Top Ten
Slogans for the WCW Cologne
From David Letterman
Show
| 10. | Attract them white trash babes! |
| 9. | Sometimes you just want to smell phony |
| 8. | Like a piledriver up your nose |
| 7. | The exciting scent of the lowest common denominator |
| 6. | If you actually bought Michael Jordan's cologne, you might as well buy this! |
| 5. | The perfect gift for. . .uh. . . it's really hard to say |
| 4. | Give a bottle to that nancy boy sone of yours - it couln't hurt! |
| 3. | This stuff can make you governor! |
| 2. | Because when you're sitting on your a** all day watching wrestling, you've got to smell your best |
| 1. | Finally! |