IMPACT

February 25, 2006
Universal Studios, Orlando, Florida

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MATCH: "The Alpha Male" MONTY BROWN vs. "High Profile" DYLAN NIGHT
- Monty overpowers Night with slams and suplexes.
- Pounce. Pin. Pose. It's over in 54 seconds.
- After the match (if you can call it that), Monty cuts a promo on Christian Cage.
- He says he looked for Cage in the wrong locker room... the men's locker room.
- Monty says Cage is "a guy around to build a company" while he's "a guy tobuild a company around".
- Cage's music hits and he comes out to the ring.
- He asks Monty the capital of Thailand.
- Monty asks for the answer. Cage says "Bangkok" and punches him in the groin!
- Brawl breaks out and is broken up by officials to close out the segment.
- I don't get it. Isn't it Thailand City?

PROMO: AMERICA'S MOST WANTED
- Chris Harris puts over his Destination X partners, Jeff Jarrett & Abyss.
- He says Rhyno & Ron Killings will get a preview tonight.
- James Storm delivers the TNA classic catchphrase, "Sorry about your damn luck."
- Jeff Jarrett & Alex Shelley enter with footage from Los Angeles of Sting.
- Jarrett orders Gail Kim to find Jackie Gayda and bring her to the viewing party.
 

MATCH: RODERICK STRONG vs. "The Phenomenal" A.J. STYLES
- Christopher Daniekls is on commentary, hyping Ultimate X 11.
- The crowd cheers for both throughout.
- A.J. hits the rebound dropkick.
- Strong takes control with an eye rake.
- As A.J. flips into the ring, Strong drops him with a backbreaker.
- Death By Roderick gets a two count.
- Styles takes over with a spinning kick.
- Styles escapes the half-nelson backbreaker with an armdrag.
- Styles Clash gets A.J. 3 at 3:19.
 

BACKSTAGE SEGMENT: Gail Kim & Jackie Gayda
- Gail gives Jackie a bag and orders her to change into the outfit inside.
- Jackie doesn't seem pleased.

MATCH: TEAM CANADA with Scott D'Amore vs. THE JAMES GANG
- A1 attacks B.G. during his opening talking thing.
- Kip hits Bobby Roode with a dropkick.
- A1 saves Roode from the rocker dropper.
- Roode spears Kip's knee and works it over.
- Kip hits a stunner on Roode, proving WWE finishers make good TNA transition moves.
- Hot tag to B.G. who cleans house.
- L.A.X. rushes out and Konnan clocks B.G. with the slapjack.
- Roode gets the pin after the Northern Lariat and 2:06 pass by.
- L.A.X. continues the beat-down... until Bob Armstrong makes the save!
- Homicide & Machete attack but get dropped with a single Bullet punch each.
- Konnan bails out, avoiding physical contact for the 11th week in a row.
- He doesn't have OCD, does he?
 

VIDEO: GLOBAL IMPACT
- Video houghlights of the TNA stars at a 1PW in Dorcaster, England.

VIDEO: Ultimate X
- Several former UX participant hype the danger involved.
 

NON-TITLE MATCH: SHARK BOY vs. TNA X-Division Champion SAMOA JOE
- It's all Sharky... for about 20 seconds.
- The split chant continues, quickly working it's way towards "What?" level of overexposure.
- Joe kicks Sharky in the face then proceeds to "Joestroy" him.
- Joe misses a knee strike in the corner.
- Sharky hits nine punches and bites Joe's face.
- Sharky goes for the DSD but Joe kicks him and muscle busters him.
- Shark Boy taps ro the Kokina Clutch at 2:05.
 

BACKSTAGE SEGMENT: Gail Kim & Jackie Gayda 2: Electric Boogaloo
- Gail taunts Jackie as she is changing behind a screen.
- Cut to commercial just before they started lezzing out.
- You know it happened, people. Leave two girls alone long enough and...

VIDEO: RON "The Truth" KILLINGS
- Killings recounts his rise through TNA, including becoming the NWA's first African-American champ.

NWA WORLD TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: RHINO & RON "The Truth" KILLINGS vs. champions AMERICA'S MOST WANTED
- Gail Kim is M.I.A. I think we all know why. ;)
- Killings puts on James Storm's cowboy hat and dropkicks him.
- Killings gets two after a Davey Boy-like powerslam.
- Chris Harris makes the save but Rhino throws him out for a brief brawl.
- Harris saves Storm from another pin.
- Harris and Rhino brawl up the aisle where Rhino sets up the Gore.
- Killings and Storm hit double cross body blocks. Both are down.
- Abyss comes out and grabs Rhino... then Black Hole Slams him through a wall!
- Harris returns to the ring and attacks Killings, forcing Ron to fight off two opponents.
- Storm hits a superkick.
- Death Sentence gets the champs three at 4:36.
 

BACKSTAGE SEGMENT: THE VIEWING PARTY
- Jarrett, Shelley, D'Amore, Gail & Eric Young gather for the viewing of Sting's tape.
- Gail calls Jackie out, who is wearing a slutty maid outfit.
- Jarrett drops her tape and has her bend down and pick it up.
- She covers her ass with a mop... and faces away from the camera, kind of making the thing pointless anyway.
- Who cares? Objectifying women is fun.
- Shelley's tape shows Sting doing everyday tasks while Alex gives humorous commentary.
- After the video, Eric Young says he's still not convinced Sting quit.
- Young says he no longer wants to use the "Showtime" moniker since it's part of Sting's catchphrase.
- Jarrett orders Shelley to get footage of Sting saying "I quit" for next week to prove it to Eric.
- Show ends with Young repeating "Sting's coming back".