April 2, 2006
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Welcome back people. Let's see what Heat has to offer this week. We begin with the model of excellence in action.

Rob Conway vs Chavo Guerrero
Chavo is 2-0 against Conway on Heat. Chavo's on quite a roll lately. He still can't get on Raw though. Chavo gets the Eddie chants going to begin. Chavo reverses a Conway arm attack and counters into a side headlock takedown for a one count. Conway gets up and backs Chavo to the ropes where we get a clean break. Conway applies a hammerlock, Chavo manages a reversal, Conway elbows free and throws Chavo facefirst into the corner. Conway charges hitting a boot to the face which sends Chavo onto the apron. Conway goes outside pulls Chavo's head under the ropes and punches. Back inside Conway pulls Chavo away from the ropes and drops an elbow for a nearfall. Conway presses on Chavo's neck, Chavo gets up but Conway sends him back down with a series of blows. Conway with a short arm clothesline for a nearfall. Conway traps Chavo's head in a legscissors. Conway uses the ropes for extra leverage which the referee spots forcing Conway to break the hold. Conway readies Chavo for a suplex but Chavo surprises with a small package for a nearfall. Conway boots the gut, sends Chavo off the ropes, Chavo goes for a sunset flip but Conway rolls back then boots Chavo in the head. Cover 1-2-no. Conway twists Chavo around and applies a reverse neckbreaker type vice. Chavo twists back round elbows out but charges into a boot to the gut. Conway off the ropes runs into a Chavo clothesline. Chavo boots the gut then lands uppercuts and punches. Conway reverses off the ropes, Chavo comes back with a tilt-a-whirl headscissors then a clothesline and backelbow. 1-2-kickout. Conway recovers in the corner, Chavo charges into an elbow, Chavo ducks a clothesline and springs off the second rope with a cross body for a nearfall. Chavo with some uppercuts sends Conway off the ropes but puts his head down allowing Conway to boot. Both men are in a slump. Conway recovers first, Conway goes for a neckbreaker, Chavo sends off the ropes and goes for a hurricanrana but Conway counters into a sitdown powerbomb. 1-2-no. Conway sets up for the Ego Trip but Chavo reels Conway in and quickly counters by planting Conway with a DDT. Chavo heads up top and connects with a frog splash for the 1-2-3. Good opener which was given some time. Here is Your Winner: CHAVO GUERRERO.

Lance Cade vs Ace Steele
Cade is in front of his hometown crowd but is announced from Nashville, Tennessee for some reason. Oddly Coach even remarks we're in Cade's hometown. Ace Steele is back again. On a sidenote I'm predicting Cade and Trevor Murdoch are going to help dethrone Kane and Big Show of their Tag Titles tonight at WrestleMania based on what happened last Monday on Raw. Back to the match. Lockup, Cade backs Steele to the corner offers a clean break then slaps him in the face. Cade with a side headlock into a hammerlock, Steele reverses with the same moves in reverse order. Cade sends Steele off the ropes into an elbow but misses two elbowdrops as Steele rolls outside and turns his back to Cade. Cade reaches for the hair, Steele punches him away gets on the apron and drives his head into Cade's gut. Steele vaults back in going for a sunset flip, Cade struggles to keep his balance while reaching for the ropes but eventually Cade gets his balance and drops a punch down onto Steele. Cade drives Steele into the corner and unloads with forearms, clubs and boots before choking with his boot. Cade stops to take in the fans boos before urging Steele to get up. Cade gets Steele up and knees the gut. Cade winds up the arm, Steele with a series of punches and a boot, ducks a clothesline and comes off the ropes hitting Cade with a spinning backelbow. Cade reverses Steele off the ropes, Cade puts his head down, Steele boots the head, Cade goes to the corner, Steele charges and hits a dropkick. Cade quickly recovers to level Steele with a clothesline. Cade drags Steele to the centre of the ring climbs up to the top rope and hits an elbowdrop for the 1-2-3. Here is Your Winner: LANCE CADE.

Snitsky vs Goldust
Snitsky comes out first followed by Goldust but Snitsky doesn't wait for the bell instead attacking Goldust from behind with a series of punches and boots. Snitsky clotheslines Goldust off the ropes who rolls outside. Snitsky follows and drives Goldust into the guardrail. Snitsky puts Goldust back inside where he gets a nearfall. Goldust tries punching back, Snitsky cuts him off with a knee. Snitsky delivers a slam and an elbowdrop off the ropes. Snitsky with a sidewalk slam for another nearfall. Snitsky plants Goldust's head into two turnbuckles before sending him off the ropes into an elbow. (Goldust botches it slightly by half taking the move and half ducking it). Goldust fights back with a series of punches. Snitsky reverses off the ropes and Goldust hits a horrible clothesline. A comedy of errors here as both men are down. The referee lays the count on, Goldust gets up first at a count of seven and delivers more punches. Snitsky rakes the face, delivers a suplex for a nearfall then ties up Goldust's arm behind his head on the mat. Goldust gets up punches free, runs the ropes and counters a Snitsky hiptoss with a backslide for a two count. Snitsky clotheslines Goldust then sends off the ropes, Goldust hits a drop down shot to the throat. Goldust sets up for the Curtain Call but Snitsky counters by pushing Goldust into the ropes and booting the gut. Snitsky lifts Goldust for a powerslam but Goldust counters by dropping down and hitting an inverted DDT. Goldust covers. 1-2-3. Mercifully this horrible main event is over. Both men were bad here and are way past their shelf life. Here is Your Winner: GOLDUST.

Grisham plugs WrestleMania before signing off and thanking us for watching to end the show.

Quick WrestleMania predictions: TRIPLE H, RANDY ORTON, CHRIS BENOIT, UNDERTAKER, ROB VAN DAM, BOOGEYMAN, MICKIE JAMES, CANDICE MICHELLE, EDGE, CARLITO & CHRIS MASTERS, SHAWN MICHAELS.