are the guys that reinvented this business. We
took on the 800 pound gorilla and put him in a little monkey cage and we spanked
him. And in the process we changed this business forever. Hopefully we're all
just a little smarter." He said he put that band together and has a little
experience. He said he has the scar tissue to prove it. He said communication is
key, and there's been a breakdown. Pac told Bischoff, "Please explain it to us."
Bischoff said what Hogan is trying to tell them is that everybody has got to
earn their position in this company.
Nash said, "Easy E, hear you loud and clear. Talk to you later." X-Pac, Hall,
and Nash stepped out of the ring. Bischoff stood with Hogan. Hogan said, "At TNA,
everybody has to earn their spot here. I don't care about the past
relationships. I don't care who thinks they're on a roll. The game changes now.
Everybody has to earn their spot in this company." Bischoff said the team of
Hogan and Bischoff done it before and I'm damn sure we can do it in TNA again."
He said there's a lot of talent and heart in the company and they're going to
take it to the top. He said things are going to change, whether you're the
janitor, champion, or cameraman. He said everybody is going to be under a
microscope.
Hogan said change starts now. He said since they arrived they've been shuffling
the deck. They showed Dixie Carter watching and applauding from ringside.
Bischoff said, "Why don't we start right now?" He asked for the producer and the
format sheet. He called for a "format." There was enough of a pause that it
seemed improvised. He said, "This is what you thought we were going to do
tonight," as he looked into the camera. He said there is nothing wrong with it.
"You get an A for effort," and then he ripped it up. "Like the Hulkster said,
we're starting over." He handed a new sheet of paper to Christy Hemme and told
her to pass it to the director. He said they're turning things upside down
starting now.
Hogan said: "If you can't talk and you can't wrestle, pack your bags and head up
North because right now we're checking everybody out. By the way, whatcha gonna
do when TNA and all these maniacs become number one in the world just for you."
[Q6]
-As Tenay talked about everything that just happened, they panned up to the
rafters where Sting sat. There is a danger here they're getting too close to
Nitro a dozen years ago, but considering Raw is reliving 1997 also, TNA has more
solid ground to stand on. [c]
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3 -- TAYLOR WILDE & SARITA vs. AWESOME KONG & HAMADA -- TNA Knockouts Tag Team
Title match
A minute into the match they cut backstage where Jeremy Borash was picking up
chairs lying over the fallen bodies of Sabin and Shelley. He said, "We've got a
traitor here." After a dive to the floor and a pile of bodies, they cut to a
break at 3:00. [c] They showed a clip from during the break of a near fall by
Wilde on Kong, then Kong making a comeback. Hamada had Wilde on the defensive
back live in the ring. Tenay said this is a night they will never forget. He
listed all of the big names appearing on the show including Flair and Hardy. Taz
said they might see more surprises. In the end, Hamada finished Sarita with a
top rope dropkick as Sarita was suspended on Kong's shoulders. Taz said he
thinks everyone is picking up their game with Hogan and Bischoff watching.
WINNERS: Kong & Hamada in 10:00 to capture the tag team titles. It's a shame
they didn't have any time to promote the actual wrestling matches on this show
ahead of time. Two title changes already. Too bad title changes were rendered
much less important thanks to the late-'90s booking frenzy when titles and title
changes were devalued. This is more of the same, actually.
[Q7]
-They cut backstage to the strip poker game with the Beautiful People. In walked
(The Man Formerly Known As...) Val Venis, which might be one-too-many '90s
throwbacks for 90 minutes of a wrestling show. When Lacey was going to say Val's
name, he stopped her and said, "Let's not get caught up with old names; let's
get caught up in the excitement of competition." Sky complained that Mr. Towel
Man just busted in on their game. Val said if they want ratings, time to take
their game to a whole new level. He said he just stepped out of the shower, so
it appears they have the advantage. "If I lose just one hand, it's all over for
me." He asked if they have what it takes. Sky said they do, but does he? Val
said, "Ladies, you have no idea." He said it'll be an interesting night. The
women giggled. [c]
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-Foley tried to talk his way past security. They said they'd lose their jobs.
Foley said he could plow past them, but he has another plan. One of the security
guys said, "When I see the other security guys, I'll tell them I haven't seen
you." Ironically he looked right at the camera as he began to say that. After
Foley walked away, the Nasty Boys tried to get into the arena. The security guys
told them to enter through the front gate where the names are listed of who's
allowed in.
4 -- RAVEN & DR. STEVIE (w/Daffney) vs. HERNANDEZ & MATT MORGAN
As the backdrop to the announcing began (known in previous decades as a
"wrestling match"), Tenay said Ric Flair was seen walking into A.J. Styles's
locker room earlier and he hasn't left. Wait! TNA has a World Champion? And his
name is what? A.J. Styles? Good to know. Morgan finished Stevie with a Carbon
Footprint in less than a minute.
