IMPACT
August 17, 2006
Universal Studios, Orlando, Florida
thanks to: pwtorch.com
For what it's worth, we start the
show at seven minutes past the top of the hour with a UFC over-run. This will
help the overall Impact rating with a guaranteed strong first quarter hour.
- We start with LAX and the tag champs, Styles and Daniels brawling ringside.
That's a heck of an intro with Homicide throwing Daniels head-first into the
announce table. Daniels was open up from the forehead. Konnan took the mic and
told Daniels he would taste his own blood. Meanwhile, Hernandez tossed Styles
onto the ring entrance with a press slam. Homicide continued to open up
Daniels's forehead in the ring. They interrupted Jeff Jarrett's victory party in
the ring. Homicide ripped open Daniels's button down shirt and attacked him some
more. "The era of violence continues from the LAX," Tenay said. Daniels and
Styles fought back in the ring. Daniels screamed into the hard camera then
tackled Homicide. However, Homicide fought back by choking him across the
throat. Konnan dropped Styles with a champagne bucket of ice right over the
forehead. Konnan and Hernandez took turns beating down Styles. The fans chanted,
"TNA." Styles was wide open with blood covering his shirt. Finally, Rhino hit
the ring and went after LAX. Monty Brown ran down in street clothes and brawled
with Rhino. The bell sounded as Brother Runt hit the ring to attack Brown. Abyss
ran down with Mitchell and went after Runt. Samoa Joe ran down and walked right
past Hernandez. A possible match-up down the road? Jeff Jarrett ran down, upset
that his celebration was interrupted. Joe and Rhino brawled up the entrance ramp
to the stage. The lights came off then came on. Sting's music played and he hit
the ring with a baseball bat. He cleared the heels except for Jarrett, who went
up the entrance ramp to get away from Sting. The fans cheered for Sting. Daniels
was still motionless in the corner, still selling the LAX beat down. Sting took
the mic. He addressed Jarrett. He said Jarrett didn't beat at the PPV, Christian
Cage did. Sting said he wanted a re-match with Jarrett at Bound for Glory. He
said he would do anything - "I said anything," he said - for a re-match. He
wanted Jarrett's answer tonight. Tenay and West discussed Christian Cage's
upcoming promo to explain his actions at Hard Justice. They said Joe-Killings
was on the show, as well. The best three minutes of TNA Impact to start the show
with the hottest act in the company delivering another bloody beating. Sting
clearing out everyone goes against what he said at the beginning of the year
when he said he didn't want to be "Sting the superstar" taking precedence over
everyone else on the roster. TNA had to set up the next chapter of
Sting-Jarrett, which is questionable in its own right, but Sting taking the
glory at the end of the segment was very telling. The fans cheering for Sting to
keep the segment going made the ending more bearable, but it's still Sting being
booked to take the spotlight.
[Commercial Break]
- The voice over man discussed the fire at the PPV. He said Eric Young was able
to defeat Johnny Devine despite heavy smoke in the ring. He said the crowd
returned to witnesses one of the greatest TNA PPVs of all time. No shortage on
hyperbole.
- Jeremy Borash was outside Jeff Jarrett's locker room looking for an answer
from Jarrett. Eric Young walked out. He said Jarrett told him to get the hell
out. "You don't think he meant TNA, do you?" Young asked Borash.
1 -- ALEX SHELLEY & JOHNNY DEVINE & PETEY WILLIAMS vs. JAY LETHAL & CHRIS SABIN
& SONJAY DUTT
Lethal hit a combination of kicks on Devine early on. Petey and Shelley had
trouble communicating, which led to the heels being sent to the outside. Lethal
and Sabin hit crossfire suicide dives onto the heels on the outside then Dutt
hit a flip dive onto Shelley. Earl Hebner, raggedy clothes and all, ran into the
ring and choked referee Slick Johnson with his belt. Security guards hit the
ring, but Hebner whipped them his belt and they fell down. Hebner ran across the
ring before a break. Yes, a referee was able to beat down two security guards
and escape their clutches while 99.9 percent of wrestlers are always held down
by the same security guard combination to prevent a brawl from escalating.
