Sunday Night Heat

February 19, 2006
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Welcome back people. Heat begins this week with........................................................

Johnny Parisi vs Kane
Parisi comes out with a purpose and demands a mic. Parisi says it ain't easy being Johnny Parisi (Cue the boos). It's all because of the fans. Do we know who he is? He's a second generation superstar and he wants some respect. He's going to show everyone tonight that we should be chanting his name. He doesn't care, he could beat anybody in the back no matter how big, how strong....BANG Kane's pyro goes off and Parisi staggers back in shock in the ring as Kane comes out with his World Tag Team Title belt. I, like Grisham and Coach can't recall Kane being on Heat recently either. Parisi tries clubbing Kane as soon as he steps in but is shoved down. Kane sends Parisi's head into the corner and lands a punch and an elbow before choking him with his hand. Kane with one shot knocks Parisi down before booting him in the head. Kane gets Parisi up and sends him off the ropes into a big boot. Kane gets Parisi up, Irish whips and hits a corner clothesline before lifting Parisi up and dropping him with a sidewalk slam. Kane to the top rope comes off and hits a clothesline before setting up and catching Parisi with a chokeslam for the easy 1-2-3. Here is Your Winner: KANE. Total Squash. Thanks for coming Johnny. When's he going to catch a break as he hasn't appeared on Raw yet once. He should go back to TNA and join Simon's Diamonds in the Rough as it's better than getting buried every week. Post match Kane sets off the pyro.

We cut backstage earlier today to see Snitsky sniffing a woman's shoe and getting excited and aroused when Tomko comes in and asks him what he's doing before asking him what he was doing last week. Tomko says Snitsky wasn't focused and they lost. Snitsky says he was focused but Tomko is supposed to be the Problem Solver and he wasn't there when Snitsky needed him. Tomko tells Snitsky he's right he is the Problem Solver and he is going to solve this problem as if they don't win their match tonight then they are through. Snitsky asks if that's what Tomko really wants. Tomko says it is so Snitsky sarcastically tells the Problem Solver to listen to something as if they lose tonight it isn't going to be Snitsky's fault. Both stare at each other before Tomko leaves and Snitsky gets excited and goes back to the shoe. Tomko comes back and knocks the shoe from him and says that's exactly what he's talking about before taking his leave again with Snitsky in pursuit.

Snitsky & Tyson Tomko vs Bill Brown & Chris Hamrick
Snitsky and Tomko hit each other to fire up and the jobbers attack from behind but Snitsky throws Hamrick over the top rope while Tomko delivers a spinebuster to Brown then delivers knees to the head despite Brown's attempts to cover up. Tomko with a punch then drives Brown into the corner. Snitsky tags and boots Brown in the gut. Snitsky punches before Snitsky and Tomko whip Brown backfirst to the corner then clothesline him to the mat. Snitsky with a slam drops an elbow and chokes on the mat with his hands. Snitsky makes Brown eat some boot before getting him up and punching him back down. Snitsky Irish whips Brown then drives a knee to the gut and boots Hamrick on the apron in the gut. Snitsky forces Brown's hand into a tag and boots Brown out of the ring before bringing Hamrick in by tossing him to the mat. Snitsky with an Irish whip, Hamrick dodges a charge, Snitsky hits the corner, Hamrick off the ropes gets levelled by a Snitsky clothesline. Brown runs back in and attacks Tomko on the apron as Snitsky rips Hamrick's T-Shirt off. Brown charges at Snitsky who lifts him up into a powerslam position for Tomko to run in and boot him off to the mat. Hamrick gets up holding his T-Shirt only for Snitsky to drop him back down with a big boot. Snitsky covers and that's that. 1-2-3. Here Are Your Winners: SNITSKY & TYSON TOMKO. Who will they feud with now the Throbs have gone? Post match both hit each other some more as we're reminded by Coach that they're still a team.