WINNER: Morgan & Hernandez in 1:00.
-Christy Hemme interviewed The Pope backstage. She said Hogan has asked him to
be in the ring tonight against Desmond Wolfe. He said he's not surprised that
Hogan, "the greatest entertainer of all time," wants to see him in the ring. He
called himself a "delicious cup of chocolate saving grace." Can the TNA writers
not treat women as sexual objects in even a single segment they appear on? It's
not that one instance is bad since everyone's in character, but it's just all
too much. Orlando Jordan interrupted and told Christy he's a big fan of hers. He
asked if they had seen Hulk Hogan. He said Hogan invited him. Pope didn't
believe him. Jordan said they go way back. Pope complained that he interrupted
his interview time. Jordan told Pope that he reminds him of him. Pope called him
a Whoopi Goldberg look-alike. He said if he called him a kid again, he'd pimp
slap him. He closed with, "The Pope has spoken." Taz said that was Orlando
Jordan. "How cool is this?" he asked.
[Q8]
5 -- DESMOND WOLFE vs. "THE POPE" D'ANGELO EINERO
Taz said Hogan inspired a lot of wrestlers to get into pro wrestling. At 2:00
the crowd chanted loudly: "This is wrestling! This is wrestling!" They hadn't
seen much of it yet, nearly two hours after the show began. Pope hit a corner
swing elbow drop. Wolfe came right back with a Tower of London attempt. Pope
escaped. They struggled for leverage, and Pope finished Wolfe with a small
package.
WINNER: Pope in 3:00.
-They cut backstage to Jeff Jarrett arriving at the Impact Zone backstage. He
rubbed his hands together. Taz wondered what he was thinking with Hogan arrived
officially in TNA. They showed Jarrett again backstage mid-break. [c]
-They showed Tenay and Taz talking at ringside about everything happening.
They're likely tracking commercial breaks for Raw and trying to fit in mentions
of Flair, Hogan, and Hardy as often as possible when Raw is at a commercial.
They went to clips of Hogan's promo earlier. Tenay and Taz reflected on the
surprises. Then they showed Jarrett again walking backstage. Tenay said they're
told he's on his way to the ring. [c]
-Borash interviewed Styles backstage. Borash said it seemed like just yesterday
in 2002 when TNA wrestling launched. He said, "This is one for the books."
Styles said he's never felt this kind of excitement. Borash plugged his title
defense against (MIA) Kurt Angle. He said he knows he's the World Champion, but
he can't hold that title with pride until he beats Angle. He said at Genesis,
the world will find out who's the best. Bischoff mock-clapped as he walked into
the ring. He said he's heard so much about him. He said it's an honor to meet
him. He said he has some good news and bad news. He said the bad news is this
whole Styles vs. Angle thing is not going to happen. He said the good news is he
is absolutely right that the world does deserve to know who the best wrestler in
the world is. He said they're going to find out tonight, since he'll be
defending against Angle in the main event. "Get ready, because, kid, you're on!"
Styles smiled. Tenay and Taz acted very excited about that news. "It's like a
late Christmas gift!" Taz said.
[Q9]
Jeff Jarrett walked out at the start of the second hour. It's brave to put
Jarrett out there in such a key segment (right up against DX vs. Big Show &
Chris Jericho on Raw). Taz wondered what's going on in his mind with all of
these colossal changes happening right in front of everyone's eyes tonight. A
chant of "Welcome back!" began. Jarrett smiled and said, "Let me just say this
from the very top. It feels great to be home in the Impact Zone." They showed
Dixie gulping and fight back tears (or so it seemed) in the background. Jarrett
said after wrestling 15 long hard years, he decided to take his savings and
found a company called TNA. A loud chant rang out: "Thank you, Jeff! Thank you,
Jeff!" He said every critic in the world said they wouldn't last six weeks or
six months. He said, "Guess what? I'm standing in the middle of the six-sided
ring on Monday night, the greatest night in company history. And I am damn proud
to be here." He said he tried to convince Hogan for years to be part of TNA, but
the timing just wasn't right. He said now the timing is right. He said he's done
some good things and not so good things, but the most rewarding thing he's done
is given dozens, "if not hundreds," of guys to get a chance. He brought up Beer
Money. He said he considers them the greatest tag team in the business today. He
listed the Motor City Machine Guns, Daniels, Samoa Joe, and A.J. Styles. What
about Morgan? Or Amazing Red? He closed with, "I want to wrap up with this.
Guys, you ain't seen nothing yet." He said with Hogan, Dixie, and himself
working side by side, anything can and will happen in TNA. (It's still a
terribly lousy name.)