That's one omnipotent referee.
[Commercial Break]
Andrew Thomas is your new referee after Slick was attacked by Hebner. The heels
worked on Lethal while the referee held back Sabin and Dutt from helping their
partner. Petey went for a bulldog off the ropes, but Lethal countered into a
back breaker. He tagged out to Dutt. Shelley came in and the spots ensued. Dutt
hit a spinebuster for a two count when Petey broke up the pin. Six-person action
broke down. Sabin and Lethal rowed the boat on the heels in the middle of the
ring. Haven't seen that since PWG last year. The babyfaces hit simultaneous side
kicks on the heels. Sabin hit a charging kick to Devine's face in the corner. He
followed with a top rope guillotine leg drop on Devine for the win.
WINNERS: Sabin, Dutt, and Lethal in 9:00. An entertaining spotfest with good
TV-quality moves to keep the action going, but no personalities were developed.
- They went to post-Hard Justice footage after recapping Jarrett-Sting.
Backstage after the match, Rhino asked Christian backstage,
"What...the...hell...was...that?" Christian quickly said he didn't have time to
explain, but he said he did it for Rhino and everyone else on the roster.
- Mike Tenay sternly introduced a Christian sit-down interview. Christian said
the truth is that he never had a master plan. He said he tried to help Sting
over and over during the NWA Title match, but Sting just didn't show the desire
to get the job done. They showed footage of Christian's repeated outside
interference to help Sting. He said he decided it wasn't worth helping someone
who wouldn't get the job done so he made a "gametime decision" to lay out Sting
and stop Sting from taking the belt since he didn't have the same passion.
Christian went into full heel mode when he said he put the promotion on the map
as the company's big free agent acquisition. He said he got TNA the Thursday
night timeslot. Christian said Sting gets the glory, which is far from the
truth. He said Sting told him he loves him like a brother. "That's a crock of
(bleep)," Christian said. He said he didn't screw Sting; Sting screwed him.
Christian asked how many former champions never get a re-match after never being
pinned to lose the belt. He said he did it for Rhino and for the roster; that he
would regain the belt. Heck of a promo from a full-fledged heel Christian.
Really put a lot of sense into the main event at the PPV.
[Commercial Break]
- They went backstage where Daniels and Styles were still covered in blood.
Daniels said he hates the taste of his blood. He said they beat LAX at the PPV
and if they wanted a re-match, all they had to do was ask. With blood covering
his eyes, Daniels cursed LAX then said they would even put the belts on the line
just to get LAX back in the ring. They went to Konnan ringside, who accepted
Daniels's challenge. He said he wanted a Border Brawl to do the match their
style. Konnan said Styles and Daniels only have one good brawl in them, and that
was at Hard Justice. He said LAX has more than one good brawl in them and they
would win because they have more pantalones than the champs. Heck of a promo
exchange. This feud is red hot.
- They aired a Bobby Roode free agent promo. Simon Diamond, James Mitchell, and
Shane Douglas talked about what they could do for Roode's career. Diamond said
he could make money with Roode. He told Roode to bring him the skills he has and
he would lead him to the paydays. Bam, that's it right there. Roode said the
offers weren't good enough this week and he would consider more offers next
week.
2 -- CHASE STEVENS (w/Andy Douglas) vs. KAZARIAN (w/Maverick Matt) vs. B.G.
JAMES (w/Kip James) vs. CHRIS HARRIS (w/Gail Kim and James Storm) -- #1
Contender match to NWA Tag Titles
Before the match, Tenay said Jim Cornette's office has booked the NWA Tag Title
match for next week's main event. Kazarian hit a slingshot DDT on Chase early
on. B.G. broke up the follow-up pin attempt. B.G. did his dance in center ring
then knocked down Harris. Storm tried to intervene with his beer bottle, but
Harris snapped on Storm for almost hitting him with the bottle. Harris became
preoccupied ringside, which allowed Stevens to grab the AMW handcuffs and clock
Harris from behind with the gimmick. Stevens covered Harris for the win. In the
ring, Gail Kim consoled Harris. James Storm shoved the referee then argued with
Harris. Meanwhile, Shane Douglas congratulated Stevens on finding a way to win.
