April 16, 2006
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Trevor Murdoch vs Snitsky
I'm not looking forward to this one. Piped in cheers for Snitsky who is now a face for no apparent reason. We don't get an explanation either. Side headlock by Murdoch, off the ropes a shoulder tackle attempt puts Murdoch on his ass. Snitsky smiles and briefly extends his hand. A small let's go Snitsky chant is heard. Well they're not going to chant for Murdoch are they so I'll give them a break. Snitsky backs Murdoch to the corner and raises him to the second rope, Murdoch gets a clean break then punches Snitsky who punches back sending Murdoch outside. Snitsky laughs as Murdoch throws a fit and turns his back prompting Murdoch back in but Snitsky catches him in a bearhug. Murdoch elbows out and a knee to the back sends Snitsky to the corner. Murdoch with punches and kicks rams Snitsky's head into the second turnbuckle before delivering an elbow to the chin. Snitsky throws Murdoch off of a cover at two. Murdoch clubs the chest calls Snitsky a piece of crap, Snitsky backelbows but Murdoch comes back with a bulldog for a nearfall. Murdoch goes to boot but Snitsky catches it gets back up and hits an atomic drop after struggling to get the flabby Murdoch up. Murdoch rebounds off the ropes into a Snitsky clothesline. Snitsky slams then backbodydrops Murdoch off the ropes. Snitsky plays to the crowd to try and wake them up. Murdoch telegraphs a big boot off the ropes and ducks out onto the apron. Snitsky advances, Murdoch rakes the eyes and drops Snitsky's back down across the top rope. Murdoch gets in and covers Snitsky with his feet on the ropes for the 1-2-3. Here is Your Winner: TREVOR MURDOCH. Bad, bad match. Sloppy offense with both men blowing up after about a minute. Murdoch especially could do with better conditioning.

Eugene vs Matt Longtime
Eugene struggles to get his coat off to begin. Eugene waves to the crowd then hugs the referee. Eugene extends his hand to Longtime who puts his hand out then pulls it back and through his hair. Slick! Eugene calls for a test of strength but keeps switching arms. Longtime falls for it as Eugene poses and wiggles his ass. Longtime wants a serious test of strength, Eugene obliges and wins quite effortlessly while waving to the crowd. Eugene with an armwringer which drops Longtime to the mat. Eugene hooks a bodyscissors before driving Longtime's ass into the mat twice. Eugene wheels Longtime around the mat, gets a nearfall then crawls under a charging Longtime going into a ball. Longtime misses an elbow, Eugene pushes Longtime to the mat with his foot then rides him round the ring like a horse. Eugene wiggles his ass again, Eugene avoids a charge, bites Longtime's ass then cups his hand to his ear like Hulk Hogan. Longtime tells Eugene his shoe is undone, Eugene takes the bait allowing Longtime to boot Eugene in the head. Longtime winds up the arm, sends Eugene into the corner and drops him with a single arm DDT. Longtime with a nearfall drives his knee into Eugene's arm/shoulder. Longtime with an armbar cuts off a Eugene comeback with a knee and tries to ram his head into the corner. Eugene Eugene's up delivers a series of punches before catching Longtime in a long airplane spin. Eugene hits a boot to the gut and a Stone Cold Stunner for the 1-2-3. Here is Your Winner: EUGENE. Comedy match.

Viscera vs Adrian Lynch
Lynch talks trash to begin, Viscera keeps him at bay by pressing his hand on his face. Viscera no-sells Lynch's armwringer or punch attempts. Lynch gets reeled in to a short arm clothesline. Lynch with a boot and side headlock, Viscera lifts him onto the second rope slaps his ass a few times before backing up for some gyration. Lynch dives off but Viscera catches him with a spinebuster. Lynch to the corner, Viscera with some slaps to the chest and an Irish whip. Viscera hangs Lynch in a tree of woe and backs his ass up after another slap to the chest. Viscera pumps it up before splashing Lynch in the corner. Lynch collapses to the mat, Viscera gets him up, Lynch rakes the face, punches but charges into a swinging side slam. Viscera turns Lynch over gyrates, splashes, performs Visagra (much to the delight of Todd Grisham) then picks up the win after a Viscera Drop (splash) off the ropes. 1-2-3. Here is Your Winner: VISCERA.

Lance Cade vs Goldust
Cade has ditched the tights for trunks. Goldust is still over slightly. Cade with some stalling to start. Both jostle in the corner. We get a clean break until Goldust plays some mind games with Cade who ends up booting Goldust. Cade with a side headlock and shoulder tackle. Cade stomps the back, Goldust reverses off the ropes hitting Cade with a butt shot. Goldust with a punch, Irish whip, backbodydrop. Goldust mocks then slaps Cade's ass before clotheslining Cade over the top rope. Goldust slides outside, Cade drives him into the guradrail. Back inside Cade punches away on Goldust then gets in the referee's face. Cade with stomps and a boot choke in the corner cuts off a Goldust fight back attempt with a knee and a backelbow off the ropes for a nearfall. Cade applies a vice then a rear naked choke to Goldust who backelbows out and counters a hiptoss coming off the ropes with a backslide for two. Goldust with punches, Cade reverses off the ropes, Goldust ducks but both men come back with clotheslines and both men are now down. Both men are up by a seven count, Goldust with punches, Cade reverses off the ropes, Goldust hits a drop down shot to the throat followed by an inverted atomic drop and two clotheslines. Cade to the corner, Goldust hits him with a mounted ten punch assault as Trevor Murdoch makes his way out and onto the apron with Cade's cowboy hat in hand. Goldust doesn't see Murdoch as he sets Cade up for Shattered Dreams. Goldust finally turns to see Murdoch allowing Cade to roll-up Goldust, hook the tights and score the victory 1-2-3. Here is Your Winner: LANCE CADE. Post match Cade smiles at Murdoch who smiles back on his way up the ramp as Goldust is left reeling in the ring. Here comes Brokeback Mountain Part 2 LOL as it looks like Cade and Murdoch are back as a team. It also looks like Cade & Murdoch vs Snitsky & Goldust will be a lock for a future Heat Main Event. Not next week though as it's WWE Supershow time once again tomorrow night.