Sunday Night Heat
January 29, 2006
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Coach is absent this week as he's preparing for the Royal Rumble so Tommy
Dreamer is filling in which is fine by me. On with the show and we begin with
the Party Boys.
Romeo w/Antonio vs Trevor Murdoch
The Throbs come out first and cut a similar promo to a few weeks back where they
get the Throb-O-Meter out and look for two hot chicks in the crowd to dance
with. They find Beth and Shelly from OVW in the front row who both look like
transvestites and are hideous. They start to get down with one another and are
about to kiss until Trevor Murdoch comes out chewing his tobacco and Dreamer
makes the Skinner reference. The Throbs escort the girls out and Dreamer now
hates Murdoch as he wanted to see some HLA. Romeo dodges a Murdoch charge and he
hits the corner. Romeo with an armdrag thrusts his pelvis into Murdoch's face.
Murdoch advances, Romeo holds down the top rope and Murdoch goes outside where
Antonio taunts him with a wiggle to piss him off some more. Murdoch gets back in
and complains to the referee about the Throbs antics allowing Romeo to schoolboy
him for a nearfall. Murdoch goes outside again and says he's had enough, Romeo
slides out turns Murdoch around but Romeo gets decked with a right hand. Nice
sucker there. Murdoch puts Romeo back in where Murdoch directs shots at his back
and covers for a one count. Murdoch twists Romeo into a neckbreaker position but
clubs him down. Murdoch hammers Romeo in the face and slaps his back as Dreamer
recalls being in a Rumble for two minutes where he busted Chris Jericho open,
injured Bill DeMott, took out Christian then broke his own finger when he got
thrown out. Murdoch with an Irish whip charges in and hits an elbow. Murdoch
chokes Romeo in the corner and slaps his face. Romeo punches back, Murdoch
boots, Irish whips, charges, Romeo tries to boot, Murdoch catches but Romeo
elbows Murdoch then charges into a big boot. Murdoch gets Romeo up, hooks him as
he scales the second rope and Murdoch delivers a bulldog and that's that. 1-2-3.
Here is Your Winner: TREVOR MURDOCH. Grisham plays up Murdoch afterwards and
hypes his Rumble chances. Dream on Grish. Even if Murdoch's form is currently
good there's no way he's winning.
Matt Striker's Classroom
Striker's blackboard has Royal Rumble written on it so I guess that's today's
subject. Striker comes out wearing Argyle and has a pencil tucked behind his
ear. Striker greets us with a hey friends and trusts we've all been doing our
homework. Striker makes us aware tonight is the Royal Rumble. Striker's received
our correspondence and the question on everyone's mind is will our teacher be
participating in the Royal Rumble? Striker says he's aware he's a viable entrant
into the Rumble and that we recognize Striker shares many of the same qualities
as some of history's greatest leaders aswell as royal figures. For instance King
Henry VIII. This man created his own religion aswell as beheading his wife.
Striker tells us to get our minds out of the gutter as it means he chopped her
head off. Striker says he's a man of great influence and sarcastically says he
respects women then laughs. Arch Duke Franz Ferdinand is the next example and
Striker asks who that is? Striker scolds the audience saying it's not a rock 'n'
roll band and asks where would they get that silly notion. Franz Ferdinand is
the man whose assassination sparked World War 1 and Striker knows if anything
happened to him there would be widespread panic amongst all of us. Even
president George W. Bush and Striker share....boos so Striker says he can wait.
Striker continues after a pause that he and George W. Bush share many great
qualities. They are both extremely intelligent. Striker asks the crowd why are
they laughing? Striker and Bush are incredibly handsome and neither have ever
smoked the pot. Striker does his Mr Mackie South Park saying of drugs are bad
ok. It gives Striker great pleasure to announce that he finds himself completely
above and better than such a volatile game of chance like the Royal Rumble. Why
in the world will 30 barbarians toss each other over the top rope to crash upon
the floor. Why he could hit his head and we wouldn't want that. The crowd cheer.
Striker asks exactly who would teach us our lessons and who would guide us?
Striker will not enter the Royal Rumble and this draws cheers from the crowd.
But, when the time is right Striker will employ a master strategy and we will
all go on to great things in the WWE and we will do them his way because he is
Matt Striker and he is our teacher. Striker signs off by saying hey thanks a
bunch everyone as Grisham says thanks for wasting our time pointing to the
obvious. Why bother with this then as I'd rather see another squash match
myself.