They celebrated the #1 Contender victory. Storm gave Harris the double middle
finger in center ring while Gail tried to stand in between them to talk sense
into both men. Harris just gave a blank expression of disappointment. Storm
walked out of the ring and shot the bird one more time while walking up the
entrance ramp. Gail walked out behind Storm then screamed at both men while
standing in the middle. Harris continued to stare in Storm's direction from the
ring with a blank expression.
WINNER: Stevens in 3:00 to earn #1 Contender. Too short to amount to much in the
ring, but they told a good story post-match. It appears Harris is going to be
portrayed as the babyface in this AMW break-up. It felt like a big moment
because AMW has been the top team in TNA during the Impact era, going all the
way back to Week 1 of Impact on FSN in June 2004 when they won the NWA Tag
Titles.
[Commercial Break]
- They aired a DVD preview for Lockdown. They showed Sabu throughout the video
- Ron Killings and Samoa Joe exchanged promos in a pre-tape. Joe said TNA has
put Killings up against the toughest men in TNA, but not him. Killings said he's
not one to mess with and he would bring it to Joe. "I'm gonna show your ass
what's up," Killings said.
3 -- SAMOA JOE vs. RON KILLINGS
Tenay talked up Joe and his winning streak as he walked into the ring. Joe
piefaced Killings to start the match. Killings came back with a straight right
hand then he tackled Joe in center ring. Killings shoved the referee aside to
land more right hands. Joe came back with a sick enziguiri kick to the head.
"Joe, Joe, Joe" the fans chanted. Joe slipped to the outside when Killings hit
him in the head with a boot. Killings hit a somersault flip dive onto Joe. Joe
held his head as they cut to a break.
[Commercial Break]
Joe landed a hard chop to the chest out of the break. Joe took Killings back
into the ring, but Killings caught him in the corner for ten punches. Killings
went for a corner splash, but Joe caught him with an E. Honda front slam. The
fans chanted, "Joe's gonna kill you." He hit the front and back combo followed
by a charging knee drop off the ropes. Joe was bleeding from the lip as he
stalked Killings. He hit a combo punch and face slap then washed Killings's
face. Joe followed in with a charging boot to the face. Joe applied a mat hold,
driving a knee to the small of the back. Killings rallied to his feet then hit a
twisting forearm smash off the ropes. He made the full comeback with successive
comebacks. Joe cut Killings off with a snap slam off the ropes. After scoring a
nearfall, Joe applied a cross armbreaker, but Killings reached the ropes to
break the hold. Killings ducked a clothesline and hit a front suplex, which
looked like a big deal with Killings lifting Joe in the air. He sold exhaustion
after hitting the move then he draped an arm over Joe's chest for a nearfall.
Killings went up top, but Joe caught him with a kick to the face. Joe grappled
Killings up top and hit the Muscle Buster for the pin and the win.
WINNER: Samoa Joe in 11:00. A solid, competitive match. Joe might have given too
much to someone who TNA hasn't pushed on TV for nearly two months, but Killings
has enough historical credibility, a healthy connection with the audience, and
good physical size to where he's a credible opponent independent of how he's
booked. Good in-ring conclusion, giving Joe a full quarter hour of TV time to be
the featured wrestler on the show.
- Borash was backstage with Jarrett. He asked if Jarrett was accepting Sting's
challenge. Jarrett said there's nothing in it for him to accept the challenge.
He said Sting's offer has nothing for him because it's not a win-win situation.
He counter-offered with NWA Title vs. Sting's career at Bound for Glory. Jarrett
said he wanted a fully executed contract by next week with the deal in writing
that Sting's contract would be terminated if he were to lose at Bound for Glory.
He said he wanted all of Sting's merchandise burned, never to be sold again.
- They did a music video recap of the high points of the show. The other voice
over man promoted the NWA Tag Title match for next week. He posed the question
of whether Styles and Daniels put too much on the line for revenge on LAX. Two
nice hooks for next week to close a very strong show.