Sunday Night Heat

January 29, 2006
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Coach is absent this week as he's preparing for the Royal Rumble so Tommy Dreamer is filling in which is fine by me. On with the show and we begin with the Party Boys.

Romeo w/Antonio vs Trevor Murdoch
The Throbs come out first and cut a similar promo to a few weeks back where they get the Throb-O-Meter out and look for two hot chicks in the crowd to dance with. They find Beth and Shelly from OVW in the front row who both look like transvestites and are hideous. They start to get down with one another and are about to kiss until Trevor Murdoch comes out chewing his tobacco and Dreamer makes the Skinner reference. The Throbs escort the girls out and Dreamer now hates Murdoch as he wanted to see some HLA. Romeo dodges a Murdoch charge and he hits the corner. Romeo with an armdrag thrusts his pelvis into Murdoch's face. Murdoch advances, Romeo holds down the top rope and Murdoch goes outside where Antonio taunts him with a wiggle to piss him off some more. Murdoch gets back in and complains to the referee about the Throbs antics allowing Romeo to schoolboy him for a nearfall. Murdoch goes outside again and says he's had enough, Romeo slides out turns Murdoch around but Romeo gets decked with a right hand. Nice sucker there. Murdoch puts Romeo back in where Murdoch directs shots at his back and covers for a one count. Murdoch twists Romeo into a neckbreaker position but clubs him down. Murdoch hammers Romeo in the face and slaps his back as Dreamer recalls being in a Rumble for two minutes where he busted Chris Jericho open, injured Bill DeMott, took out Christian then broke his own finger when he got thrown out. Murdoch with an Irish whip charges in and hits an elbow. Murdoch chokes Romeo in the corner and slaps his face. Romeo punches back, Murdoch boots, Irish whips, charges, Romeo tries to boot, Murdoch catches but Romeo elbows Murdoch then charges into a big boot. Murdoch gets Romeo up, hooks him as he scales the second rope and Murdoch delivers a bulldog and that's that. 1-2-3. Here is Your Winner: TREVOR MURDOCH. Grisham plays up Murdoch afterwards and hypes his Rumble chances. Dream on Grish. Even if Murdoch's form is currently good there's no way he's winning.

Matt Striker's Classroom
Striker's blackboard has Royal Rumble written on it so I guess that's today's subject. Striker comes out wearing Argyle and has a pencil tucked behind his ear. Striker greets us with a hey friends and trusts we've all been doing our homework. Striker makes us aware tonight is the Royal Rumble. Striker's received our correspondence and the question on everyone's mind is will our teacher be participating in the Royal Rumble? Striker says he's aware he's a viable entrant into the Rumble and that we recognize Striker shares many of the same qualities as some of history's greatest leaders aswell as royal figures. For instance King Henry VIII. This man created his own religion aswell as beheading his wife. Striker tells us to get our minds out of the gutter as it means he chopped her head off. Striker says he's a man of great influence and sarcastically says he respects women then laughs. Arch Duke Franz Ferdinand is the next example and Striker asks who that is? Striker scolds the audience saying it's not a rock 'n' roll band and asks where would they get that silly notion. Franz Ferdinand is the man whose assassination sparked World War 1 and Striker knows if anything happened to him there would be widespread panic amongst all of us. Even president George W. Bush and Striker share....boos so Striker says he can wait. Striker continues after a pause that he and George W. Bush share many great qualities. They are both extremely intelligent. Striker asks the crowd why are they laughing? Striker and Bush are incredibly handsome and neither have ever smoked the pot. Striker does his Mr Mackie South Park saying of drugs are bad ok. It gives Striker great pleasure to announce that he finds himself completely above and better than such a volatile game of chance like the Royal Rumble. Why in the world will 30 barbarians toss each other over the top rope to crash upon the floor. Why he could hit his head and we wouldn't want that. The crowd cheer. Striker asks exactly who would teach us our lessons and who would guide us? Striker will not enter the Royal Rumble and this draws cheers from the crowd. But, when the time is right Striker will employ a master strategy and we will all go on to great things in the WWE and we will do them his way because he is Matt Striker and he is our teacher. Striker signs off by saying hey thanks a bunch everyone as Grisham says thanks for wasting our time pointing to the obvious. Why bother with this then as I'd rather see another squash match myself.

