March 19, 2006
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Welcome back people. Let's get on with the show. Heat begins this week with........

Lance Cade vs Eugene
Eugene receives a nice pop and hugs a special needs kid sitting at ringside. Eugene waves to the crowd then hugs the referee. Eugene calls for a test of strength but keeps switching arms as Cade obliges and falls for Eugene's games before Eugene does his little shuffle. Cade locksup with Eugene, Cade applies a side headlock, Eugene sends off the ropes, Cade steps over and both run the ropes while crossing over one another until Eugene tells Cade to stop and points to the sky. Cade looks and Eugene hits a shot to the face then shuffles again. Eugene crawls under a lunge and bites Cade's ass. Eugene rolls outside and puts on Cade's jacket and cowboy hat and walks outside and back in as Cade laughs. Cade applauds then raises Eugene's arm and asks the crowd to give Eugene a round of applause. After asking the third side of the crowd Cade levels Eugene with a clothesline. Cade gets a ton of heat as he takes the jacket off Eugene and whips him with it. After some mounted mat punches the crowd break into a big loud Eugene chant. Cade sends Eugene off the ropes who telegraphs a backbodydrop attempt with a boot to the head. Eugene boots the gut and goes for a Stunner but Cade sends Eugene to the corner before coming off the ropes and nailing a bulldog 1-2-no. Cade picks up Eugene and hits a belly-to-belly suplex for another nearfall. Cade drives Eugene to the corner backfirst where Cade unleashes a series of punches, boots and hand/boot chokes as the Eugene chant starts up again. Cade slaps Eugene as he brings him to his feet and goes for a neckbreaker but Eugene counters into a backslide for the victory. 1-2-3. Here is Your Winner: EUGENE. Eugene quickly gets out of dodge to leave a furious Cade in the ring. Cade really had good heat in this and played to the crowd a lot who got hot for Eugene as a result. Another impressive outing for Cade who continues to impress me.

Grisham has a WrestleMania Revenge Tour update for us for Birmingham on April 20th at the NEC Arena. Big Show & Kane face Carlito & Chris Masters and the Masterpiece is Grisham's guest. Grisham tells Masters of his challenge with two of the biggest superstars in the history of the WWE. Masters agrees and says combined Kane and Show must be about a zillion pounds but as long as that sideshow bob looking freak Carlito doesn't try to screw Chris Masters and he carries his weight Carlito and Chris Masters are coming out victorious. If Big Show and Kane don't believe the Masterpiece then he's got one word for them. Masterlock. Grisham signs off plugging WWE.Com for details.

Matt Striker vs Chris Valenzuela
Striker's opponent is announced Chris Valen which Grisham corrects later in the match. Striker cuts a promo on his way to the ring again. Striker says once again class is in session and once again we need him to teach the lessons that need to be taught. Everything Striker does is educational. For instance Striker asks which historical figure has inspired his wrestling apparel that he dons this evening? (Striker has roses on his trunks) Anyone anyone, no-one? Why it's the great French philosopher Voltaire and if we don't know who he is feel free to look him up. Striker turns to face his opponent and calls him young man and says his name is Christopher correct? Chris nods. Striker says Christopher tonight will learn a very valuable physical lesson from him, Matt Striker, his teacher. Striker concludes by asking someone to chime the metallic device (ringbell) and we're underway. Striker punches Valenzuela down into the corner and facewashes him a couple of times before connecting with a running facewash as Grisham says last week Striker broke the nose of his opponent (who turned out to be the Freakin' Deacon. I didn't know that). Valenzuela recovers in the ropes so Striker kicks the rope before landing a back suplex for a nearfall. Striker ties up Valenzuela's arm on the mat and rubs his elbow into his face. Valenzuela gets up, punches free and sends Striker off the ropes into a clothesline. Valenzuela hits a second clothesline and an awful dropkick off the ropes for a nearfall before firing up. Valenzuela comes off the ropes and leaps onto Striker who counters into a faceplant and finishes him off with a Rocker Dropper/Overdrive maneuver. Here is Your Winner: MATT STRIKER. Post match Striker double stomps Valenzuela on his way out of the ring.