Trevor Murdoch vs Goldust
Sweet. I suggested this as a feud last week. Should be good. Murdoch reviewed Pink Panther this week on WWE.Com Unlimited. Damn Goldust is over according to his entrance. Grisham calls him everyone's favourite Perv while Coach plays him up as the master of mind games and psychology. Grisham links the two by the Movie type entrance of Goldust to the Movie Reviews of Murdoch. Like last week Goldust begins by crouching down as Murdoch talks trash. Murdoch slaps, Goldust crouches again and scowls before they finally lockup. Goldust with a side headlock, off the ropes, stepover, Murdoch hiptosses, Goldust armdrags then slaps Murdoch in the face and ass and taunts. Murdoch reverses off the ropes, Goldust telegraphs a dropkick by hanging on to the ropes and he slingshots Murdoch to the outside. Murdoch on the apron, Goldust with some bionic elbows to the head. Goldust slides outside and punches Murdoch back inside. Goldust gets in and charges but Murdoch pulls the rope down and Goldust goes sailing to the outside. Murdoch goes out, clubs, puts Goldust back in and drives boots into Goldust's head. Murdoch twists Goldust into a neckbreaker position before clubbing him down by the throat. Murdoch slugs at Goldust's head before kicking him in the chest and back. Goldust fights back with chops and boots and hits a suplex. Goldust off the ropes charges into a Murdoch backelbow. Murdoch drags Goldust's face across the top rope before clubbing Goldust's back. Goldust to the corner, Murdoch talks trash and Irish whips, Murdoch charges into a boot then Goldust catches him with a powerslam for a nearfall. Murdoch reverses Goldust off the ropes, Goldust drops down and stings Murdoch with a shot to the face. Goldust with an inverted atomic drop sends Murdoch staggering to the corner. Goldust mounts for a ten punch assault and at nine Goldust taunts Murdoch shakes his crotch at him and finishes off with a bionic elbow. Goldust sets up and teases Shattered Dreams. The referee intervenes and as Goldust readies for it Murdoch slips outside and decides he's had enough and the referee lays the count on. Murdoch comes back and gets to the apron at nine but shrugs off Goldust and the match and walks off as the referee counts him out. This thing isn't over. Maybe it'll continue tomorrow on Raw? Next week on Heat? or not at all? Here is Your Winner Via Countout: GOLDUST.

Rob Conway vs Viscera
Conway is announced as the Model of Excellence and Coach gloats by saying he gave him that nickname. What has happened to the Con-Man recently as he's seemingly joined Job Club. Conway attacks Viscera as he's posing on the apron for the crowd. Viscera's wobbling on the apron as Conway runs the ropes but he gets dropped by a Viscera right hand. Viscera gets in removes his ring garb and slams Conway. Viscera slaps Conway's chest in the corner then hangs him up in a tree of woe position and slaps then backs that ass up squishing the Con-Man. Viscera gyrates and readies for the Sex Drive but Conway rakes the face knees the gut and tries to whip Viscera off the ropes. Viscera doesn't budge and instead Conway gets whipped off the ropes. Conway ducks underneath Viscera and staggers him with a dropkick. Conway ducks Viscera's clothesline attempt and drops him to one knee with a boot. Conway with forearms, Viscera slaps him away but Conway comes off the ropes and puts Viscera on his back with a knee to the temple. Conway drops two elbows flexes before dropping a third then delivers some mounted mat punches. Conway from the second rope drops Viscera with a flying shoulder tackle and covers but Viscera throws Conway off at a two count. Conway keeps Viscera grounded with a rear naked choke. Conway punches Viscera's head down then boots the chest before going back to the rear naked choke. Viscera gets up, Conway with forearms runs the ropes right into a swinging side slam by Viscera. Viscera turns Conway over and plays to the crowd with some gyration and after a splash to the back Viscera performs Visagra on Conway. Conway recovers in the corner, Viscera pumps it up but Conway sidesteps a charge and schoolboys Viscera 1-2-no. Conway charges at Viscera who grabs him by the throat and hits the Sex Drive for the 1-2-3. Here is Your Winner: VISCERA. Viscera notches up yet another Main Event win on Heat.