Hogan talked on the big screen and said, "That's enough of the ga-ga." He said
nobody cares and he's tired of hearing "I" over and over. He said he was on the
verge of calling for security. "The truth is, brother, yes you did start this
company. But in a short amount of time, you ran this company into the ground. So
now that the truth be told, if it wasn't for Dixie Carter resurrecting TNA, if
it wasn't for Dixie Carter giving all these guys a shot, this company would be
under." The crowd chanted "bullsh--," which led to Hogan getting bleeped every
few words. Hogan said they restructured the company and he's not Dixie's
partner. He said as far as he's concerned, the young guys are going to get a
real shot now, "the real push, brother." He said as far as his past accolades,
nobody cares. He said one thing he has right is that with Hulk Hogan and Dixie
Carter, TNA is going all the way to the top. He said Jarrett has no voting
power, no stroke. He said he needs to grab his boots and get in line with the
rest of the crew and prove himself. He said he's no different than anyone else
in the locker room. "I hope you can hang with the young guys," Hogan said. I'm
not sure who's the babyface in this scenario. Hogan seemed pretty harsh.
Bischoff earlier seems like Sleazy E again when interacting with Styles. Yet it
seems they're trying to come across as motivating hard-asses doing what's best
for the company. I think...
-Backstage, Hemme interviewed Daniels. He said he had faith he'd impress Hogan.
Borash interrupted and said Foley wants to get into the arena. Hemme said he
thought he already left and told Borash to tell Foley he can't come in. Borash
looked worried, but when he opened a side door, Foley barged in. He said he had
a bone to pick with Hogan and he doesn't care who he has to go through to get to
him. [c]
-They showed Jeff Hardy painting backstage. Moore told him he has to start
selling his paintings because they're so good. It was pretty cool. Moore asked
Hardy if he's ready to meet with The Big Man. (Another two good "Torch Talk"
interview subjects from the 2000s on the screen at the same time.) Taz joked
that Hardy was painting a picture of Tenay.
[Q10]
6 -- ABYSS vs. SAMOA JOE
Tenay said they had announced Abyss vs. Rhino, but Bischoff threw out the format
sheet and instead booked the first-ever meeting between Abyss and Joe. Taz
talked about the immense respect he has for Joe. Some high-impact fast-paced
action in the opening minutes. It's strange, but pleasant, to see Abyss
wrestling without weapons or special stips. Abyss got a near fall at 4:00 after
a chokeslam. Abyss threw the ref aside at one point, so Joe seized the chance to
hit Abyss with a chair across the side of his head and shoulder as Abyss reached
out to grab him at ringside. Joe then applied his submission for the win.
WINNER: Joe in 5:00 via tapout.
-They went backstage to Bischoff telling someone that a certain segment needed
to be reworked or shortened. Krystal walked up to Bischoff and asked if he had
anything to say. Bischoff said he heard Lashley wants to chase his MMA dreams,
"but what does that have to do with me?" Krystal demanded a meeting with Hogan.
Bischoff said, "Here's my advice. Go get a number. Stand in line with everyone
else. And if and when you get that meeting with Hulk Hogan, take it from me,
that chip on your shoulder is unbecoming." She said her husband won't be happy.
Bischoff sarcastically, dismissively said, "Sorry." She said they're losing the
biggest star TNA has ever had. She walked away. Bischoff sarcastically said,
"Shaken!" Then he chuckled as she walked away.
-Bubba was kneeling over Beer Money. He said nobody knows who did this, but he
has an idea. He said trainers are on the way to check on them. [c]
-The Nasty Boys tried to get in. Brian Knobs said they're Hulk Hogan's personal
friends. Sponge walked up to security and said he's sure they're on the list.
The security guy showed them the list. Sponge said the Nasty Boys have travelled
thousands of miles with Hogan. He pulled the security guy aside and allowed the
Nasty Boys to sneak in.
-Borash interviewed Kurt Angle backstage regarding facing Styles in the main
event. Angle said since there were two other wrestlers in the match when Styles
won the title, he didn't really beat him one-on-one. He said he didn't think his
rematch would take so long. He said a lot has happened since September. He said
it's time for him to reclaim his TNA World Hvt. Title. He closed with, "It's
real. It's damn real."
-Back to Tenay and Taz at ringside. They said they have one of the biggest main
events ever thanks to Bischoff and Hogan. Taz said it's a five-star match-up.
-In the parking lot, Moore told Hardy they got what they came for. They were
holding what appeared to be contracts. Hardy said, "Maybe." Several teenage
girls ran up to Hardy screaming. He signed his painting and gave it to them. He
kissed one of them. They screamed and ran away excited. Hardy and Moore got into
their sports car as they cut to a break.