Rob Conway vs Viscera
Big Vis is back in the Heat house. Let's see if the model of excellence can break his long losing streak. Heat is currently the Viscera show and he's 2-1 against Conway I think at the moment. Conway halts proceedings at the start to pass his shades to the referee but he quickly takes advantage of the pause to pound on Viscera who catches a cross body attempt off the ropes and slams Conway. Conway rolls outside, Viscera follows and slaps Conway's chest after propping him up on the guardrail. Conway goes to the ringpost, Viscera charges, Conway moves, Viscera hits the ringpost. Viscera gets in as Conway drops an elbow onto the shoulder from the second rope. Conway follows up with a series of elbows while keeping his arm flexed before dropping the last one for a nearfall. Conway keeps Viscera grounded with stomps then plays to the booing crowd. Conway gets Viscera up who shoves Conway away. Conway ducks a clothesline and takes Viscera down with a flying forearm off the ropes for another nearfall. Conway with some mat punches walks over Viscera and goes to the second rope. Conway leaps off but Viscera catches Conway with a samoan drop. Conway recovers in the corner, Viscera pumps up and lands a splash. Conway collapses, Viscera turns him over plays to the crowd (they know what's coming) gyrates splashes the back, pulls Conway's trunks up and performs Visagra. Grisham loves this move. Conway staggers up and into the Sex Drive for the 1-2-3. Short match and Conway's losing streak continues. What a bummer eh Rob? Here is Your Winner: VISCERA.

Grisham's back with another WrestleMania Revenge Tour update this time for Cardiff, Wales on the 24th of April. Grisham says John Cena will be in action the night after his birthday and with that he introduces the champ. Cena comes in telling Cardiff, Wales to lock the city down before telling us to make sure that we come and watch the WWE, the world's greatest show. We've done, seen it before so act like we know. Diamonds on his neck and shoulder baby the champ is going to be up there doing his thing a day after his birthday so we're going to have to celebrate and do it like only we do. The best show in town is coming straight to us. Cena motions you can't see him and signs off with an aha then Grisham tells us to go to WWE.Com for the info.

Tyson Tomko vs Chavo Guerrero
Main Event time. Chavo will soon be competing with Viscera for the longest stay and winning run on Heat. Tomko attacks Chavo before the bell while he's up on the corner with a series of punches and kicks as the Eddie chants start. Tomko throws Chavo through the ropes before going out driving him into the apron and putting him back in where Chavo tries to fight back and ducks underneath Tomko after coming off the ropes. Tomko boots and presses Chavo over his head before catching and tossing him to the mat with a throwaway slam for a nearfall. Tomko chokes Chavo on the mat with his hands then again in the middle rope. Tomko knees Chavo in the corner and drives his hands into Chavo's face. Tomko Irish whips, Chavo leaps over a charge rolls back and charges but Tomko catches and powerslams Chavo for another nearfall. Tomko rips at Chavo's face before applying a couple of chinlocks and the Eddie chants start to pick up. Chavo elbows out, Tomko clubs the back and Irish whips but charges into an elbow. Chavo uppercuts Tomko and Tomko falls on his ass. Chavo hits a standing dropkick and starts to feel it. Chavo with a boot and uppercut sends Tomko off the ropes into a flying cross body attack for a nearfall. Chavo uppercuts Tomko into the ropes, Tomko reverses off the ropes and counters a Tornado DDT attempt but he can't counter the three amigos wait yes he can Tomko blocks the third lifts Chavo up and drives him backfirst into the corner. Tomko lifts Chavo ready for a running powerslam but Chavo counters into a Tornado DDT. Chavo then heads up top and nails the frog splash for the 1-2-3. I don't like Chavo's frog splash but this match was better than Chavo's match with Snitsky last week. Here is Your Winner: CHAVO GUERRERO. Post match Chavo poses and salutes the crowd and Eddie.

Grisham and Coachman hype up WrestleMania before Grisham signs off and thanks us for watching to end the show. I'll be back with Special Edition Heat and Velocity next week as we have another WWE Supershow tomorrow night. On that note take care, enjoy the week ahead and I'll catch you later. Shaun.