Chavo Guerrero vs Jason Jones
Big Eddie pops and cheers for Chavo throughout. Chavo points to the sky and salutes the crowd to begin on a lap of the ring. Jones counters out of two side headlock takedowns with a headscissors but on the third one Jones gets up sends Chavo off the ropes and Chavo hits a shoulder tackle to send Jones to the corner. Lockup, hammerlock by Chavo, Chavo takes Jones down and applies a waistlock. Jones gets up elbows free and runs the ropes into a Chavo armdrag. Chavo bars the arm before Jones gets up and Chavo lands a couple of uppercuts. Chavo rams Jones' head into the corner before delivering a slam for a nearfall. Chavo with another waistlock, Jones backs him to the corner and gets in some punches before biting Chavo along the top rope. Chavo off the ropes boots Jones in the head before landing a clothesline and a shove down. Jones off the ropes, Chavo connects with a dropkick. Chavo ducks a lunge boots the gut and hits a DDT. Chavo points upwards drags Jones into position heads up top and lands a frog splash. Grisham calls it the five star frog splash. Wrong move Toddster. Nice showcase for Chavo though. Here is Your Winner: CHAVO GUERRERO.

Snitsky & Tyson Tomko vs Val Venis & Viscera
Yet another main event birth for Viscera. This is his show. Val towels a hottie in the front row as Dreamer calls us all out on doing our Val Venis impressions when we come out of the shower. Snitsky and Tomko pummel each other to see who will start and we settle down to Snitsky and Viscera who taunts Snitsky's mannerisms. Punch exchange to begin, Snitsky knees the gut, Viscera reverses off the ropes and Snitsky charges into a brick wall and goes down. Viscera goes for a slam, Snitsky slips behind and clubs the back. Snitsky tries to take Viscera back to his corner, Tomko tags in but he can't whip Viscera who shows him how it's done. Viscera pumps it up and squashes Tomko in the corner. Tag to Val, Viscera headbutts Tomko who falls into a Val atomic drop then a Viscera spinebuster and Val elbow. Nice teamwork as Val covers for a nearfall. Val whips Tomko to the corner and hits a clothesline. Tomko to the ropes, Val chops, Tomko reverses off the ropes, Val forearms Snitsky off the apron but gets clubbed from behind by Tomko. Tomko sends Val off the ropes but puts his head down allowing Val to boot. Val charges, Tomko sends Val onto the apron, Val sends Tomko away driving his head into the gut but from behind/outside Snitsky drops Val face first onto the apron and Val falls to the floor. Snitsky picks up Val drives him into the ringpost and puts him back in where Tomko delivers snake eyes in the corner before tagging in Snitsky. Tomko holds Val down for a Snitsky boot to the back before Snitsky lifts Val and drives him into the corner where Snitsky and Tomko choke him illegally. Snitsky charges into a Val boot, Val elbows Tomko on the apron, Snitsky charges into Val's feet, Val punches Tomko on the apron and charges toward his corner but Snitsky catches him and takes Val back to the heel corner. Tomko tags delivers a knee and lifts for a second snake eyes but Val slips down and shoves Tomko to the corner. Val crawls for a tag, Tomko hooks a leg, Val hits an enziguiri kick and makes the tag. Viscera comes in with clotheslines and a backelbow followed by a slam on Snitsky and a swinging side slam on Tomko. Viscera covers 1-2-broken up by Snitsky. Snitsky and Tomko whip Viscera off the ropes, Viscera comes back with a double clothesline and fires up. All four men are now in, Val chops Tomko in the corner, Snitsky avoids a Viscera charge by pulling down the top rope and Viscera goes sailing to the outside. Back inside Tomko reverses a Val Irish whip but charges into a forearm. Val blindly leaps on/off the second rope but Tomko avoids a cross body attempt. Snitsky charges for a big boot and connects but on Tomko as Val moves. Snitsky curses himself as Val clotheslines Snitsky out of the ring with the momentum taking Val out too. Viscera who's the legal man gets back in and quickly hits a VD (Viscera Drop) on Tomko and covers for the 1-2-3. No Visagra this week. This was pretty good all things considering although I reckon it's Snitsky vs Tomko next week on H