[Q11] [c]
-The Nastys busted into Team 3D's locker room. They complained about not having
their own locker room. Knobs said they're in Japan for the biggest show of the
year. A security guy walked up to them and apologized. He said he didn't realize
how close they were to Hogan. They presented them with donuts. They demanded
pizza instead and threw the donuts at the security guys. They tore up Team 3D's
locker room, then spray painted it. Just what the wrestling industry needed -
Team 3D vs. The Nasty Boys. There's a lot of history there. A lot of... uh...
girth, too.
7 -- A.J. STYLES vs. KURT ANGLE -- TNA World Hvt. Title Match
During ring intros, Taz said: "I'll tell you something right now straight up
from a pure wrestling perspective, you will not find a wrestling contest at the
level of what you are about to witness, nowhere on TV right now live as we
speak. Trust me on that my friends." Tenay called it a PPV-quality main event.
They locked up at 10:36 p.m., with lots of time to tell a story and have a
classic. Styles flip dove onto Angle at ringside at 1:00. Taz said, "I told you!
And this thing just started." A man in a black outfit and black mask attacked
Styles from behind, knocking Styles into the ref. Angle knocked him out of the
ring. Angle helped Styles to his feet and soon took control with a powerbomb
into the corner turnbuckles. Tenay told viewers not to go anywhere as they'll be
back with more action after this break. Mid-break, they showed Angle on offense
and Tenay thanking Hogan and Bischoff for putting this classic on TV tonight.
[c]
[PWTorch.com just passed our high total of unique visitors for a single day from
2009, which was on April 5 - WrestleMania 25 Sunday. There's a lot of interest
tonight, so I expect big ratings, but will Impact be part of that, or just Raw?]
Back live, the crowd chanted, "This is wrestling!" Tenay said, "You're damn
right this is wrestling." At 8:00 Angle went into a series of unreleased back
suplexes. Angle's turning more to the side on those, seemingly protecting his
neck. Styles came back with a Pele kick, but Angle ducked it and applied the
anklelock. Styles rolled him into a near fall. Styles then hit a Pele kick and
scored another near fall.
[Q12]
Tenay said the lack of preparation time hasn't affected Styles or Angle. Styles
hit a springboard flying forearm. Taz called him the best pure wrestling
champion in the world today. Angle got up and threw Styles off the top rope for
a near fall. Angle hit a frog splash for another two count a minute later at
12:00. Styles gave Angle a DDT as a countermove. That led to another two count.
Taz said Angle had a dazed look in his eyes. "Who Needs Bret!" chanted the
crowd. Wow. Was that prompted? No comment from Tenay or Taz. Angle went for an
anklelock. Styles escaped. Angle hit another suplex for another two count. More
near falls, one after another. Taz called it "an historic night." Angle applied
a legbar. Ric Flair then walked out. Tenay said he wanted to watch the match in
person. Taz said Flair spent along time in Styles's locker room earlier. Tenay
said that they're staying with the World Title match until it's conclusion. He
said, "No matter how long it takes, we're staying with it until we have a
winner." Then they cut to a break. Kind of ironic to promise they'd stay with
the match until it's over only to cut away immediately. But what they're saying
is we might still be here after Raw ends, so check back in if you flip channels
in the mean time. [c]
More fast-paced action after the break. Styles hit the Styles Clash, but he was
slow to make the cover. They showed Flair again on the stage. Styles moved to
the ring apron and hit a springboard flip splash for the three count. They
showed Carter giving the match a standing ovation.
WINNER: Styles in 22:00.
STAR RATING: ****
-As it sounded like Tenay was signing off, Hogan's music played. He walked out
onto the stage. He declared Styles and Angle "the two greatest wrestlers in this
business today." Angle hugged Styles, congratulating him on his win. Hogan said
they have nothing but respect for him. He told Styles that he just raised the
TNA bar to "a whole 'nother level." He said this situation will go on and on and
on. He said they've made history tonight. "This is the beginning of the greatest
rise in the history of professional wrestling." Someone walked up to Hogan and
whispered something at him. He ran to the back. Foley barged into the locker
room with Val Venis and the Beautiful People. They were stripped down to their
lingerie. Foley asked Val where Hogan was. Val said he was interrupting
"something pretty damn special here." Val said he's not intimidated by him.
Foley fumed, "Where is Hogan!" Val pointed out the door and said he's down the
hall and to the left. Foley walked down the hall and to the left. He walked into
Hogan's office. Bischoff spun around in a desk chair. Bischoff called it his
former chair in his former office. Bischoff said his executive shareholder
certificate isn't worth the paper it was printed on. Bischoff said he has no
power, no control. He said his only choice is to put on his boots and earn his
spot. Foley said he could handle working for Dixie Carter and even perhaps
Hogan, but not Bischoff. He said he vowed to never do that again. Foley vowed to
rip his teeth out of his throat. Bischoff told him to rethink that strategy.
Nash, Hall, and X-Pac jumped Foley. Hogan barged into the room and looked
around. The camera zoomed in really close as Hogan assessed the situation.