Chavo Guerrero vs Jason Jones
Big Eddie pops and cheers for Chavo throughout. Chavo points to the sky and
salutes the crowd to begin on a lap of the ring. Jones counters out of two side
headlock takedowns with a headscissors but on the third one Jones gets up sends
Chavo off the ropes and Chavo hits a shoulder tackle to send Jones to the
corner. Lockup, hammerlock by Chavo, Chavo takes Jones down and applies a
waistlock. Jones gets up elbows free and runs the ropes into a Chavo armdrag.
Chavo bars the arm before Jones gets up and Chavo lands a couple of uppercuts.
Chavo rams Jones' head into the corner before delivering a slam for a nearfall.
Chavo with another waistlock, Jones backs him to the corner and gets in some
punches before biting Chavo along the top rope. Chavo off the ropes boots Jones
in the head before landing a clothesline and a shove down. Jones off the ropes,
Chavo connects with a dropkick. Chavo ducks a lunge boots the gut and hits a
DDT. Chavo points upwards drags Jones into position heads up top and lands a
frog splash. Grisham calls it the five star frog splash. Wrong move Toddster.
Nice showcase for Chavo though. Here is Your Winner: CHAVO GUERRERO.
Snitsky & Tyson Tomko vs Val Venis & Viscera
Yet another main event birth for Viscera. This is his show. Val towels a hottie
in the front row as Dreamer calls us all out on doing our Val Venis impressions
when we come out of the shower. Snitsky and Tomko pummel each other to see who
will start and we settle down to Snitsky and Viscera who taunts Snitsky's
mannerisms. Punch exchange to begin, Snitsky knees the gut, Viscera reverses off
the ropes and Snitsky charges into a brick wall and goes down. Viscera goes for
a slam, Snitsky slips behind and clubs the back. Snitsky tries to take Viscera
back to his corner, Tomko tags in but he can't whip Viscera who shows him how
it's done. Viscera pumps it up and squashes Tomko in the corner. Tag to Val,
Viscera headbutts Tomko who falls into a Val atomic drop then a Viscera
spinebuster and Val elbow. Nice teamwork as Val covers for a nearfall. Val whips
Tomko to the corner and hits a clothesline. Tomko to the ropes, Val chops, Tomko
reverses off the ropes, Val forearms Snitsky off the apron but gets clubbed from
behind by Tomko. Tomko sends Val off the ropes but puts his head down allowing
Val to boot. Val charges, Tomko sends Val onto the apron, Val sends Tomko away
driving his head into the gut but from behind/outside Snitsky drops Val face
first onto the apron and Val falls to the floor. Snitsky picks up Val drives him
into the ringpost and puts him back in where Tomko delivers snake eyes in the
corner before tagging in Snitsky. Tomko holds Val down for a Snitsky boot to the
back before Snitsky lifts Val and drives him into the corner where Snitsky and
Tomko choke him illegally. Snitsky charges into a Val boot, Val elbows Tomko on
the apron, Snitsky charges into Val's feet, Val punches Tomko on the apron and
charges toward his corner but Snitsky catches him and takes Val back to the heel
corner. Tomko tags delivers a knee and lifts for a second snake eyes but Val
slips down and shoves Tomko to the corner. Val crawls for a tag, Tomko hooks a
leg, Val hits an enziguiri kick and makes the tag. Viscera comes in with
clotheslines and a backelbow followed by a slam on Snitsky and a swinging side
slam on Tomko. Viscera covers 1-2-broken up by Snitsky. Snitsky and Tomko whip
Viscera off the ropes, Viscera comes back with a double clothesline and fires
up. All four men are now in, Val chops Tomko in the corner, Snitsky avoids a
Viscera charge by pulling down the top rope and Viscera goes sailing to the
outside. Back inside Tomko reverses a Val Irish whip but charges into a forearm.
Val blindly leaps on/off the second rope but Tomko avoids a cross body attempt.
Snitsky charges for a big boot and connects but on Tomko as Val moves. Snitsky
curses himself as Val clotheslines Snitsky out of the ring with the momentum
taking Val out too. Viscera who's the legal man gets back in and quickly hits a
VD (Viscera Drop) on Tomko and covers for the 1-2-3. No Visagra this week. This
was pretty good all things considering although I reckon it's Snitsky vs Tomko
next week on H